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Facts of Life ~ Sexual Education ~ Protect your sex


As long as you take care of your health and each other, you'll be okay~ Maybe... Well, that will improve your chances.

Sex always has risks, but there are simple ways to make it safer, for you and your loved ones. Or hopefully someone that you like enough to risk your health for.

There are so many ways to have pleasure, with different level of risks.

You don't have to choose the most dangerous options to get the highest satisfaction.

Know your options to make an informed decision.

So many things can go wrong, it's best to be responsible and protect yourself.

You never know until you do~


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Safer sex: they're many ways to feel and share sexual pleasure

Detailed information at my source: plannedparenthood.


No-risk safer sex play includes:
  • Masturbation
  • Mutual masturbation
  • Cybersex
  • Phone sex
  • Sharing fantasies
Low-risk safer sex play includes:
  • Kissing
  • Fondling, manual stimulation of one another
  • Body-to-body rubbing, frottage, "grinding," or "dry humping"
  • Oral sex (even safer with a condom or other barrier)
  • Playing with sex toys, alone or with a partner (Even men can get a strap on to vary or prolong the pleasure~)
The highest risk kinds of sex play are:
  • Vaginal intercourse
  • Anal intercourse
If you're not careful, and sadly even if you are, you could get a disease, which could be incurable are really lower your quality of life.

Learn about them and enjoy responsibly~

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STDs happens a lot to everyone, they can really happen to you easily

More information at plannedparenthood.

"Sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are caused by infections that are passed from one person to another during sexual contact.

These infections often do not cause any symptoms." So there's often no ways to know if your partner is healthy until you start getting sick... it can get painfully ugly.

"They are very common; more than half of all of us will get one at some time in our lives." It can happen to anyone, even to you, and the bad luck very probable.


Plannedparenthood have a really interesting page with various info on safer sex. Even skin-to-skin sex play without sexual intercourse have risks. For a complete list for each, read the page.

Practicing safer sex allows you to reduce your risks. Use condoms for oral (cut it in a rectangle for women), vaginal or anal sex (make sure it's not damaged, overheated or expired).

More on STDs in my page: Health risks

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Condoms are never fully safe, neither for pregnancy nor diseases, but it's a good way to be more responsible

Information about condoms at netdoctor, and about spermicide at livestrong.

Nothing can prevent pregnancy and diseases at 100%.

They claim that "condoms are effective at 98%" but they add "when used correctly". But this doesn't just imply breaking it along with the package… but also to use spermicide at the same time, otherwise the effectiveness is actually lower.

BUT condoms with spermicide are less effective because it damages the latex!

So this contradiction shows that the facts are a lot about wishful thinking... and they're not as effective as they want you to believe, to make profit with you.

Also, spermicide "works by inactivating, killing or damaging sperm". There are medicines that come as a cream and its goal is to impact the whole body, by letting your skin absorb it into the blood stream, since that’s what skin does~ The “cide” in spermicide means poison, and that affects anyone; but if I was a male wanting children I'd be worried about spreading sperm killer all over my ball sack. If I didn’t want kids, I’d be worried that becoming sterile would make me unable to have an erection! Just use logic here...

There's also controversy about the efficacy of spermicide... It DOES cause damage to condoms and to you... but you can get pregnant anyway! So the 98% effectiveness is exaggerated, because it’s based on something that we don’t do, or that wouldn’t work if we did.

A lot of health studies use exceptional requirements like that too boost their good results, so they can get approved to sell their stuff by regulators and people. But they are exaggerated since in reality that's not how it would happen for people. They don’t mention it too loudly of course…

Everything asking you for money is trying to fool you. Condom helps, but they're not Thor's shield, and even him can get his ass kicked anyway.

But even if they're not trying to give you a false sense of security, so you'd hand over your money every time you surrender mindlessly to your impulses thinking you can only get pleasure... 98% means that "only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year." If you drop the salesman speech, what it means is that for 2 women on 100 it’s completely useless! Two seem little, but we’re thousands! So there are a whole lot of unwanted pregnancies even when you use the condoms correctly! It's not 2 for the whole city... there's a whole lot more of "winning" tickets!

There's no way to completely protect yourself; except to avoid penetration, but if you rub too close it could still happen. The spermatozoids could find a way anyway, with the juices pouring out and the pre-cum on the tip. Life finds a way. Life wants babies!

Don’t be a fool, if you have sex, you will probably make a child. Stop seeing the cup half empty... The uterus is half full.

And you could get way worst parasites that would suck the life out of you for the rest of your life! AIDS.

This could be you.

So if you don't want to loose your immune system and risk dying every time you catch the sniffles… if you don’t want a baby, or an abortion, which is the equivalent of being raped by a grinder... ask yourself if the one you're about to do it with is really worth the risks... Because it happens a whole lot more than you think and are told.

If he's not going to hold your hand while you get to the doctor, terrified before and in pain after… or if he wouldn’t even give a shit if you died in the gutter after he's done using you as a sperm toilet... then maybe you should buy yourself a nice dildo instead.

Guys, if you're not ready for parenthood and don't want your videogame money to be used for shitty diapers, hearing the kid shriek all night when you have a head ache after drinking and partying... then you might want to buy yourself a fleshlight (wiki) to masturbate in. Because we can prove that you owe the kid attention and cash with a DNA test! If you just want mindless fun, then keep playing your games.

And that's with a condom! If you don't use one and think you're not going to get pregnant or catch an STD... then you're really a dumb fuck. Keep it in your pants, there are enough stupid people. But I guess we need someone to do some jobs that I don't want to do... like picking up the trash... and dumpster babies... thanks guys.

I wish I was just a bitter cynical misanthrope... but I ended up like this because IT HAPPENS A LOT!!! While I did research for my section about suicide, I found the story of a pregnant teen who killed herself because her boyfriend denied responsibility... See my page overdose.

So wake the hell up! And at least be mindful and careful!

Don't kill yourself, just learn.

If you're not ready for the obvious outcome, then don't do it!


But you don't have to fully embrace chastity. Just don't have sex with people you don't like or respect... out of desperation... or pressured by people who'd respect your limits if they truly cared about you. If they don't it's a red flag!

Respect and love yourself. Others will.

Don’t leave them any other choices to get your deepest favors! Kick them in the face and walk away to a better life if you meet an asshole. Eventually everyone will get it and make an effort!

Don't worry about pleasure. There are a whole lot of delicious things that you can do; it will make sex much more interesting, even if you choose to go all the way.

Just make an informed choice.

And no matter your decision... LIVE WITH IT!!!

Enjoy~

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Vibrators and fleshlights are awesome!

Girls (or boys) a vibrator and a dildo will never harass you from its drawer. It will never become flaccid before you get your orgasm, if you clean it well it can’t give you any diseases and it’s 100% safe against unwanted pregnancy. AND IT VIBRATES!!! There’s no guilt if you cheat on it, it can’t cheat on you (if you hide it well) or let more than one join the fun~

Guys fleshlights (wiki) are awesome, I didn't try one but I wish I could, and I got good comments from a friend. It’s always ready, you don’t have sweet talk it or chew her (or his) ear to put her into the mood. It doesn’t talk so it won’t complain, nag you or humiliate your reputation if you come too soon, because you can only think about your own pleasure and it won’t be needy for anything. It won’t bite your dick off even if you take the vampire model. It can’t give you deadly aids or any more responsibilities. It won’t ask you to hold its hand later while it’s crying getting an abortion, or get a court order from a DNA test for you to pay money for food, or to change diapers from a shrieking scream in the middle of the night.

The female orgasm is so much more complex than a man’s. With them it’s like a gun shot and it’s over. But for women it can last for minutes, even an hour would be possible. It can get lower then right back up, oscillating, like a gatling gun of orgasm.

Guys I don’t know why you’re so obsessed… for such a short one it’s not even worth the bother… Maybe it’s because you make so many spermatozoids all the time. So you’re always in heat. It takes much more energy to make an egg. So women aren’t in heat unless the oven is freshly done renewing and ready.

But we have so many ways to have an orgasm, the clitoris, which is your undeveloped penis, the G spot stimulating the clitoris from inside, and it can be even from anal… or the 3 at the same time for a triple orgasm super nova!

Guys I don’t understand how you can have troubles giving an orgasm to a girl, without her faking to be kind and considerate to your feelings, if you did that for her, maybe you’d notice what she likes and she’d get off with you for a chance, instead of just being bored.

If you knew anything about your own cock, or at least the tip, you’d know how to find and handle the clitoris. It’s at the top of the slit, how hard can that be! It’s inside the equivalent of your prepuce. Rub it!

If you can’t please a woman, it won’t matter how many of them will fall victim to your incompetence and walk away frustrated… you’ll still be a failure. Instead stay long enough to learn and be told her preferences. No one have the same. So you could be an expert with one and clueless with another. Sex and people are way more complex than “insert coin in slut”… I mean slot… but you get the idea.

To have an orgasm with someone, you first need to know how to have one with yourself. You can’t communicate your preferences if you don’t know them. You can’t just lie on your back and wait… you have to be in the mood and participate.

Girls you can tighten your vagina by tightening your buttocks and ass, it will be more pleasurable. You can moves your hips in a 8 shape, like the symbol of infinity~ and beyond~ It will help rub the right spot~

Guys you can’t just watch porno all day and then expect your partner to lay down and be all horny when you snap your fingers. The actors were paid before and a 2h movie can take DAYS to shoot! (And some actresses cry and throw up between scenes.) You have to put your partner in the mood. Don’t just grab her boobs and shove it in there, kiss her neck tenderly, take your time, she’ll open like a flower when she’ll be able to. There’s no on switch, sometimes people are just tired and need to save their energy for themselves instead to make babies. Sex is an intense exercise.

Guys, you get an erection every time you need to pee, apparently. You’re not supposed to come every time! Sometimes you just have to pee! Yellow, not white… Don’t use women like toilets!

Sometimes, it’s best to say no and just masturbate the hell out of yourself... or each other~~~

Enjoy~



What can and does happen if you're not careful; or unlucky even if you are:

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Lisa Of Shades
1 September 2013
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