Humor ~ Comics ~ ADD boring
First version with bigger separated images:
Teacher ages from uninterested to jaded.
You can’t expect kids to pay attention to
your boring attitude.
Demanding to drug children so they can be as mindless as you, to avoid doing
YOUR JOB PROPERLY, is criminal. Teach the parents about the importance of
putting nutrition a top priority and not load them with sugar and caffeine.
They need less toxic chemicals to mess with their brains, not more! Food
additive like preservatives and colorant is known to cause hyperactivity.
Many kids don’t get a breakfast to start the day. Some get sugary
cereals and cola that doesn’t nourish their brain but unleash a massive
sugar high, which demands to run around like crazy or to store it in fat,
then followed by a zombified crash. You can’t possibly expect malnourished
kids to pay attention.
We’re not meat to sit still and stare on a chair for hours, especially
not healthy children! But what do we expect them to stare at… They’re
not a fun TV show or their favorite videogame… They’re teachers
who are too lazy themselves to do their job and expect kids to stare like
the robots that those teachers are, so they can just mindlessly read from
a book, bored out of their freaking mind, but expecting kids to be in awe
in front of their dull asses.
You’d expect a teacher to grow into a more competent one, but they’re
just more jaded. They got into teaching for the wrong reasons and staying
there, sick of it, out of habit. How about making it more interesting and
interactive for kids before drugging them with dangerous street drugs, Ritalin
is speed of all things!!!? It’s as pathetic as it’s outrageous.
Feed the damn kids, stop acting like teaching is a boring chose, make it
interesting… and if the little bastards aren’t disciplined after
giving them everything they need and only teaching them useful survival
skills that they will need, then just hit them with a ruler.
But ha! Looking back almost everything in school was pure garbage. It wasn’t
taught in a practical manner. Math should explain how to do a budget, to
save money for projects over several months, and how to avoid ending up
homeless by not partying with the rent. Instead to teach about religion,
leave that to parents and churches, teach them the civil laws of society.
Such as not putting loud music at any hours of the day, because some people
work at night and sleep during the day. Teach them to respect neighbors
by not doing screaming contests. There are no drugs for any of those behaviors,
it has to be taught… and I never learn that in school.
Yes, it’s wonderful to try many different subjects to find your own
skill that you can contribute to society, instead to be stuck with your
parent’s job for generations… But there are various types of
intelligences, and various ways to learn. Some do by doing, others by listening.
Some are good with their hands, others with their mind…
We should stop trying to put people into a boring mold… everyone is
different and everyone tries to suppress others… If we all let people
just be the best they can be, the world would be a better place… But
I guess it’s easier to bitch… at least I gave constructive ideas…
and drugging children deserve the worst outrage.
Enjoy~ And make it enjoyable~ Or fail trying.
Lisa Of Shades
(Drawings done maybe a year ago)
9 June 2014
Edited: 11 June 2014
Text added after turning the images into a demotivational poster:
Dialogue with explanations
I don't care about the kids. I got the job for the 2 months summer vacation.
I can't wait for my pay check.
(year later) Teaching is more work than I thought. I'm tired. The damn kids
better be quiet. I can't wait for retirement.
ADD / ADHD
Caused by malnutrition or exhaustion. Nutritional deficiencies: vitamin
C, B complex, minerals... Unstable sugars swings from: grains, cola and
candy. Toxins: Artificial sugars, dies, preservatives, mercury, allergies,
intolerances… Sleep deprivation or bad sleep from an unhealthy lifestyle.
But Attention Deficit Disorders are also caused by boring people.
Enjoy the demotivational format~ A better lifestyle... and if people aren't
in awe before you, instead to drug them, try not to be so boring.
Lisa Of Shades
29 May 2015
Get back up ^
ADHD gift from god
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