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Noragami: HD vs. SD war
Noragami: Automatic RSS downloads
Noragami: Appreciate what you have
Noragami: Let suicidal people die
Noragami: True strength is attitude
Noragami: Acne
Noragami: crabs
Noragami: Laughing in adversity
Noragami: stalker
Noragami: Punishment
Noragami: Savior & martyr
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun: Love
Magi: Squirrel face
Magi: Cheesy sado mazo
Magi: Sunflowers
Magi: pun ~ Faillatio ~ Fellatio fail
Sharing torrents
Kenshin: Eavesdropping
Unknown: 480p beats HD
PSYCHO-PASS: Perfect happy world




Noragami: HD vs. SD war

HD vs. SD war. Just be grateful that you’re not blind. Freedom is the ability to make choices. Having more choices, even if you don’t want them, serve the purpose of making us all freer. Don’t try to eradicate options. Needs vary so the best does too. People change. You might notice that you’re the one in the wrong. SD doesn’t waste money, space and power. The anime will be just as good, or bad, depending on your appreciation.

HD vs. SD war ~ anime, Noragami, Yato, Stray god ~ demotivational

Yato from the anime Noragami has such wonderful blue Sephiroth-like eyes~

I wrote a mega long text before finding that inspiring thought about freedom, it made all the other crap I wrote worth it.

It's all about how much you appreciate it. People can hate greatness and love the worse. There’s no absolute… except human stupidity.

Be grateful, blind people can’t see a difference in quality and homeless people don’t have screens at all.

It's all about how much you appreciate it. People can hate greatness and love the worse.

I'm tired of people telling me that I shouldn't want what I need because it's not good enough for them. Well, my choices might be more limited by poverty... I might find futile to buy a big screen to boost your ego or do penis size compensation... or I just plain love the computer that serves me for years too much to throw it in the garbage. It was build to do 3D even though I never made any, and you need a Quadra core just to check your emails? Someone robbed you and you're so stupid that you're proud of it.

Enjoy~ I do with my crap. Shit is the best fertilizer!

Edited:

I found an article that says it all: HD vs. SD – Is It Worth Paying Extra For HD Digital Videos? at dmediamom.

The conclusion: NO. It's not worth the extra cost. Even on a 37 inch TV she doesn't see the difference, and when she did, it was only to notice imperfections, which got more emphasis than real life, and that made the actor uglier. Many of them are resorting to dangerous surgeries and injections. When

Everyone would save money and pain on the smooth SD~ Maybe that's what the S stands for. Smooth~~~

I got a HD screen and got a refund the next day. I could see big ugly squares in my videogames, more unpleasant than the old Mario Bros! Maybe it was because of a setting; maybe SD looks even uglier on a HD tv… But I saw sport on a TV in a bar, and the sweat was in such high definition, with a thick black line around the drops, that the guy looked like he had bugs crawling all over his face. I don’t like when details POP my eyes out.

Actually it's too bright and shiny, and overwhelming in details and motion... it gives me head aches and what seems to be seizures, like photosensitive epilepsy. So I prefer the smooth paper looking SD screen with no reflects, not even on the edges. Acer made my computer screen for cheap too~ And I was ready to pay extra to avoid gaudy shines. Just make better shows instead.

This guy is even worse off than I am, he gets "nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and general discomfort": Galaxy S4 making me sick at forums.androidcentral. Interesting answer: "A woman has vertigo, and not all, but certain screens from HDTVs and cell phones make her sick." But after looking into it, it has nothing to do with the inner ear, so she probably has photosensitive epilepsy, it's considered rare, but doctors doing misdiagnosis happens more than you think.

It could be some sort of radiation poisoning too. If the signals can reach far away, and the body communicates with signals... of course it can affect our bio-electric systems. After all, machines can use us as batteries (The Matrix will probably happen... or maybe it already... did...) Well, cell phones gave people cancer, so maybe his body is just feeling it happen.

So HD is making people sick, literally! Some may even convulse on the floor with grand mal seizures. Do you want to tell those people to stop dancing and that they’re stupid to think that SD is for the best? To each their own.

Novelty isn’t always an improvement. Just look at the new Star Wars. Just tech and no decent acting. That’s what happens when actors have to interact with an empty background, to be filled later with 3D, instead of a cool mechanical monster.

SD is good enough for me. I'd rather spend money on good food to have a healthy body.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
5 September 2014
Edited: 6 September 2014

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Noragami: Automatic RSS downloads


Automatic RSS downloads. Oh~? So YOU mindlessly downloaded something that you don’t want and you’re mad at ME for making the torrent available? Tell me again how you’re going to control me, when you can’t even control a simple program and yourself. Stop whining. It only shows your despicable weakness. The strong ACT. Learn better and filter your own damn desires. Tutorial: utorrent.com/help/guides/rss

Automatic RSS download torrent ~ Noragami ~ demotivational


Yato from the anime Noragami. The god of war and calamity.

That really angered me when people did that after making an effort to share.

In search bars you can add "-" before a word to exclude it from a search. It doesn't work with all web sites, but the cool ones do. It will influence the feed but you can edit it in your program.

Nyaa, the best site for animes, even added the option to block words and categories permanently in people's profiles, User settings.

So there's really no need to harass someone into stopping to love, share and exist. Everyone have the right to live their own life their way, even if people choose not to. They're free about that too.

If you have money, a quick computer and internet connection... then please reward the industry by using paying sites. (Hopefully it won't just make the web master rich...) If you choose to get it for free, when you can afford not stealing, then don't bully the people who need 480p because it's their only option. A bigger screen (or anything else...) doesn't make you better, especially with that nasty attitude. They even try to make people stop sharing 480p, trying to take away the little they have because they think it's not good enough.

It’s so despicable that it makes me glad to be poor. The anime is still as good. I even appreciate it more. Poverty makes me feel lucky and privileged for everything I get. Instead to take for granted what never belonged to you.

I miss avi files; they played even on an Xbox and animes had cultural information on top. SD doesn't look real; it's too sharp and gives me head ache. If the file isn't mega huge, regular quality looks even shittier than on a shitty screen!!!? Newer and bigger doesn't mean better. It's all about how much you appreciate what you have.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
5 September 2014

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Noragami: Appreciate what you have

Emptiness, loneliness, envy, frustration, anger, sadness, despair... The feelings you get when you refuse to see and hear what you have. The solution isn’t drugs or crimes. It’s getting your ungrateful head out of your ass. Value and appreciate what’s there! Embrace and sharpen the skills that give you purpose.

Noragami: Appreciate what you have ~ Emptiness, loneliness, envy, frustration, anger, sadness, despair

I like the multi font effect. Usually that's a crime against harmony and overwhelms the visual experience, but it put emphasis on the confused and tormented emotions. Orange is his beautiful eye color~

I used a typewriter font for loneliness instead of poetic script to discourage emos to think that self pity is fashionable. It hurts like tiny hammers in your heart, but if you're there for yourself, you'll never feel truly alone. I feel much worse being ignored in a crowd.

Envy chains you away from your desires. Because while you look at others having it in self pity, you're not even trying to get it for yourself. It could be easier than you think, or not worth the troubles that come along when you have to actually deal with it. Celebrities are publicly adored... and publicly humiliated.

Despair make you melt away into oblivion... because you're giving up on yourself and your life. But even that can be twisted into something good when you notice that you have nothing to lose, nothing to fear, if you try and fail.

By drugs I mean “medicine”. Antidepressants are way more dangerous than pot and give people depression, suicide ideation, psychosis, seizures and sudden death. Because it causes hypoglycemia and it can be the problem in the first place.

In the anime, Yukine / Yuki / Sekki's spirit can be used as a weapon to slay corrupted spirits. He's a katana and when he let himself drown in obliviousness, his edge becomes dull and his master is cursed and suffers to death.

He almost lost his friends envying other people having friends... when he had even better than them all along. The girl is cute. But those regular people were complaining about the life they took for granted, when he was dead and could only watch, homeless in the cold.

But it doesn't matter how much you have, it's how much you appreciate it that brings you joy.

I saw someone with an electronic belt buckle that said "Don't hate appreciate." She never suspected that a fashion statement could have the impact it had on me, but it probably opened my mind to better ways when I was facing too much hardship than I could handle without support. Actually people made it worse. But thinking of that silly flashing belt always inspired me. It doesn't matter what you treasure, or what you deserve, or even what’s happening, what matters is to let yourself feel good. You don't even need a reason. Just lose it and go weee!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
5 September 2014

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Noragami: Silliness is happiness

Silliness is happiness. “Being a half dead spirit is rough but… This is fun in its own way! I’m a bird!” Even in life threatening situations, you can still choose to enjoy simplicity. Let go of seriousness and allow laughter to motivate you to hold on. There is a bad and good side to every situation. You can amuse yourself with both. When life gives you lemons, laugh at the grimaces you make drinking the lemonade.

Silliness is happiness ~ choose to enjoy the simplest things ~ Noragami

Hiyori is a half spirit after an accident. She's half dead and the tail is actually a string holding her linked to her body wirelessly.

She keeps fainting and her soul separates from her helpless body. Being between life and death and seeing phantoms trying to sniff and eat you should be mortifying. Yet she manage to find happiness by welcoming the strange, she even makes friends and unleash her true fighting spirit potential that she always knew from watching boxing shows.

As stupid and careless as she might look, this wonderful girl has wisdom. She keeps her seriousness for when it’s the time to fight, and enjoy the hell out of the situation when there's nothing else she can actually do.

Wonderful way to live, even if you're at death's door~ Especially if you're dying actually, it tends to be a wake up call to appreciate your life, and if you don't do it RIGHT NOW, then when.

Enjoy!

Lisa Of Shades
5 September 2014

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Noragami: Let suicidal people die

"If someone wants to die, let 'em die." Your life is yours. It belongs to you so it’s your responsibility. You are the master and blacksmith of your own existence. Only you can decide the value of your own life. No one can live it for you if you don’t want to. That freedom is your privilege, not something to be saved from. That freedom is your privilege, not something to be saved from. If you throw yourself away instead to take care of your needs, no one else can really stop you, except your own primal will to live.

Noragami: Let suicidal people die ~ It's their life to live or throw away if they wish.

Let suicidal people die. It’s their life to live or throw away if they wish.

It’s true that people won’t pay attention to anyone but themselves unless maybe if the person is dying, but even so the help they give is just forceful and degrading, it’s even against human rights.

Why do you want help from people who don’t give a shit about you anyway! Don’t give a shit about them! Enjoy your damn life. Throw your desires and the problems that come with it away, live for your vital needs, not for your urges, insecurities or whatever the ads tell you to buy. You’ll finally feel cared for and loved… by yourself! No one can compensate for that, not even a dozen of cats!

Or read my suicide tutorial: Uncommon sense ~ How to suicide ~ Verify the goal

Enjoy whatever you'll do with your freedom~

Lisa Of Shades
5 September 2014

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Noragami: True strength is attitude

“True strength and what makes someone scary isn’t superior number… It’s not weapons... It’s attitude and conviction. It’s the primal desire to kill by any means necessary, to protect yourself, if the threat doesn’t back off. Even the stupidest dog gets it without an explanation.” Attitude. It speaks louder than words. Make your convictions scream~ Being nice, to please and appease the people who want to hurt you, only make you easier to abuse. They refuse to give and you can’t earn what you already deserve. If you want peace, get ready for war! It’s good for you.

Strength is attitude and conviction, not superior number, weapons and bullying. Noragami.

The subtitle says "Paradise is so close". Nyehehe~

If you need a whole gang to challenge a poor peaceful guy, then you’re really weak no matter how cruel you get and how strong you feel about it. When confronted such people turn out to be the biggest wimps and I unfortunately speak from experience.

He could have kicked his face with his feet, like a monkey. We're hairless monkeys after all. With enough adrenalin, he could have dragged them both with him and bit the nose off the 3rd guy's face; it would have taken his sadistic grin away. And nose.

It’s amazing the things you can think of when you’d rather be safe than nice. When you give up being human rather than betray who you are to be accepted by narrow minded people. When you acknowledge that if you'll be treated like an animal no matter what you do, just for being different or vulnerable (as if it wasn't hard enough already), you might as well deserve it and act like a savage beast... and see how they like it. Ha!

In the anime Noragami, the bullied student pray to the gods to be saved, and Yato answers him. But he doesn’t fight his battle for him, it’s his life to protect. He gives him an exacto knife, that he could have found anywhere by himself easily, but with some words of wisdom: if you’re going to use it, also give one to your opponent... If you want to give up being human. He actually goes for it, ready to duel fairly one against one. But as much as he wanted to slice his enemy apart even though he clearly didn’t have the guts to even defend himself, he let him go. Pissing himself, like a submissive animal to his alpha leader.

I have for a rule to never hit first, but to make sure to hit last or at least once. But whatever is necessary to be in peace. People who get tormented are isolated people with a kind nature, so they can get away with any cruelty. But peace without the desire to defend it is doomed to hell. I don’t like war, but I don’t like being mentally and physically tortured even less. If it seems excessive to you to have someone’s survival instinct kicks in and be ready to kill to protect their own life… then you need to know how deadly psychological violence actually is.

I discovered that when I read about Adrenal Fatigue. The glands are part of your endocrine system, it’s like a brain network through your body that command the other vital organs but with juices, hormones, instead of electrical impulses. If one shuts down from exhaustion, all the others does and every functions in the body goes to hell… It’s a slow death, but that’s the worse kind. The adrenal glands produce adrenalin to free the energy reserves and be able to handle stimulation, when we have too much we call it stress, but it can be good… But exhaustion can be deadly. When the demands on the body are greater than the nutrients and rest necessary for its functions and repairs, the body starts to deteriorate, get physically sick, and die. It doesn’t matter what kind of stimulation it was, from a physical injury, beloved sport, emotional stress, or even a game or horror movie that you love. It requires energy. Physical labor is soothing when you can go on autopilot, compared to mental labor, or heart ache… I’d rather lift boulders all day.

So bullying, psychological abuse, PHYSICALLY damages you, even if the person doesn’t touch you, ESPECIALLY if the person hits you… but it always CAN make you sick… AND KILL YOU.

The world is overpopulated. There’s not enough space, people get irritated… and some do try to simply dominate others… but when the assertive behavior becomes torture, it’s to destroy, it’s preying on someone to free their frustrations and repressed hunting instincts, it’s with the intent, admitted or not, to destroy and kill.

Don’t let anyone do this to you. Or you deserve it. But it doesn’t matter what you deserve, where you come from or how much you have… You are entitled to defend your own life by any means necessary, even against moral and the laws. If it doesn’t protect you, why follow them when they don’t.

I used to be afraid of my own survival instinct. Of his race, such murderous rage… But then I figured out that psychosis is just that, the will to live taking over beyond emotions and reason, the primal side protecting you. Nothing could be saner! People should understand that people don’t have to suffer just because that makes you happy. And people who don’t try to stop it, looking away, are just as guilty! They have no right to judge as they allowed someone to be isolated, vulnerable and cornered… brutalized, harassed, abused, tortured… what choice do they have? Death, okay, but it will be YOURS!

I discovered that my primal brain only wanted to protect me. I allowed every forms of violence to be done to me hoping to deserve love, when you’re not supposed to earn it in the first place!!! I only made it easier by being a docile victim, so being nicer WORSENED abuse! Until I snapped and saw that I’ve been so deserving and kind, that can’t possibly be what I deserve, life can’t possibly be fair, I wasn’t born to be used, I was born to live! MY OWN LIFE!!! This is what should be my priority, my OWN needs! Not the whims and wants of ungrateful people! Not trying to please people whose goal is TO HURT!

I snapped… I embrace every part of myself, even the darkest corners. I found the unconditional love that I so desperately suffered for, it was there all along, in me, wanting to protect me, but so angry that I wouldn’t let him… and when I did… he calmed down. When I stopped being human and welcomed killing people… I never had to again. Because I simply walked the hell away, without giving a freaking damn about those worms! I gave MYSELF power. I denied it to them! They have NOTHING I want. I don’t want to be approved by people like that, I don’t need to, because I approve of myself. I don’t need to be loved by people like that, because I even love my flaws! I don’t need to please people like that, because I feel nothing but disdain for them and there is nothing they can do about it! And neither can I against their desire to take advantage of anything and anyone for their own benefit! And I should do the same. I don’t want to harm people who are kind to me, but I sure as hell am going to fight for my own interests now!

I’ve been at death’s door for others. The reward wasn’t worth the efforts. I’m living for my own survival now. And I’ve never been happier!

Edited:

I added the smaller text. I wish someone had told me that when I was younger. But maybe I needed to learn it the hard way. You can't earn love from someone who can't or refuse to feel it. Love isn't earned, it's shared with compatible people, and you don't have to change yourself to have it, or they wouldn't love you, they would love a mimicry of themselves, a lie, that isn't you.

If you want peace, fight for it. Jesus was wrong and do you really want to end like him!? Don’t allow anyone to give you hell in life under the pretext that it will make you earn heaven later. It’s a lie to exploit you at the peril of your best interests and very life!

Self preservation is good. Sometimes to be good you have to be bad. Everything is relative, your success sometimes means that someone else failed worse than you, and they can hate you for that, because it distracts them from their own inadequacy. Being all equals would be a disaster. We all have a different skill that we can bring to the community, that's why we gathered together in the first place! For that we have to be different.

Someone with big strong hands will be able to build a house, but not create something precise or do an operation, you need small delicate hands for that. The people who can't understand something so simple, and only see weaknesses to mock, miss out on the strength they could benefit from.

And if they're doing it cruelly, like ripping out wings off a bug, just because they think they could, if that's the best they can do to feel better, spread misery, then don't help them, don't tolerate that! If they try to slowly kill you, kill them right back!!! Don't go down without a fight. Even if you lose, you'll keep your dignity.

You owe it to yourself not to make it easy to hurt you. It will discourage them to harm you again way more than if you reward them by kissing their ass cowering in fear. If you become a target, in their minds you already lost, you're already doomed, you're already dead. Make sure that you keep in mind that it means: you’ve nothing else to lose, you have everything to win. Fight!

You never asked for your life, but now it’s yours and no one else!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
5 September 2014
Edited 6 September 2014

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Noragami: Acne

Acne. If you pop those, they’re going to ooze so much juice~ It’s a sign of kidney problems or endocrine disturbances. Avoid toxins (preservatives, artificial colors and flavors), acidic foods or drinks (cola), and what mess with your hormones (soy). It’s a symptom of allergies or nutritional deficiencies. B3: pellagra causes diarrhea, dermatitis (dry scaly skin), dementia and death. Vitamin C: scurvy makes you prone to infections and unable to heal (rot). Weakened veins bleed under the skin (redder). Dead cells can block pores and build up waste. Bicarbonate exfoliate, clean & make your skin super smooth~ Or it means that you’re possessed by an evil spirit.

Acne in the back, evil eyes, pop juices, dermatitis ~ noragami

I merged 2 images of Yukine from Noragami.

I don't have acne in my back since I wash myself with baking soda. Apparently my skiin sucks it in (eating it would disturb my digestion) and it helps my kidney since they don't have to work so hard making some to neutralize and detox acid stuff... I don't have to buffer my PH by sucking out the calcium from my bones either. But you need vitamin C to glue the calcium in them.

But it came back with a vengeance when I ate tomatoes and stuff I'm allergic to.

Scurvy, a deficiency of vitamin C, makes you bleed under the skin and makes you unable to heal, since you're lacking an important material to do so. If you have lots of red dots, try that too.

But until I rebuild my kidneys with natural foods and avoiding the toxins that destroy them, I'll have to live with acne. But my appearance is the least of my problems considering that it’s a vital organ. I won't try to hide it with toxic products. I can't cover up dragon scales anyway, it makes them stand out.

I just smile and people forget it soon.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014

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Noragami: crabs

Crabs. Protect yourself, but condoms aren’t 100% effective or fool proof. Just don’t have sex. It’s the only way to be sure.

Giant crab running after a couple, pubic lice, sex, Noragami

I don’t think the condoms would protect against the pubes on pubes action anyway. The lice would just jump from a forest to the other. I don't think shaving helps; they can crawl and cling to anything. I was right. It helps a little but you need to treat anyway. Learn more at Youthspark.

How to Treat Crabs (Pubic Lice)
at wikihow. They can even cling to your eyelashes and crawl in your blankets. The tutorial actually recommend not having sex. Only until you’re clean, but in this hyper sexualized society, it still surprises me. Not having it at all sounds even better to me.

Here's a zoomed picture at medicinenet. Do you want to have a threesome with that?

Look at some diseased crotches in my page:
Facts of Life ~ Sexual Education ~ Health risks

Not so fun now, uh~ I am not having sex with anything else than a machine. EVER! People are jerks, so I'd rather jerk off. Ha! The “right” person to marry and build a family with would just eventually post an ad “looking for discrete student” and betray me anyway. People make me sick. But they won't make my body sick.

Enjoy animes~ and machines~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014

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Noragami: Laughing in adversity

"Ha ha! You're a ghost!" Laughing in adversity. No matter how bad things get, someone will find a way to laugh at you. So you might as well have a laugh too. At you own misery… or by kicking them in the face.

Laughing in adversity ~ Ha ha! You’re a ghost! ~ Noragami ~ demotivational

And he's placed perfectly to get kicked in the face too~

Don't bully people, but "Revenge is best served at whatever temperature you see fit".

I wish the quote was from me, but I read it in customer review about "Honeywell Wi-Fi Smart Thermostat" at Amazon:

She took the house, the dog and the 401k…. But i still control the thermostat
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In a comment but the story is even more hilarious!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014

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Noragami: stalker

Stalker level. Zero. She’s not supposed to find out! Rape level in 3... 2... 1...

Finding a staler in your bed ~ Noragami ~ demotivational

She jumps on the other side of the hospital room and hisses like a cat. He tells her that he's glad that she can move like that, it means that she's ok.

So the rape level is zero too.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014

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Noragami: Punishment


Punishment. To get rid of the problem quickly, try doing it upside down. But it’s funnier to prolong his suffering. Revenge is a dish best served at whatever temperature you see fit. It’s the best way to cement a relationship.

Revenge is a dish best served at whatever temperature you see fit ~ Noragami ~ cement relationship


I took the quote about revenge from She took the house, the dog and the 401k…. But i still control the thermostat at Amazon. Hilarious story.

I think “Revenge is best served cold” means that it’s best to cool off your anger and calm down, so you can think of the best way to get back at the person and best place to burry the body. But boiling hot rage can be fun too.

Cementing a relationship means deepening the bond between 2 people... like an engagement ring... I'd rather use real cement. It's stronger. Unless maybe if you put the ring around their neck with a chain. Then maybe it will last.

Punishment is probably the best way to addict a masochist to you, indeed~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014

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Noragami: Savior & martyr

Savior & martyr.
(Pushes him out of danger. Takes his place.) Putting other people’s best interest first at the peril of your own. What makes you think that your life has less value? It’s not noble. It’s stupid. You can’t live other people’s lives. If you can’t help both, focus on your needs to be strong enough later. If it’s the end, better them than you, their stupidity triggered it!

Savior and martyr ~ put your own life first ~ Noragami

He's about to be hit by a bus, but he doesn't care because he's a god. A human girl pushes him out of the way but gets hit. She ends up becoming a half spirit...

Well, if he gets hit by a bus, then there's no later. But better him than you. Teach him right for being stupid. It's natural (or bus) selection!

I've put people first hoping to be approved, respected and loved. It only got me abused, sick, and nearly dead too. It's not worth it.

Fuck you Jesus!

Enjoy your own damn life~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014
Edited: 9 September 2014

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Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun: Love

Love. If you think that it’s only about sunshine and rainbows, you’re in for a disappointment. It’s one more thing to handle, with ups and downs. Not a magical solution for your problems & weaknesses.

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun ~ Love ~ disappointment

Some people are so afraid to be alone that they’d rather be hit and sent to the hospital, gripping on the illusion during the better moments, and by better I mean only bruises instead of broken bones. I can live with rain, but a freaking limb ripping tornado… you run away from that and FAST!

There’s even a serial killer’s wife who complained about the smell of corpses in the basement, and she totally believed that it was just rats. Well, that was a good reason to get the hell out too! Call a freaking exterminator!

But I kinda find it romantic that a guy would hang women to hooks, torture them and kill them without a second thought… and yet marry you for better or for worse… and keep you… and by worse I’m referring to the decaying smell of rotten women…

But in a way it’s kinda way worse… if he has sex with them too, it’s already bad enough to be cheated on without having to smell her perfume non stop… Ha!

You’re better of alone than in bad company, someone who brings you nothing and only take… There’s other ways to feel useful and validated. Getting cats is kinda just as bad… Find a hobby, make posters… sign your organ donor card…

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 September 2014

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Magi: Squirrel face

Squirrel face. As unflattering as it is, it’s still better than a duck face. At least it shows that you can put a lot in your mouth.

Squirrel vs duck face ~ Put a lot in your mouth ~ Magi ~ Demotivational

From the anime Magi.

I'm choosing my fonts at random now. It's faster and I get nice surprises.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
13 September 2014

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Magi: Cheesy sado mazo

"SLAP. No fair! Hit me too! Me too! *Talks all cheesy*" Sado mazo. For some it’s a turn on. For others it’s just intolerable abuse. Communication, how reliable the dominant is in a pinch and the after care make all the difference.

Sado mazo ~ after care ~ reliable ~ cheesy lines ~ violent spousal abuse ~ Magi anime

The image is from the anime Magi.

Pinch as in troubles, to protect you, but I wanted to open the door to thinking about pinching the flesh to tease too. No it doesn't only mean stealing. Dictionary: Pinch.

Top 20 cheesy chat-up lines ladies really love from swns:
  • 1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • 2. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
  • 3. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • 4. Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor
  • 5. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  • 6. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more?
  • 7. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
  • 8. Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
  • 9. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • 10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
  • 11. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  • 12. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?
  • 13. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • 14. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • 15. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • 16. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • 17. Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
  • 18. I’m a frog but if you kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
  • 19. Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for
  • 20. I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away
I could add one but I don't know if it'd be popular:

*Put hands at eye level, to block being able to see her, turning the head slightly away* "I'm sorry, I don't deserve to look at someone as beautiful as you. I wish I could offer you more~"

It probably won’t work on people who want to throw responsibility away by feeling mindlessly controlled, and complaining all the steps of the way without doing anything… but needy (or greedy) people with self esteem issues (EVERYONE) might find it appealing.


Sado mazo is different from beating up your lover, for frustrations that has nothing to do with them. That’s a loss of control not taking it, for that you have to take responsibility and be reliable.

If you’re so worthless that you have to make her (or him) stay by fear of leaving, instead to seduce them into having a good reason to stay, you’re not lovable and they really should leave. But many stay because of the “honey moon period” after a beating.

It’s from guilt and manipulation, not love. After care is different, because sado mazo is foreplay between people who agreed, out of love, not as a way to coerce it. That’d be fear not love, and fear can be overcome, threats can be beaten and killed right back, and should definitively be walked the hell away from, with ZERO tolerance!

If you make empty treats, then there’s really nothing interesting about you. It's kinda worse because without the guts to go through with it, without being at least trustworthy in some dark way, your words become meaningless and empty, they just stinks like farts... You become like a small dog barking at anything that comes around.

But, to each their own, so some bitches like small dogs that just bark neurotically for no decent reason (verbal abuse). Enjoy being dragged around in a purse, loser.

Until she gets tired of your mess. Dogs that attack their owners get puts you down.

New pick up line:

"Hi~ I desire you~ I’d like to know you better so I can love you too~" Aw~ that would transform lust into potential love. People often confuse them.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
13 September 2014
New line: 18 September 2014

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Magi: Sunflowers

Sunflowers. Tall enough to take you on and slap you in the face. Hands of my petals! If you need to ask me, it’s obvious that they love you NOT!

Sunflowers ~ petals ~ he or she loves me not ~ magi

Image from the anime Magi.

He loves me... he loves me not from wikipedia:

"He loves me, he loves me not or She loves me, she loves me not (originally effeuiller la marguerite in French) is a game of French origin, in which one person seeks to determine whether the object of their affection returns that affection or not.

A person playing the game alternately speaks the phrases "He (or she) loves me," and "He loves me not," while picking one petal off a flower (usually an oxeye daisy) for each phrase. The phrase they speak on picking off the last petal supposedly represents the truth between the object of their affection loving them or not. The player typically is motivated by attraction to the person they are speaking of while reciting the phrases. They may seek to reaffirm a pre-existing belief, or act out of whimsy.

A humorous twist on the game is "She loves me, she loves me lots.""

Please stop mutilating beautiful flowers. At worse, give it to them!!! Or even better, a potted plant with a cheesy line like: “Let’s nurture and make this plant thrive for a long time, like the relationship that I’d like to have with you~”

With the way I've been treated, now I associate being given a rose with some jerk who just want to use me as a sperm toilet and ditch me after... I'm so glad that I said no! I could have been pregnant while he moved to another part of the country a few days after! The jerk couldn't even keep it in his pants for a few days, but I guess it was the best time for him, to be able to ditch any responsibilities that came from sex.

Damn you for ruining romance and flowers for me! But it always made me sad to watch them die slowly yet so quickly.

The sunflowers on my balcony took forever to bloom, from seeds that I nurtured to tall flowers, but it was so worth it!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
13 September 2014

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Magi: pun ~ Faillatio ~ Fellatio fail

Faillatio. Trying to give yourself a fellatio isn’t the best dignified way to seduce the ladies. However if you succeed you won’t need their favors anymore! But at best you’ll hurt your back… or break your neck. Go ahead~ Try~

Pun: Faillatio ~ Self fellatio fail ~ caught ~ Magi

Image from the anime Magi.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
13 September 2014

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Sharing torrents

Moved to Comics ~ Sharing torrents to be with part 2.

Lisa Of Shades
1 October 2014
Moved: 21 October 2015

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Kenshin: Eavesdropping

Eavesdropping. If you intrude in other people’s conversations, don’t expect it to be to your liking. Stop jumping to conclusions about things out of context that you don’t even understand. Stop taking things personal when they have nothing to do with you. You’re not the center of our world. Mind your own business. If you can’t debate your opinions and feelings rationally, then they’re as meaningless as they are irrelevant.

Kenshin: Kaoru ~ eavesdropping ~ don't expect to like it ~ mind your own business

I merged my other versions:

Eavesdropper. If you intrude in a conversation that is CLEARLY for someone else, you can only blame yourself if it’s not to your liking. If you don’t even contribute to the topic, you’re not helpful and your complaints are worthless. Share information or mind your own business and shut the hell up.

Eavesdropping. If you listen to conversations between complete strangers, don’t expect it to be to your liking. Mind your own business. Stop jumping to conclusions about things out of context that you don’t understand. Stop taking personal things that have nothing to do with you. You’re not the center of my world. If you’re not even part of it, your opinions and feelings are irrelevant.


I wanted to use a guy to give more of a control freak jerk feeling, but I guess insecure girls must do it a lot too.

I stopped going to forums because of assholes like that. I tried to stay by lurking in my private messages, but that's missing the point of going to a forum... so it lost its appeal.

The worst example that I remember is when I shared an IQ test: quickiqtest. I got 131, which is gifted (the average is 100, Einstein was maybe 160). I was desperately looking for someone who could understand me, someone to talk to, who'd like the geek stuff that I like... and who can keep up with my madness.

But then a jerk started to accuse me of being an elitist, damn it's just a quiz... I bet he wouldn't have freaked out if it was a "How much do you know Twilight"... He attacked me relentlessly, heck he wanted to ban me and I bet I would have been if he could.

I told him: Oh yeah, I feel so elite being bed ridden and having trouble walking. I just want a friend who's like me. Because I'm lonely. So yeah, I wish everyone was elite, so maybe I wouldn't feel so alone... maybe I wouldn't have a bunch of jerks freaking out at me from their insecurities and close mindedness every time I speak out my mind!

Maybe the world wouldn't be such a rotten place if people tried their best at polishing SKILLS, instead to try to get the best THINGS by exploiting others.

I don't have problems with low IQ people; they're cheerful and amazed by everything. It's the average people who think that they are superior because they're in superior number that disturb me... their controlling nature of looking down on anything under AND ABOVE them! As abnormal... as if I'm supposed to dumb my superior brain with a hammer until I loose the 30% extra that I have!? So I can fit in with the majority...

But I have shortcomings in balance, why do I have to be looked down on them too... Can't I just be appreciated for my strengths! A great leader would take everyone's skills and make the best of it, not try to make carbon copies out of everyone like a machine assembly line... That's not what harmony is about! We all have strengths and weaknesses, but they're not at the same place. While I polish my brain alone, I don't polish social skills, and it becomes a vicious cycle that allow me to master something by sacrificing another.

It's the people who don't try to better themselves, and who put efforts in crushing anything that proves them wrong instead, that I find wrong. It's deliberate ignorance that I can't stand, that's way worse than stupidity. But that's what I mean when I call someone stupid. Listening to people to control them instead to understand them is vile and putrid. I don't want to be crushed in a mold by someone too lazy to find their kin, and too insecure to enjoy diversity.

Being different isn't the same thing as being wrong. Maybe it's you who's mistaken.

And freaking out because you find out that the guy you want is into someone else isn't going to make you more lovable! If it's a guy you have, then maybe you shouldn't want him anymore too, obviously it's not working out. And if you'd rather stay with a cheater for the money, then it's your choice. But don't blame it on the kids if you're too much of a coward to fend for yourself on your own. Martyrs who sacrifice themselves for others aren't noble, they're weaklings. The strong don't need to.

When I started to look for vitamins, someone in a specialized shop refused to believe me that citric acid can be anything else than harmless citrus juice. I was surprised too when I found out that it's cheaper to modify corn with mold, and I'm allergic to both. The shop keeper became hysterical. I suggested that she look it up in google, and she said that she wouldn't with rage, as if I suggested that she'd drown her first born because the planet is overpopulated (I don't do that... but I can understand the appeal. Especially her kids.)

She was willing to risk my life... MY LIFE!!! To remain stupid. To caress the illusion that she knows everything about everything. That she's not incompetent. Well, you can't know everything; you're not an omniscient god, bitch. And if your god knew how bad humanity would have turned out, he wouldn't have created any monkeys at all to be sure that they don't degenerate into us.

Now when I shop, I don't ask for help. And I don't go to forums anymore. I'm my own administrator here and I can write anything I want. Since I gave up programming replies, no one can talk back to me. Unfortunately, no one can teach me better, but I'm able to do it for myself.

So enjoy it, or leave it.

Lisa Of Shades
26 October 2014

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480p beats HD

480p beats HD. You need HD because your screen is even wider than a morbidly obese ass? I don’t have that problem.

480p beats HD ~ morbidly obese ass fight ~ like David and Goliath

I don't know the anime. That's like the story of David and Goliath. The giant was so used to win by intimidation that he didn't see it coming when a kid knocked him out by throwing a simple stone. The kid won.

Bigger isn't necessary better. Everything has advantages and inconvenient. With a small screen, even the worst quality looks good. But with a big screen, you need huge files, a huge hard drive and spend lots of money to burn DVDs... a big house... spend lots of money on the furniture, electric bills, taxes... lots of unexpected bills that digs your grave into debt, despair, depression... then people come to take everything away to make you pay your bills... you end up homeless... you starve in the cold... and you die alone.

HD = Hell Death

It sounds funny, how something so small can roll and get bigger like a snow ball down a mountain, taking momentum until you can't stop it and are dragged to your doom... But it happens to many people. They try to get more than what they can afford or handle... and it destroys them. They end up with even less than they could have had.

The best is what is best FOR YOU. To balance your means and needs. I live in a small home, if I had a huge screen I'd be so closed to it that I wouldn't be able to see the whole picture.

Of course if you need a big house for a big family, a small screen will be hard to see, you'll need bigger files to fit the screen. But the smaller ones still have their purpose... and trying to take that away from the people who can't have as much as you do, mocking them for it, is being an asshole.

I don't have a huge screen because my priority isn't showing off. It's taking care of my health with good quality food and vitamins. I may not have fancy things, but once you get sick, they won't save you from a long and painful ride to hell and death. But nutrition did for me.

So no, I won't upgrade my computer or screen. Because I am upgrading my body. Life is about choices. Make sure that you can live with yours, because even the richest of this world can't have everything.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 10 February 2015
Text: 13 February 2015

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PSYCHO-PASS: Perfect happy world

The victim: "Stay away! I had enough brutality today!" The police (gun): "Kill her. She’s tainted and cloudy." In a perfect happy world, a sad damaged victim is as guilty as the criminal who made her suffer. That’s sick. It’s not what you feel but what you do that defines you.


PSYCHO-PASS ~ In a perfect happy world, the victim is killed too

This is from the first episode of the anime PSYCHO-PASS.

In a perfect happy world, the victim is killed too. She went through hell and is just trying to defend herself. She's armed with a lighter, sitting in gasoline. The only person that she's likely to hurt is herself...

(It pains me to admit, but it's kinda true that the victims are as dangerous as the criminals. People think that wounded victims are an easy mark to abuse, kicking them while they're down... to get what they can't earn or free their frustrations. But there's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal with nothing left to lose.)

Locking criminals that won’t play by the rules might show them that it’s better to follow them, after they tasted a place where no one has respect for anyone. But locking sad people up to hide them, so that others can have the illusion that the world is purely happy, only worsen people’s distress and take away their chance for recovery. Life isn't supposed to be always high, that’s unhealthy.

The people deluding themselves with ignorant denial are the true crazies. What's really sick is hurting the victims even more, that's just as bad as the criminals that they're trying to eliminate.

We're already treating people this way. Antidepressants causes hypoglycemia and are toxic enough to damage the kidneys, they kill many people slowly.

The passion of living, being in balance with the two light and dark sides of everything at least within oneself, and defending your own safety instead to submit to despair... that's what makes someone truly alive.

The unpleasant feelings are there to guide us towards happiness, by avoiding pain, not to take us away from happiness. By taking the feelings away, you take away the way to find happiness again.

"It’s not what you feel but what you do that defines you." is especially true for the people who claim to love you but keep hurting you.


SPOILERS: Two ways to look at the ending of season 2

Do yourself a favor and watch Psycho-Pass 2 first, because this will spoil the ending completely. Don’t be curious to know right away. The fun in life is the path, not the destination (which is death). So enjoy the anime before reading this:

In brief (clues):
When a criminal is judged guilty by the majority of the jury, if he kills the people who thought that he did something horrible and unacceptable, it won’t change the fact that it is wrong. But there will be less good people in the world to stop him. The only people that will be left are the cruel ones who thought that it was fine… encouraging worse to happen, unchallenged.

EDITED: short version 2:

I'll only give you clues, in case you can't resist spoiling your own fun:

When a criminal is judged guilty in court by the jury, if he kills the members who voted against him... it doesn't change the fact that what he's doing is a crime.

The psycho-pass actually measures your emotional state and not your actual crimes, it's based on self doubt and guilt. That's why some people are asymptomatic. The only person who'd be able to reach zero is the purest narcissist psychopath.

Kind people often wonder if they're doing the right thing, to stay on the right path. That's why even Akane never reaches zero.

So is it a happy ending... or is it in fact much MUCH worse...



Full explanation (SPOILERS):


The machine controlling people’s lives did some really cruel things.

They accused potential criminals before they committed a crime, robbing them of the choice of being good people anyway and cornering them until they had no other options than be bad from desperation and provocation.

Victims have been judged as harshly as the criminals, even killed, because their trauma caused their mind to get tainted with darkness. They got tossed aside and eliminated, even if pain was the last thing in the world that they wanted, just because they weren’t in perfect happy joyfulness. At best they were locked away into lonely, powerless and distressing conditions that would have made the happiest people miserable, making their recovery impossible and locking them into their own despair. (Our society does that too.)

Everyone’s capacity for a future has been judged from their immediate potential, without taking hard work and passion into consideration. They took people’s aspirations from them.

People got controlled by a cold hearted machine, made of people so cold that their Psycho-Pass couldn’t be measured even when they committed the cruelest crimes.

At the end of season 2, the collective of brains that is that machine got pushed into analyzing itself.

Their collective Psycho-Pass got measured as high, people’s brains got eliminated until it reached zero, as pure as an angel. And we can hope for a new age of mercy, even though it also opens the door to destroying a whole group even if the members are good people… But it’s a happy ending full of hope because the monsters got eliminated from the machine.

Or is it?

Their Psycho-Pass can’t be measured, that’s precisely what got them selected to be in the machine in the first place. So they still couldn’t find which brains were criminal sadists up to no good.

They had to judge in a different way, to judge themselves as a group.

Each of them voted on whether or not they think that this machine is good for society, or a crime against its citizens.

Those who got eliminated aren’t the criminals… it’s the people who voted that this way of life and what they are all doing is wrong.

In court, after you’ve been judged guilty of a crime, if you kill the members of the jury who voted guilty until only the people who think that you’re innocent remains… it doesn’t change the fact that you’ve been judged guilty!!!

Even the kind and caring main character has enough self doubt and awareness of her flaws to have a Psycho-Pass above zero.

But at the end the machine is absolute zero… they judge themselves to be above reproach… that whatever they do is pure good even though a second ago they voted that they should be all eliminated. That kind of thinking, seeing yourself as a perfect god… is narcissism… and when it’s actually about shooting innocent victims just because they had a bad day… it makes you a psychopath to be perfectly calm after…

At least before they judge themselves they had some elements that had a conscience, but after… the machine becomes a pure narcissist psychopath. You can’t put people’s lives in the hands of people like that and expect it to be for the best and their best interest.

It’s not just your brain that defines you, it’s what you do. Removing brains and continuing to do exactly the same thing changed NOTHING.

By removing the little awareness that they had that they were doing something wrong to the citizens… they took away the hope to make things better.

It’s going to be even worse now that they have accepted to judge people as a group, they’ll start killing innocent people even more, not just the people who are having a bad day, but people just for being part of a group that the don’t approve.

They introduced even more discrimination and murder…

It’s even worse… that society is even more doomed. And they killed the little hope they had for change.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
13 February 2015

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