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Facts of Life ~ Sexual Education ~ Health risks

Sex can be pleasurable and it's the act of creating life, but you might not be ready for the responsibilities that a child require. And you could get a disease that could severely lower your quality of life forever. Something that can kill you isn't to be taken lightly.

So many things can go wrong, it's best to be responsible and protect yourself.

Read my page about how to make it safer and protect your sex.


STDs list and more information from plannedparenthood. I added a strange one.

My page is only a resume but has pictures~ At least scroll and look at them; that should be enough for a good start. Knowledge is power. Be the wielder of your own fate.


Blue waffle

Chancroid
Chlamydia
Cytomegalovirus (CMV)
Genital Warts
Gonorrhea
Hepatitis B
Herpes
HIV & AIDS
Human Papillomavirus (HPV)
Intestinal Parasites
Molluscum Contagiosum
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID)
Pubic Lice (Crabs)
Scabies
Syphilis
Trichomoniasis (Trich)

 


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I wish that it was a prank, but the cyanobacteria (google images) can turn an aquarium into something similar... so why not a bacterium that makes your taco look like an oyster... Would you like a side dish of death with your pleasure? Well, there's much worst.

The site bluewaffles states that it's all true (which doesn't prove anything).

I don't agree that depression can cause this; it's a feeling. But adrenal fatigue from vitamins and mineral deficiencies can cause a compromised immune system and that's depressing.

If your crotch doesn't feel right, don't wait until it ends like this, consult doctors. They don't know everything, even if many think they do, and the medicine often do more harm than good... but they might help.

Do you think that would be worth a few seconds of orgasm, with a random stranger, someone that you don't even love... At least wear a condom.

It can also happen to men: this picture is said to be the Blue waffle male version.

There are other STDs that are way less colorful and way deadlier. Let's look into the most classics that are more likely to happen to you. But first, how to avoid them:

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Chancroid

Sores on the genitals. Was once common in the United States, but now it is rare.

Symptoms may include:
  • Open sores, usually on the penis, rectum, and vulva; especially around the opening to the vagina. Sores may produce pus and be painful.
  • Swollen glands in the groin.
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More about Chancroid.

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Chlamydia


Often has no symptoms, but when you do you sure do.

Women:
  • Abdominal pain
  • Abnormal vaginal discharge
  • Bleeding between menstrual periods
  • Low-grade fever
  • Painful intercourse
  • Pain or a burning feeling while urinating
  • Swelling inside the vagina or around the anus
  • The urge to urinate more than usual
  • Vaginal bleeding after intercourse
  • A yellowish discharge from the cervix that may have a strong smell
Men:
  • Pain or a burning feeling while urinating
  • Pus or watery or milky discharge from the penis
  • Swollen or tender testicles
  • Swelling around the anus

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Cytomegalovirus (CMV)

Often has no symptoms. No cure, but symptoms may be managed.

Common. 4/10 Americans get it by the time they reach puberty, mainly through contact with other children's saliva.

When symptoms do appear, they may include:
  • Swollen glands, fatigue, fever, and general weakness
  • Irritations of the digestive tract, nausea, diarrhea
  • Jaundice (yellowing of the skin or eyes)
  • Blindness
  • Mental disorders
CMV can be very dangerous for people with weakened immune systems.
It's transmissible during any sexual intercourses; but even by blood transfusion and sharing IV drug equipment. Also pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding. CMV is the most common infection in the United States that is spread from a woman to her developing fetus.

If you were lucky enough to be born healthy, don't mess it up, or it could haunt you, your loved ones and your descendants FOREVER! It concern males too because you can't conceive wearing protection, so you'll give it to the mother who'll give it to your child and so on.

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Genital Warts

Growths on the skin of the genital area and around the anus. They are caused by certain of the 100+ types of human papilloma virus (HPV). Various ones can be on the hands or feet and some cause cancer. They spread easily by skin-to-skin contact.

I like impressively obvious pictures, but they can start much smaller and hard to detect, thyen BAM you get them and they can be much worst for you than the person you got them from if your immune system is weakened by:
  • Chemotherapy
  • Diabetes
  • HIV/AIDS
  • Hodgkin's disease
  • Taking anti-rejection drugs after an organ transplant
So basically if you don't take care of your health in all its aspects, it goes rapidly downhill after, even from small things. So you might as well take care of it NOW.

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More about Genital Warts.

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Gonorrhea

Often has no symptoms but it can spread just as easily. Can be treated well but it can be a serious health risk if it's not. This is especially important if you are pregnant. It's a bacteria that can infect the penis, vagina, cervix, anus, urethra, or throat. Sometimes it is called "the clap" or "the drip." It affects more than 800,000 people in the USA every year.

CDC Discovers 9 Cases Of “Incurable” Super Gonorrhea In North America!

4/5 women have no symptoms, but the commons are:
  • Abdominal pain
  • Bleeding between menstrual periods
  • Fever
  • Menstrual irregularities
  • Painful intercourse
  • Painful urination
  • Swelling or tenderness of the vulva
  • The urge to urinate more than usual
  • Throwing up
  • Yellowish or yellow-green vaginal discharge
1/10 men have no symptoms, but the commons are:
  • Pus-like discharge from the penis
  • Pain or burning feeling while urinating
  • More frequent urination than usual
For both genders:
  • Itchy anus
  • Discharge
  • Painful bowel movements
  • Itching and soreness of the throat with trouble swallowing. 9/10 oral infections show no symptoms at all.
Symptoms may only appear in the morning and be mild.

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Gonorrhea - mouth Gonorrhea - baby crusted eyes
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Hepatitis B

A kind of liver infection, it often has no symptoms but easily spread anyway. No cure, but the infection often goes away on its own. Many states require the hepatitis B vaccine for school children.

Other kinds of hepatitis that van be spread during sex :

Hepatitis A: from infected fecal matter that gets into the mouth. Wash your hands after using the bathroom. A person can only get the infection once and it's not a long term infection.

Hepatitis C (HCV): from direct contact with an infected person's blood. For most people, HCV is a long-term infection and causes chronic liver disease.


When hepatitis B symptoms do develop, those are the most likely:
  • Extreme tiredness
  • Tenderness and pain in the lower abdomen
  • Loss of appetite
  • Nausea, vomiting
  • Pain in the joints
  • Headache
  • Fever
  • Hives
Later hepatitis B symptoms include:
  • More severe abdominal pain
  • Dark urine
  • Pale-colored bowel movements
  • Jaundice: yellowing of the skin and eyes
Fromliverandlife:

The hepatitis B virus slowly destroys the liver and often leads to liver cancer.

Even with today's medical technology, liver cancer is one of the most difficult cancers to treat.

The 5 year survival rate remains less than 10%.


It can also cause a very distended abdomen due to a hepatoma.

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More about Hepatitis B.

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Herpes

It can affect the mouth (oral herpes) or genitals (genital herpes). It's very common and easily spread even without symptoms.

Caused by two different but closely related viruses; herpes simplex: type 1 (HSV-1) is mostly oral and more prevalent, while type 2 (HSV-2) is mostly genital.

The most common genital herpes symptom is a cluster of blistery sores; usually on the vagina, vulva, cervix, penis, buttocks, or anus.

But herpes can show anywhere on the skin; all over the face too.

The viruses remain in the body for life and can produce symptoms that come and go.

Oral herpes causes "cold sores" or "fever blisters" and can show up on the lips, around the mouth and inside it too but usually only the first time. Symptoms may last a few weeks and go away. They may return at any time from weeks to years. They are annoying but usually harmless, except that they can be very harmful to a newborn.

Genital herpes symptoms may include:
  • Blisters
  • Burning feelings if urine flows over sores
  • Inability to urinate if severe swelling of sores blocks the urethra
  • Itching
  • Open sores
  • Pain in the infected area
During initial herpes, symptoms usually appear from 2 to 20 days after infection. But it may be years before the first symptoms appear. They may also include:
  • Swollen, tender glands in the pelvic area, throat, and under the arms
  • Fever
  • Chills
  • Headache
  • General run-down feelings
  • Achy, flu-like feelings
Herpes symptoms may be more painful and last longer in people with illnesses that weaken the immune system; such as leukemia and HIV.

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More about Herpes.

You can even make a story with the pictures:
Once upon a time, many many times actually, a beautiful girl wanted to be appreciated and loved. So she agreed to do oral sex to please others. Then she turned into a fried duckling.

Look at the genitals of those two people, they make a nice couple don't you think?

Do you still believe that promiscuity is cool~?

An STD can happen to the most cautious people. If your first lover has it, you can catch it even if you're the incarnation of loyalty. But the amount of partners increases the odds. Taking your time to discover the person will give you the chance to know what you're getting into. And doing your best to protect yourself improves your chances of getting away without one.

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HIV & AIDS

The Human Immunodeficiency Virus is the infection that causes the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. Some people develop HIV symptoms shortly after being infected. But it usually takes more than 10 years before AIDS develop, which is the most advanced stage. That's why it can be hard to know if you have it.

There is no cure, but treatment is available.

It weakens your immune system and makes you more susceptible to catch and suffer more from everything else. You could die from a mere cold.

The first HIV symptoms may include:
  • Swollen glands in the throat, armpit, or groin.
  • Slight fever
  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Muscle aches
These symptoms may last for only a few weeks. Then there are usually no HIV symptoms for many years.

AIDS symptoms appear with a badly damaged immune system:
  • Thrush: a thick, whitish coating of the tongue or mouth that is caused by a yeast infection and sometimes accompanied by a sore throat.
  • Severe or recurring vaginal yeast infections
  • Chronic pelvic inflammatory disease
  • Severe and frequent infections
  • Periods of extreme and unexplained tiredness that may be combined with headaches, lightheadedness and/or dizziness.
  • Quick loss of more than 10 pounds of weight that is not due to increased physical exercise or dieting.
  • Bruising more easily than normal
  • Long periods of frequent diarrhea
  • Frequent fevers and/or night sweats
  • Swelling or hardening of glands located in the throat, armpit, or groin
    periods of persistent, deep, dry coughing.
  • Increasing shortness of breath
  • The appearance of discolored or purplish growths on the skin or inside the mouth.
  • Unexplained bleeding from growths on the skin, from the mouth, nose, anus, or vagina, or from any opening in the body
  • Frequent or unusual skin rashes
  • Severe numbness or pain in the hands or feet, the loss of muscle control and reflex, paralysis, or loss of muscular strength
  • Confusion, personality change, or decreased mental abilities.
1 out of 5 people with HIV don't know they are infected, so testing is very important.

The drug cocktails are designed to strengthen the immune system to keep HIV from developing into AIDS or to relieve AIDS symptoms. These drugs are often very expensive, may have serious and very uncomfortable side effects, and may not be available to everyone. They only work for some people and may only work for limited periods of time.

HIV is not transmitted by simple casual contact such as kissing, sharing drinking glasses, or hugging. But it is by exchanging body fluids from blood to breast milk, and of course the genital ones. I wouldn't want to take risks with saliva either... better safe than sorry with an agonizing existence.

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So basically your whole system is wasting away but it takes a while for you to notice. Massive doses of vitamin C would probably be the most efficient way to strengthen your immune system, with no side effects, besides a bowel movement if you reach your limit but I doubt that you can reach that when you have AIDS. It should work for anyone who takes a high enough dose for their needs. Which I suspect would be an unbelievable mega hyper doses.

More about vitamin C in my: Health ~ Nutrition ~ Vitamins & minerals ~ Vitamin C.

Condom angry - WEAR ME!Well, at least they didn't have to wear that awful condom for a few minutes. But it doesn't sound so bad now, does it.

And you thought that a zit of acne was horrible...

Fearing to be rejected if you don't give in pressure for sex, or the dread to have a too small penis, doesn't sound all that critical now, does it!

If you get harassed for sex and no isn't accepted, pretend that you have aids, if they say "who cares, me too", sneeze in their faces and run for your life...

That boy looks very young. So AIDS can either develop way faster than in 10 years, or he got it from his parents. And you thought you had a bad start...

Hell it's worst than a blue waffle, it's a multi layered spoiled cake... want a piece of that uh?

Don't be in such a hurry to become an adult, stay a kid as long as you can. There's a whole lot of responsibilities and fucked up stuff that will happen, don't rush into them blindly thinking it's fun and so mature. You can't reset that game and don't even get game over... you have to continue playing an unbearable game. Now that sure sucks.

And you thought a bad break up was the end of the world...

Ah! Admire people, admire how lucky you are. If not, you have my deepest sympathy, even if you asked for it. No one deserves that much pain... except maybe child rapists and psychiatrists who like to inflict electroshock "therapy".

There is so much bullshit in the world.

Well, you wanted to be fucked; I guess you sure are now!

Enjoy~ Somehow... I'm sure there's a way to appreciate something anyway.

Best wishes...

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Human Papillomavirus (HPV)





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Intestinal Parasites





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Molluscum Contagiosum






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Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID)






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Pubic Lice (Crabs)




More about Pubic Lice (Crabs).

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Scabies




More about Scabies.

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Syphilis




More about Syphilis.

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Trichomoniasis (Trich)






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Not so fun now, uh!

If someone harass you, mocking your limits and feeling saying "Com'on, it will be fun. You're not cool~" Tell that jerk trying to mess you up with emotional blackmail to fuck off and to go screw himself.

Guys, you never know what's hidden in there~ It could rot your precious dick! If you think that being rejected is painful, wait until you can't even touch yourself because of the agony. Make sure you like the person enough to worth the risks, because:

STDs can happen to you too.

If you got one, protect yourself anyway, you sure don't need another! And be considerate for the person who'll give you pleasure. Be grateful.

It's not just about your fun, it can make you and even babies suffer as well, so be responsible or responsibilities will fall on you much harder: Effects of STIs on Pregnancy.

It's someone is oblivious to the risks and insists with fun as only reason, oblivious to the risks, then chances are he doesn't know how to please a woman either! Do you really want to give your most precious favors, paradise itself, to someone who doesn't care about you, who doesn't give a damn if you die in the gutter with his baby in you after he's done using you...? Demand better. You hold what he wants, you hold the power!

There's probably a way to say the same for men... like having to pay hundreds of dollars a month to feed a child with someone you don't even like, so you probably won't like half of the kid (poor child, everyone deserve to at least be born wanted and loved...). Whores or sex toys are way cheaper, if all you care about is taking a white piss. It's better to hold it in or jerk off than having constant puss discharge after screwing the gutter of some tramp, who can't even respect herself, your dick even less. She might even bite it off, why would she care. You're both meaningless to each other.

Ah~ loveless sex! You sure help make workers for telemarketing jobs! And then we wonder why people hurt us and why it's so hard to find someone decent. It's harder to give what you never received. True about love or diseases... At least like the one you're risking your health and life for...

Enjoy~



Contraception and abortion

Both of them can kill. Only abstinece is truly safe. Animals don't have sex unless it's the mating season and if they are the top alfa couple.


Sex toys

No one can serve you better than yourself.


Babies are a pain in the... ass


There's also the worst parasyte of all... a human (baby)!!!

(I'm a mysanthrope, I just hate what humans do to nature. Since I don't hurt people like sociopath, or kill them like psychopaths, I'm entitled to my opinion. They will feed off you, literally! So it's pretty much a fact anyway. But yeah, I'm evil. Saliva, puke, screams and poop machines are just adorable and stuff... Just look how adorable they really are:)

PICTURES OF BABIES


Couple issues

Even when you manage to get married and have nice children. It can still get ugly. You can get beat up to vent from frustrations at work, reactive hypoglycemia unmanaged rage. Know that loved ones are extensions of yourself, if you hurt them, it will hurt you sooner or later, by guilt or revenge.

Or they can act hateful because they actually don't like you anymore. Things, times and needs change; issues also accumulate when we ignore them in denial instead to solve problems. They can stay anyway because they're too scared to be alone or of change to dare to do anything about it, hating that weakness in themselves and taking that out on you too as a double anger.

Or they pretend to be the perfect little dream, and in your back, when their reach their mid-life crisis and desperately want to recapture their youth, they may post ads like this: "Looking for a open minded person, will help you financially for college. I'm married but I'm not a wanton." Riiight... declaring yourself as not being shameless can still mean that you should be ashamed!

Shit like that can happen even if you're the perfect lover; they might even be less scared of your reaction if you're too kind. Yes there is such a thing, if you let them have anything at the peril of yourself. If you treat yourself like that; they will do too. A spineless carpet sound boring too... The chase and power play can be exciting.

It's important to renew the flame in a couple and not take each other for granted. People can want to experiments things that they're too scared to tell you and be judged and fall in your esteem, so they cowardly go for strangers that they don't like. Communication and understanding can really spare you a lot of bullshit.

As a society we all choose to live with certain values that would otherwise threaten our survival. But there are as many as there are situations.

It's important to choose our own guidelines according to what we can handle. Not everyone have the same priorities, so choose a partner who share the same values as much as possible, then make compromises.

Be loyal to your own word. If the agreement of the couple was exclusivity, then respect that. There will be plenty of people who'll like to have an open one. If you want to cheat while the other is loyal, that's unfair, you're an asshole, it will explode in your face eventually. "Scorned women exact painful revenge on cheating husband with superglue". He's lucky to be alive, "Hell has no fury like a woman scorned". No one reacts well to having their trust and feelings betrayed and walked all over. People aren't things to write your name on to own!

With all the diseases risks, you're endangering their very lives by adding other people that they will end up sleeping with indirectly... It's gross. I'd feel somewhat violated and soiled because it would be against my consent. If you want to be a player, stay single. If you want the advantage of both words, eventually it will balance itself out with a big negative weight of carnage.

Being cheated on is like being told that we, and our efforts, are never good enough; it can be a devastating blow on our self esteem. It hurts to have possible time together throws away, seeing that your loved one preferred to share it with someone else.

But there are even way worst worries than jealousy and possessively at stake: if you have children with other people, you might end up unable to provide well for the ones that you already have. It can make a big mess and destroy futures.

Being a lone mother might make you unable to properly feed your children and being called a bastard child can scar for life. Don't be fooled. If he was serious about you, he wouldn't be able to stand being married and would leave the home right away to move in with you. If he was really unhappy and willing to do that, he'd be divorced before meeting you. You're just a distraction, a tool. Don't be used.

If you're desperately lonely and needy for affection: adopt a cat, dog, or a bunch of fish (or embrace the cliché and get a bunch of cats...) If you're mindlessly horny, buy a dildo and a vibrator. Or go for a bunch of equally desperate guys; maybe you'll even do your fellow women a favor, by unknowingly calming a guy about to rape someone. You might as well get paid if you're going to act like a whore.

But leave married people alone, you're just encouraging something awful and that's why there are so few good men: because people like you enable them to stay lame! Demand better, give better. If we all do, and don't tolerate it afterwards, that will strongly encourage them in the direction that we'd prefer. But don't help destroy families even more than they're already messed up, the world is already teary enough.

Something becomes sacred and available as people find it important, and act respectfully, one person at the time. If you want something to exist in the world; make it happen into your own!

Pleasure and ego should never have such a high price; especially not when there's already someone who's loving and devoted to you! It's despicable to hurt someone like that so deeply. If you're unhappy and there's really nothing to be done, then leave, mourn, and rebuild something new.


(Note to do: AROUSING SOMEONE)

Notes for later:
movie teeth
Toys to MB
The pill kills


When everything goes well, the baby drags your insides out

freezing in the spine side effects for life

wedding then at 40 looking for young...


























Kids, when you ask a question, make sure you feel ready for the answer or you can end up with something like this. Ignorance isn't bliss, knowledge is power. Know what you are getting into so you can make an inform choice with someone who's worth the risks in your heart.

Enjoy responsibly~


Doing research
until my eyes bleed
so you won't have to.
But you really should!


Lisa Of Shades
1 September 2013


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