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Attack on Titan: Hypoglycemia
Attack on Titan: Emotional
Attack on Titan: Gratitude
Attack on Titan: Good mourning
Attack on Titan: Enjoyment Heart
Attack on Titan: Refined sugars and grains
Attack on Titan: Going to the toilet
Attack on Titan: SMASH
Attack on Titan: There is no spoon Heart
Attack on Titan: Synchronized swimming
Attack on Titan: Rejoice Heart
Attack on Titan: Flesh
Attack on Titan: Friendship
Attack on Titan: Santa
Attack on Titan: God
Attack on Titan: Insomnia
Attack on Titan: Hardcore nudists
Attack on Titan: Ninja maids
Attack on Titan: Bloody bowling
Attack on Titan: Unfounded accusations



Attack on Titan: Hypoglycemia

Hypoglycemia. Don't get in the way of my food and no one gets hurt.

Attack on Titan - Hypoglycemia - Sasha Blouse - Bread

I can get pretty ravenously hungry if my blood sugar drops. So when I saw this picture in the anime, I couldn't resist starting to make posters. But grains crash my blood sugar abruptly and quickly, so it's a terrible idea to eat bread, especially white.

Enjoy go green and go nuts~

Lisa Of Shades
20 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Emotional

Emotional. You earn the right when you fight through hell. Nerves of steel and crying blood. Now that's badass!

Attack on Titan - Emotional - Emo - Eren Yeager

Emos annoy me so much, posers in the name of fashion who haven’t suffered a single day of their life! It’s not sadness; it’s boredom! Get a hobby! No, self pity doesn’t count! Polish a skill!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
20 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Gratitude

Gratitude. Don't expect it, but feel it. It could be worse. They could kill you.

Attack on Titan - Gratitude - Levi kicks Eren Yeager

My talent is art, but that’s subjective. My web design clients kept changing their mind and refused to pay me for the time they made me waste. I starved overworked, it was terrible.

But it didn’t come close to what they did to him in the anime: He saved humankind, and then got beaten to a pulp. Don’t expect your boss to say thank you!

Human nature is ungrateful. All you can do is appreciate everything you can think of, small things pile up into big happiness. I added the wave of light because his position was weird otherwise, and it adds more impact.

While the text may sound like a serious lack of vocabulary, it doesn't just save space. I like how over using "it" makes it sounds like HIT HIT HIT!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
20 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Good mourning

Good mourning. I just ate your friends. They tasted salty. Like tears.

Attack on Titan - Good mourning - Window

I actually have a text file on my desktop saying "Good mourning" to remind me to enjoy my day, even if I feel sad for some loss. When I saw that joke, I had to add mine!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
20 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Enjoyment

Enjoyment. In hopelessness, have fun before you die.

Attack on Titan - Enjoyment - Sasha Blouse

No matter how terrible things get, there's always something to appreciate.

Find it, enjoy it.

Lisa Of Shades
20 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Refined sugars and grains

Refined sugar and grains. I'm too hyper to sleep!!! But too sleepy to focus!? It hurts like cocaine. Fresh meat and veggies don’t do this to me.

Attack on Titan - Sugar - Eren Yeager

I had the sudden urge to eat a sponge cake and went very far to china town for it. But they didn't have it. So I tried new stuff. I got for 12$ of small cakes... ate them for days... barely slept for a very productive week.

But at the end I was in sheer agony so I don’t recommend it. That’s no way to live long term.

I wolfed down a whole lot of vitamin C to heal from the strain after that, so my body wouldn’t have to cannibalize my tissues. Sugar and vitamin C not only need to be in balance, sugar STOPS the absorption of vitamin C by taking over. The taste is supposed to tell us that it’s nourishing, but if you remove the nutrients and concentrate the taste alone… your mind will be tricked and your body will be doomed to starve for way more important things than fuel, that you can’t even burn unless you have the proper nutrients to make the processes happen, like the B complex.

There’s a whole lot of so called disease, mental problems and behavioral issues that are just the logical and natural effect of improper nourishment. But expecting a living creature to sit still and stare for hours, especially a child, is just inhuman, especially after loading them with cheap shitty processed sugar and boosting them with the caffeine in cola. Don’t blame the kids. How freaking stupid are you, drugging them… Revolting!

Expect no less than going completely berserk out of sheer survival instinct under such cruel conditions.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
20 January 2014
Edited: 13 August 2014

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Attack on Titan: Going to the toilet

"I'm sorry but I need the restroom." "You just went!" Going to the toilet. The highlight of your day in jail.

Attack on Titan - Toilet - Eren Yeager

The poor kid tries to find any excuse to get out or get attention. After they denied him the bathroom, and he asked for water, then he'd have an excuse to get out.

Don't do crimes kids.

If you do, enjoy~ I guess...
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: SMASH

SMASH. That's how you really it. Puny.

Attack on Titan - Smash - Eren Yeager

He's way taller than Hulk. But at first I wanted to edit the woman Titan all green and say that it was Hulk's mom!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: There is no spoon


There is no spoon. On wait, there it is!

Attack on Titan - Spoon - Zoe Hange

I laughed to tears for that one! I was a big fan when the Matrix movie came out.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Synchronized swimming

Synchronized swimming. It must hurt on land.

Attack on Titan - Synchronized swimming

The titans get punched away so hard that they end up with their legs up. I always have been fascinated with synchronized swimming, even if I don’t watch it. So the idea came right away. It was weird how they got their legs up perfectly in sync. The duck is a giant floating balloon.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Rejoice


Rejoice! While you still can...

Attack on Titan - Rejoice - Sasha Blouse

Sasha Blouse is one of my favorite characters. I like the impact of extreme cheerfulness in "Rejoice" and the gloomy doom of "While you still can".

It could have been:

3D maneuver gear: The coolest thing in the world but you can’t get one.

Apparently there's tutorials to make them! Look at gyakuyoga.

3D maneuver gear: Fun to die for, and you have to fight Titans for it.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Flesh


"We can slice it and make sandwiches" Flesh. You can slice it and eat it.

Attack on Titan - Flesh - Sasha Blouse

She was talking about meat~ Flesh is meat! I wonder what Titans taste like. Apparently mammals have a size limit because they're not cold blooded like reptiles, they'd cook themselves inside out. Titans do~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Friendship

"I heard that you're weird just like me, do you wanna be my friend?" Hell yeah. Let's go dissect a giant baby!

Attack on Titan - Friendship - Zoe Hange

I love Zoe Hange so much! BECAUSE she's weird and creepy!

If someone actually feel like being my friend after seeing that horror: I actually made an account as LisaOfShades at myanimelist where it's possible to message me; and I started making torrents (to merge anime episodes into one) as [WolfPack] at nyaa. I don't know how long or how often I'll be there, but I'm there now.

Edited: 11 august 2014. I haven't been there in a while.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
21 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Santa

Santa. You better be nice! He eats the naughty.

Attack on Titan - Santa

I don’t like what corporations turned St-Nicolas into. He used to make toys for the poor. But now the spoiled brats get all the gifts, and the poor are told that if Santa didn’t visit them, it’s because they’re bad children. Cruel!

The hat turned out well. I added a shadow under the edge, the same as under the cheeks, so it almost looks like it was there from the start! It'd look more credible if I used a smaller brush like the beard for the white plush. But I put more efforts than just adding a real photo like I first planned.

Maybe I should have darkened the dropping blood instead, to make the word stand out more. But I wanted to create an effect that the dripping blood was fresher, therefore redder. It's more special.

I like how he has blood in his beard from eating people XD I hesitated with making him god, but I found a better capture for that one.

I first wrote Ho ho ho. But then using the more dreadful uh-oh made me laugh harder.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
22 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: God

"I made humans too small. I'll try again. Damn! Now I made them even more stupid! How is that even possible!?" God. He screwed up when he made us. He hates you.

Attack on Titan - God

The manga isn't finished so the anime doesn't explain everything. But there you go!

The quote about god "He hates you" is from the movie Fight Club.

I worked hard on that font! There was a big space between the first two letters. I cut the decoration and brought it closer. I have many layers of text with different effects on them.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
22 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Insomnia

"Good night my fist. *PAF! Zzz*" Insomnia. It makes you want to knock yourself out cold.

Attack on Titan - Insomnia - Eren Yeager

The frames with his fist close to his face were blurred to create a movement effect (or my computer is more tired than I thought). I did my best to improve it as much as possible. “Goodnight my fist” hilarious!

Even days after being done with the sugary cakes... I still couldn't sleep more than 4 hours and even less! At the end my whole body was screaming in agony.

I really wanted to punch myself unconscious.

I tried taking a whole lot of magnesium, when I already take a lot... (I used to giggle while falling asleep. Wonderful.) It made me dizzy and weak, so it's indeed very effective, but I still couldn't sleep!

Then I got an epiphany. I probably needed extra vitamin C for my adrenals to handle all that extra stimulation and energy output... I took an extra 5g added to my 4g (in 1g doses) I slept like a baby!!!

Try it and enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
24 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Hardcore nudists

Hardcore nudists. They don't even wear skin!

Attack on Titan - Hardcore nudists - They don't even wear skin

I hate wearing clothes; they constrict my movements, especially when sleeping. I live alone so I enjoy dressing up in my birthday suit~ I have bad skin though, dry and annoying sometimes. So when I saw her without skin, it amused me!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Ninja maids

Ninja maids. IT BETTER STAY CLEAN!!!

Attack on Titan - Ninja maids - It better stay clean - Cleaning Levi

I didn’t take a screen capture of cleaning Levi, but it’s apparently so popular that there is an attraction for it. The ninja maid is probably a classic. But they never looked as cool and funny as he does now! I like how he might have some personality after all XD Besides being a cold sadist. I wouldn't want to mess his work 5 minutes after he cleaned...

CLEAN YOUR OWN MESS and Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Bloody bowling

"Is it okay if we cut off your hands and legs?" Bloody bowling. Stress relief for sadists.

Attack on Titan - Bloody bowling - Stress relief for sadists - Levi

He asks if it’s okay to cut off the hands and legs of Eren Yeager to get him out of the Titan, but why can’t he cut a bigger hole…

He’d look like a bowling pin after that! It’s freaking hilarious that I found a group picture that fits. I wanted to make one pin for each but it messed with the shadows and I was too lazy to fix the floor. They look like they have legs somehow. You get the point anyway.

The ball looks like he bashed someone’s head with it. Ah~ I love photoshop!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
28 January 2014

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Attack on Titan: Unfounded accusations

Wanted. Let's inspect the suspicious blonde women. "Humph!", "WHAT!? She hurt me!", "I'm a guy!!!" *tears*, *Giggles innocently*. Unfounded accusations. When fear gets into the room, reason gets tossed out the window.

Attack on Titan - Unfounded accusations

I tried my best guesses trying to figure out who was the female Titan. Maybe it’s the most innocent one who bottle up her dark side. Angelic people can be blindly righteous. Maybe it’s not; maybe she’s truly sweet~ Maybe it’s someone else entirely.

I wanted to add the girl with glasses and make her say “I need glasses” but I wanted an even number.

The quote is about how much the city started to freak out about Eren Yeager being a threat when all the facts showed that he was on their side, and a very bad idea to piss him off! A leader goes particularly ballistic almost killing innocent people in the process, if Eren didn't save them.

Cowards with power, they're scary.

Don't mind them and enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 January 2014

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