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PSYCHO-PASS: 480p ~ Gun
PSYCHO-PASS: 480p ~ Explode (2 versions)
Gundam's mecha Vs. Robot Chicken's humping robot
Terra Formars: Cockroach ~ 480p
Terra Formars: Insect juice
Terra Formars: Upgrades
Parasyte - The maxim: Upside
Parasyte - The maxim: Stare
Parasyte - The maxim: Self harm
Parasyte - The maxim: Passive aggressive
Parasyte - The maxim: 480p
Parasyte - The maxim: Despise
Parasyte - The maxim: Entitled
Parasyte - The maxim: Hang in there
Planetes: 480p
Hozuki no Reitetsu: 480p
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Hell
Berserk: mightier
Hozuki no Reitetsu: You got mail
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Videogame demon
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Crushed
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Period
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Human stew
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Customer service
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Compatibility
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Lovely Lucifer
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Complainers
Hozuki no Reitetsu: Merrier



PSYCHO-PASS: 480p ~ Gun

480p. Because HD doesn’t make you a better person. It’s not your screen size but what you do that defines you. Don’t be an arrogant ingrate.

PSYCHO-PASS ~ Gun ~ 480p ~ What you do defines you

It's the gun from the anime PSYCHO-PASS. Mistreating, locking up or killing innocent victims, just because they're having a bad day, makes you as bad as the criminals who made them this way.

People think that being able to afford a bigger screen make them better people. But after seeing them act like assholes by harassing and bullying the people who have less, just because they didn't give them what they want... for free... Their arrogance make them worse than someone with the humblest living conditions.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
13 February 2015

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PSYCHO-PASS: 480p ~ Explode (2 versions)

480p. Horrible! Just the way I like it~

PSYCHO-PASS ~ Explode ~ 480p. Horrible! Just the way I like it~

General version:

PSYCHO-PASS ~ Gun explodes arm ~ Horrible! Just the way I like it~

The image is from the anime PSYCHO-PASS. Cops have a sort of gun that can stunt, explode or even disintegrate.

People complained that I make torrents in 480p because they want High Definition for their huge screen. But I don't see the difference on my small screen AND my computer isn't powerful enough to play them without lagging and being out of sync. So it may be horrible to them, but it's perfect for me.

My favorite fansubbers are called HorribleSubs, and I like horror above all~

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
13 February 2015

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Gundam's mecha Vs. Robot Chicken's humping robot

480p. If you wanted HD, I guess you’re screwed.

Gundam ~ mecha fight ~ robot chicken ~ robot humping washing machine

Gundam wallpaper
from wallpaperhi.
Robot chicken: robot humping a washing machine from YouTube.

I wanted a wavy font, the characters being shaken from the shock (I used it for the "hump" sound) but when I found a font with actual screws... I had to use it.

Ah~ expectations~ They're so easy to disappoint. I make 480p torrents and people wanting wider get frustrated. Because they actually downloaded it without paying attention to the size mentioned in the name... it's so arrogant to think that the whole world wants the same as you and will only share what you want. You screwed yourself, I merely provided choices.

I should be the one who's pissed, 480p are getting rare. That's why I make a batch for them, people still want them, but few would bother.

Width doesn't matter, as long as your computer can play it, and if you Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
15 February 2015

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Terra Formars: Cockroach ~ 480p

480p. Because there are details that I don’t need to see magnified in High Definition.

Terra Formars ~ Cockroach ~ 480p ~ HD ~ magnified details

A cockroach from the anime Terra Formars. High definition doesn’t mean high quality. It merely sharpens details and colors. Sometimes it’s too much. I’ve seen an athlete with his sweat so defined, with a black line all around it, that it looked like he had insects crawling all over his face. I didn’t think it was a technological improvement.

Celebrities get surgeries and thick toxic make up to cover up what the naked eye wouldn’t be able to see. There’s a sharpen tool in photoshop, if you use it too much it looks atrocious.

I got a HD screen and returned it the next day because instead of smooth lines I had squares all over the place. You can argue about the video quality and settings, but my friend had it all, but the picture from his PS3 still had more square than a Nintendo. It was too defined. Blurry smoothes everything up~

Crap looks good on a crappy screen. But high quality looks like crap unless you spend a fortune on the screen, download limit and DVDs to burn. And in the end… it’s just the same. I’ve been happy with a Nintendo… I can’t play videogames because there are way too much flashy effects and it hurts my eyes and brain, I get tired too quickly… All that to forget about substance… a good story… I’ll take FF7 over FFX2 any day~

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Lisa Of Shades
15 February 2015

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Terra Formars: Insect juice

Insect juice.
Not as satisfying as human blood. Are you bleeding or did you sneeze your head off?

Terra Formars ~ Insect juice. Not as satisfying as human blood. Sneeze head off.

From the anime Terra Formars. A giant cockroach's head exploded.

Using bugs instead of humans for horror shows may be more politically correct, but it's not as fun. And they strangely look like black guys… so it’s kind of worse.

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Lisa Of Shades
15 February 2015

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Terra Formars: Upgrades

Before: "I'll kill you all with my bare hands! MWAHAHA!" After genetic manipulations: "I’m a pwetty butterfly with cocoon thread powar! Weee~!" Upgrades. They’re not always for the best.

Terra Formars ~ Upgrades. They're not always for the best. ~ Butterfly power

It's from the anime Terra Formars. Only the first 3 episodes have a censored version... and I'm starting to understand why... Those butterfly antennas are scary... but not in a good way. Spoiler: He's been spliced with a moth. He killed a bear with his bear hands, so I expected him to be a bad ass animal. But this is disappointing. It's original though.

The poster was supposed to say "Great expectations. They can ruin something good." Because I expected something epic, especially since it had to be censored... but I've seen way more gore in Elfen Lied, which is almost about a harem with girls who have horns that make them look like kittens. But damn, the body parts were flying!

The anime is educative though. They explained that electric eels are protected from their own attack by being insulated with fat. That can be another unsuspected explanation for the obesity epidemic, getting fat on purpose to be protected by the increasing electric fields from cell phones and Wifi. It’s really a powerful current that made people sick enough to kill them with cancer. I respect the anime for opening my mind. I already knew that being fat is from sugar, disturbed hormones and toxins being sealed to protect vital organs...

But I never thought that it could be from EMF emissions (lifeenergyshields). We can't see them... actually, we can: Wi-Fi images at dailymail. If they're powerful enough to cross a city, or reach a satellite halfway to the moon, then they can affect the electrical current animating us... and not just pacemakers, our heart... every tiny cell... and the electric communications of the nerves, muscles and brain. It's not compatible enough to hear what a cell phone is sending, but it can surely screw up the language in our own body and make cancer cells because the instructions for healthy ones were gibberish.

We need something to protect us... and the best armor that the body can make is a wall of fat. It works for the electric eel to avoid damage from invisible electric current... so we can adapt as well... we may be adapting right now. The fat is keeping us alive… from all the poison and abuse that we do thinking that it’s so convenient. There are easy ways to make healthier choices.

The poster turned out to be usable in my 480p collections... Because I feel no need to upgrade my computer after the shitty OS that came out... And people complain of problems while my old computer is perfectly personalized and stable. I don't want to get ruined in debt because I can't appreciate anything, the best of the best and perfection is an unattainable concept, everything evolves... but it's not always for the best.

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Lisa Of Shades
15 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Upside


There’s always an upside. Even when a shape shifting parasite
takes over your hand.

Parasyte the maxim ~ upside ~ hand shape shifting ~ wink

That one is pretty much self explanatory... with that wink and devious lips.

Parasyte the maxim is an amazing anime.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Stare


Stare. God isn’t watching and judging you when you masturbate. But your hand is.

Stare ~ Masturbation ~ God isn't watching and judging you ~ But your hand is.

I don't understand why the church made masturbation taboo. It's way better when people take care of urges by masturbating than by raping or making 12 babies. I guess the church wanted more soldiers to go fight the "heretics" believing into other nonsense, so they could gain more power. Assholes.

You have 3 brains, the emotional, rational and primal one. Working together but having their own specialized way of thinking. You're 3 people into one, that's why we can get conflicted. But every single cell in your body has its own functions, messages and needs. So your hand probably has an opinion, even when you masturbate.

Try not to waste too much protein and zinc by over doing it. It may seem relaxing, because it's fun, but it's also exhausting... and you can be burned out from what you enjoy too.

If you find a partner, be careful. No few minutes of pleasure can be worth an unwanted shrieking pink worm, waking you in the middle of the night to clean its shit... for years. Nature wants babies. For food. But we killed all our predators and it's getting over crowded.

So for god's sake. Go ahead. Masturbate. And try to use your rational brain sometimes.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Self harm

Self harm. No matter how you do it, you're doing it wrong.

Self harm. No matter how you do it, you're doing it wrong.

His hand is actually possessed by a parasyte... but it's still doesn't turn out well. It backfires and if he didn't accept to cooperate together, his sight and earring would have been taken away by the monster. A cease fire can be for the best, know when to call it quits and do damage control… to AVOID it.

But sometimes it's best to fight what threatens you... if you're going to turn your frustrations against yourself like an idiot, or weaker innocents like an asshole. Write or make demotivational posters or something.

There's only one absolute law in life and it's to protect your life.


There are other ways to feel relief from pain than the vicious cycle of causing more pain.

Try vitamin C, it helps the adrenals to handle stress and can heal anything. Or magnesium; it's required to make serotonin... and it's made in the gut!

Just punch a pillow or somebody. Just tell people to fuck off and kick them in the balls hard enough to stop them from multiplying.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Passive aggressive

Passive aggressive. Vengeance with the benefit of the doubt.

Passive aggressive ~ Vengeance with the benefit of the doubt

Some people won't express their dissatisfaction. Perhaps to please, perhaps to play it safe by fear of getting payback too... So they just stab you in the back innocently. Giving you the sold silent treatment... or in this case rinsing in cold water to find relief by causing harm, by being unable to give a better argument to win a fight, or be too weak to win an actual one.

I think it's lame for being insincere and manipulative... but people like that can get away with a lot by getting the benefit of the doubt, since they seem so docile. I think they're worse than the people who'll bluntly say when they have a problem with you. Because then you have the chance to clear the misunderstanding... or run for your life.

But I guess it’s better than self harm. But not speaking up to express your limits and needs, then spread pain subtly... it probably feels good, but it doesn't solve anything. Often, people just don't know they're stepping all over you. How can they know if you don't tell them, like a doormat with needles hidden under. It's not much better than a carpet.

If you're going to grow enough backbone to fight back, then learn to speak too. And if you're really stuck... but are you really?

You hate your boss for giving you a job, demanding you to actually do it, and giving you money for it? Then start your own business. No? Then feel grateful.

You hate your lover because she/he nags you to do things for them? But aren't you with them for that very reason? What are you... a slave driver? A spouse isn't your parent. Do your share, or be alone and free.

Some random person is driving you nuts? Why don't you just tell them, or even better: ignore and walk away. That way they can't fight back at all.

But taking and stabbing in the back... it sounds lame to me.

But I do love a nice revenge~ and getting away with it sounds sweet. And yet, if you can't parade like a peacock about it while your opponent knows who defeated him... it's a victory that's swept under the rug. But if you're acting like a passive carpet, I guess you're used to it.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: 480p

480p. You don't like it so you don't like me? The feeling is mutual.

480p. You don't like it so you don't like me? The feeling is mutual.

It's about making torrents, again. Some people gave me personal attacks for not giving them what they want, instead to move on and find it. Well, I don't like you either asshole.

Learn to search better. But I guess that if you suck at searching what you want and information… you suck at learning too.

What happens in the anime is that he's thinking about murdering his enemy to protect his friends, then he turns to end up face to face with his girlfriend. She whimpers away and he feels awful calling himself a jerk. I guess some people CAN learn. But if they could just talk honestly with each other, that would clear up a lot of messes.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Despise

Despise. You don’t like what I love, so you hate me? I don’t mind that we’re not compatible. But you disgust me for being an asshole about it.

Parasyte the maxim ~ Despise ~ incompatible ~ discrimination

A broader version than just about 480p. About any form of discrimination.

It's also true about people who take it personal when we say that we dislike something that they happen to love. It's not a personal attack against them, it's just a personal preference. People aren't supposed to be exactly the same or it would be boring.

Someone has to be very insecure to try to destroy other people just because they contradict their taste or beliefs. That's pathetic. Like attacking a ice cream truck because they sell chocolate ice cream and not only vanilla. It's so lame, it's repulsive.

Don't base your identity of things, but on what's different that makes you YOU. Then when people will dislike objects, you won't feel like your whole identity is being threatened. You'll feel more self respect and secure in your being, you won't need to do that.

There's a big difference between a stranger talking about their own preferences and someone who attacks you directly. Don't confuse the two... or you'll get payback. If you were so weak and insecure that people's tastes and identities threatens you... then you'll be completely vulnerable if they restlessly attack you by vengeance, to destroy you as a the threat that you chose to be.

Don't be paranoid and seeing an enemy where there could be a friend... maybe you won't bond over that one difference, but you can be kin with many other similarities.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Entitled

Feeling entitled. Maybe you’re right to think that I owe you something. But you won’t be happy if I give you what you deserve. Shut up before it gets worse.

Feeling entitled. I owe you pain. Shut up before you get what you deserve.

That’s pretty clear. Harassing people to force them to give you something, thinking that they owe you something… all that you deserve is payback, the same mistreatment: pain. I like how the complainer’s mouth got crushed into his brain. The man isn’t wearing clothes because he’s about to massacre a whole group and it doesn’t want dirty stains on his suit.

Enjoy~ Oh I so would! Not jail though... ah~ I can dream anyway~

Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Parasyte - The maxim: Hang in there

Hang in there. Light is shining upon you. Go towards the light.

Corpse on a laundry pole ~ Flesh ~ feet ~ Hang in there ~ Go towards the light

It's a corpse's flesh spread on a laundry pole. You can see a leg and feet on the right.

The parasites were learning how to pretend to be human... they figured out the killing and laundry right.

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Lisa Of Shades
16 + 19 February 2015

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Planetes: 480p

(infinity cube divided by zero) p. A High Definition that makes the Universe explode and implode at the same time. But you’ll still find a way to complain miserably. 480p. It’s good enough for me~ I’m happy.

Planetes ~ astronaut cleaning garbage in space ~ HD vs 480p ~ shit is good enough for me

Maybe your screen is too big.

The anime on the TV is called "Planetes" and it's about astronauts cleaning space debris to keep it safe. So yeah, it's supposed to look like garbage. And when your screen is so big that you need to go in space, you'll need a massively high resolution to avoid seeing pixels. Sometimes it’s just too big; it complicate things.

I don't need more and more and bigger and bigger. I just want to be happy and for that you have to know when to stop, when to think that it's good enough. And for that it doesn't have to be the best.

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Lisa Of Shades
20 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: 480p

480p. It’s like being in hell. Warm, cozy and fun to watch~

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ 480p is like being in hell. Warm, cozy and fun to watch

The anime Hozuki no Reitetsu (Hoozuki no Reitetsu / Hozuki's Coolheadedness) is about a bureaucrat in hell. I made a torrent for it and a poster to warn the complainers who want HD and look down on 480p.

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Lisa Of Shades
24 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Hell

Hell. Warm, cozy and fun to watch~

Hoozuki no Reitetsu ~ Hozuki's Coolheadedness ~ Hell: warm, cozy and fun to watch

Hozuki no Reitetsu (Hoozuki no Reitetsu / Hozuki's Coolheadedness) is about a bureaucrat in hell.

Life would be boring without some challenges. Animes would be for sure.

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Lisa Of Shades
24 February 2015

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Berserk: mightier

Self defense. The pen is mightier than the sword and the twig is mightier than the axe.

Berserk (1998) Self defense. The pen is mightier than the sword and the twig is mightier than the axe.

This is from the anime berserk (1998).

I bet that he didn't see it coming. He sure won't now! Ha!

It's my favorite method of self defense suggested in an actual police web site!

Self defense series at hubbardtwppd. The pen is mightier than the sword:

"Simply hold the pen firmly in one hand and poke it into the would-be attacker’s chest. This is best used as a "ward off." You see, cowardly attackers don't like it if you show them that you are prepared to put up a fight. They expect you to fall in a heap, roll over and beg. If a pen appears and you appear to mean business, the attacker may decide to leave you alone and find an easier target. If he continues with the attack, you can also use your pen to give him an eye gouge. Alternatively, you can use your pen to stab his groin as many times as you can - then run!"

I've been attacked and he ran away from a simple bloodlust glare, but it still freaked me out. When I read that hard core suggestion from the law itself, I slept like a baby that night.

Because it's not being attacked the problem, it’s being told that I'm forbidden to defend myself. I'm supposed to be polite while I'm beat up, say thank you after a rape, and ask to be slapped twice on the other cheek. Well, fuck you Jesus! To hell with politically correctness. Screw being polite.

I'm defending my life. I don't care if I die in the process, I won't make it easy and fun by begging and crying. The enemy is going to hurt and have a sore win.

Of course when it happens the element of surprise can make us freeze... but that can be used against your opponent too if you snap out of it and get pissed instead of scared.

I even felt guilty for being so "mean" when I said no coldly and firmly (damn brainwash from society to control the population, it's like the anime "Shinsekai Yori / From the New World")... Well, if it pleases people to use me like a rag doll against my own well being, then people are going to be displeased a whole lot!!!

"The pen is mightier than the sword" actually means that intelligence is better than brute force. If mindless, then it's not going to have a very good aim. It's tactics that wins a war. And you can talk your way out of anything when you find good enough arguments, or you can at least confuse your opponent.

Anyway, never go down without a fight... or it's like being already dead. Your life is as valuable as you choose to. Defend it, or people will sniff out your vulnerability. It's will and attitude that makes someone strong, not physical strength. Because even the best body builder will be powerless without the will to hurt and kill.

It's not strength that makes someone dangerous, it's the desire to kill.

No need to love this society or even your life to have the will to live. No need for a reason, no need to deserve it... all you have to do is decide that it's yours and no one is going to take it away from you. Not even death.

You'll be surprised how much you can survive with the attitude of a survivor.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
24 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: You got mail

Mail services. Same quality everywhere. Even in hell.

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ Mail services. Same quality everywhere. Even in hell. ~ You got broken mail

Hozuki no Reitetsu is an anime that happens in hell. But their mail delivery service is just like the one I’ve got from Canada Post. They keep breaking my posters!

They twisted a small protective cardboard roll and bent it in half to make it fit in my letter box. They bent the thick giant cardboard roll for my scroll poster… AND the two hard plastic rods! I don’t understand why, that wouldn’t fit in my letter box for sure… I guess they tried anyway. Or they passed on it with their truck. They also bent a thick plastic pencil board… I gave up.

How can you suck so much at something so simple? The expression "going postal" is about people going berserk and killing everybody. Try working in a fast food restaurant in rush hour. Hm.. no wonder there’s not much left of my sanity. Breaking my collectibles didn’t help either! Thanks for nothing Canada Post, you lower the services and raise the prices. I hope that you hired people with actually thumbs and brain with that extra money. Damn cave monkeys. Wait monkeys have thumbs. I guess they’re bitches then.

Thankfully now I buy Grey Celtic sea salt. If they break that it will be easier to use. The finer grains are more expensive. But that always come in impeccable. I guess the box is too big and heavy to fit under the truck and roll on it a few times.

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Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Videogame demon

"In the latest games out of Japan, the slender, cool-headed, narrow-eyed, formal-speaking characters are always the most powerful." Remakes. Be careful what you wish for. Sephiroth, what happened to you!!!? But it’s still better than the Advent Children version of FF7.

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ Videogame demon ~ Remakes, be careful what you wish for, Final Fantasy 7, FF7, Sephiroth, Cloud

The anime Hozuki no Reitetsu made a parody of Sephiroth and Cloud from FF7, Seymour from FFX and I don't know the one in pink; if the brown line is a tail, maybe it's Kuja from FF9 but he’s a guy… a very girly guy…

In the anime you don’t see the full picture, they slowly move down. It was tricky to merge because they change the perspective, so I had to fuse the characters one by one to admire Sephiroth's chest in all its funny glory.

Sephiroth's coat is black, not red. He wears his suspenders crossed in a X on his chest, but in that pictures the back is in the front... and it might pass between his legs. That takes the sexiness to a whole new level. And he has the perfect face of an effeminate angel, not an evil manly double chin. He has short front hairs but they're extremely long in the back; they made it all even in that picture, they cut off his best feature! He's gracious not pompous. It hurts but it's so hilarious!

At least Cloud doesn't look like he's about to commit suicide by drowning himself in his own tears, the way he does in Advent Children. You'd expect him to be happier as a hero who saved the FF7 world, but he got even more soulless in the sequel movie. It was so bad they had to remake it…

Making a pact with the devil to remake FF7 could really backfire into something lame that would destroy the memory of this greatest classic. At least now you have no choice but to play the original, from a time where graphics were a low priority and they had to put all their energy on the story and character development... because the technology didn't give them the choice to make it a gaudy boring soulless chore to play.

People actually made FF7 for the PS4.

'Final Fantasy VII' PS4 Release Date: Exclusive Title Coming 2015 at christianpost.

But people got disappointed seeing the trailer, because it’s the exact same blocky game.

YouTube: Final Fantasy VII - PlayStation Experience Trailer | PS4

I got disappointed seeing Advent Children. Cloud got reduced to a soulless emo instead of a sarcastic show off. Sephiroth turned into Marilyn Manson... The singer is great but that’s NOT Sephiroth! Sephiroth isn’t a Goth into dark stuff… and make up. He's not a sadist; he's gracefully fighting for his life!

He was a hero, the best SOLDIER of them all! But then he discovered the circumstances of his birth, that he was just a monster, a lab rat. He wasn’t even human and he thought that his people have been destroyed by the very society that he served and protected. He snapped and burned the library... but he couldn't stop the truth or his rage, so the fire spread to the nearest city. All his life he’s been denied the warm embrace of a mother or anyone, because he was just a tool. But his mother was out there, trapped in a lab where she was taken apart pieces by pieces to build monster soldiers... and he was going to free her.

He only wanted to make a safe place for himself in this world, and he had such passion and determination that he was ready to destroy the whole planet in the process. To gain its strength or use it as a spaceship to find where he truly belonged, since he discovered that his people weren’t the extinct ancients but they weren’t even from this world… and he didn’t belong in it either.

Cloud was in denial of being a failure as a SOLDIER, he never made the cut. He was so embarrassed that he couldn’t admit it to his home town. He stole the identity of his SOLDIER friend, Zack, and was in such denial that he believed it himself. He preferred to obey Sephiroth and hand over the black material to destroy the world than face the fact that he’s a failure, becoming an even bigger one.

The reason why Sephiroth lost against him is in part because he underestimated him, playing with him too long… but I think that he did that because deep down, after being a protector for this world all his life, he just couldn’t do it and wanted to be stopped… killed trying to make this world a place where he belonged, but he didn’t want to do it by destroying everyone else… or he’d end up right where he started: alone.

It ended with Sephiroth being unable to die because even the life stream wouldn’t recognize him as part of this world, so he couldn't return to it because he was from another one (See the movie "The spirit within", and from what I understand of Advent Children, his clones ended up being accepted.) Sephiroth’s torment wouldn’t even end in death.

Cloud ended up manning up and surpassing even Zack, the person he thought he was. (Zack died facing Sephiroth, Cloud beat him thanks to his friends’ support.) Cloud fell in love with the same girl, Aerith, the flower girl, who went for it because he was a little like her lost love (we see her meet Zack in the PSP game Crisis Core).

So the story and characters are much more complex than in the cheap Advent Children sequel… The original team left the company, that’s why FFX ended up being shit compared to previous games. They had Chocobos and many transportation vehicles, not a lame teleportation device and linear roads. As if the ideas didn’t suck enough… they made an even more girly FFX-2… it’s called FINAL fantasy; you’re not supposed to make sequels! It was so awful that I laughed… I mourned… I gave up the franchise.

So don’t complain that the new FF7 is exactly the same gave for the PS4… at least they didn’t shit on the masterpiece… they didn’t destroy the best game ever made… it will never be just a memory. I can go play it right now if I want to!

The remakes of Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 were even better though. I got my best poster and one winged figurine out of it. I wish they could use that team for a remake and not a bunch of people who have grey as favorite color. The posters for Advent Children were awful... Sephiroth seemed to have makeup in the flames... He's not that effeminate... at least they got the grace right, but it was still just... awful.

Enjoy the original~ It will crush your soul~
Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Crushed

Crushed. That’s how having a crush on someone feels like. If it doesn’t… it will soon~

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ Falling in love ~ Having a crush on someone ~ hell

Hozuki no Reitetsu (Hoozuki no Reitetsu / Hozuki's Coolheadedness) is about a bureaucrat in hell.

People get tortured by being grinded and crushed. If you ever had your heart broken... you should know why it's called FALLING in love and having a CRUSH.

And the only thing that comes out of that is more pink worms crawling on the surface of the Earth. Avoid.

Love yourself~ You want unconditional love that will care for your wellbeing and without a selfish hidden agendas? That can only come from yourself~ Being loved doesn’t mean being respected. It means being desired. That means being used and fucked up.

Respect is FEAR of the consequences of messing with you. Fight for your life; find value in it by giving it value, not by making more worthless human babies who’ll make more worthless human babies just to feel less worthless. Overpopulation sure won’t solve world hunger and wars over resources. Crush that crush and keep it in your pants!

Enjoy misanthropy~
Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Period

Having your period. At least you’re not pregnant.

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ Having your period. At least you're not pregnant. ~ Murder dog in hell

Another misanthropic joke using a screen capture from the anime Hozuki no Reitetsu.

There's always a silver lining... a upside... even when the lining is red. Someone wrote that menstruating is more like jam made of flesh than blood. Magnesium can help cramps. B12 and C to absorb iron helps anemia. Not being in pain helps soothe the irritable rage. Being left in damn peace too.

It takes a whole lot of bad jokes to finally make a good one, so I don't hold back my creative process.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Human stew

Organic food. Always healthier than synthetic fast food.

Hozuki no Reitetsu: Human stew ~ Organic food. Always healthier than synthetic fast food and refined products

From the anime Hozuki no Reitetsu, it happens in hell and they torture people.

It might not look appealing, but eating insects would be healthier than artificial coloring, flavors and preservatives in processed products. It makes you obese and gives you cancer because you can't create proper living cells with toxins.

Eating human flesh would give you a prion disease (list at cdc.gov) like mad cow (for cows) and kuru (for humans).

From what I understand, the proteins from the same species are too similar, your immune system can ignore them, thinking they're already assimilated and turned into yours... but they don't feel that way and start attacking you, making holes into your brain. Like a bad transplant or incompatible blood transfusion. They can survive and adapt against you, while looking like allies.

Strangely it's when you eat from a different species that the new cells are more easily replaced for your old ones. Plants are particularly friendly, loaded with materials to build anything. They don't have much B12, so make sure to eat animals too... but if you could let them have a decent clean life before eating them, they'd be healthier and tastier cells for you.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Customer service

Customer service. How may I help you die?

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ hell bureaucrat ~ Customer service. How may I help you die? ~ annoying complaints, complainers

Hozuki no Reitetsu (Hoozuki no Reitetsu / Hozuki's Coolheadedness) is about a bureaucrat in hell.

People are maddening. They love to complain because it reminds them the good old days when they only had to scream their head off to get a boob in their mouth to shut them off. They're just attention needy, and should eat more greens to get calcium, that would calm them down.

It angers me to no end to have people complain when it's FREE and they can just avoid it and walk away if they don't like it. People can't expect to find what they want wherever they go, especially since it changes.

But they attack people just because they offer something different. Would you attack an ice cream truck because they serve chocolate ice cream and not just your favorite vanilla? NO! Would you bully people because they bought chocolate? NO! You'd just happily suck up your vanilla ice cream without giving a damn about who got what. Then STOP THIS SHIT ABOUT OTHER STUFF!

I don't want to get paid for my web design anymore. I'm having fun with what I learned after years of hard work as a hobby. I am so not going to do photography, drawing or anything artistic as a profession anymore and I regret trying... art is the expression of one's soul... and people with no talent like to crush yours with their own.

I'm paying to host my own site, I'm not making a penny out of bananapoop.com, and no one can write stupid comments... expect ME!

Here are comics by The Oatmeal:

How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell

Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service


The bureaucrats probably make their procedures and forms so complicated that it will discourage you from reaching them, or you'll have to work so hard to use your rational brain that your emo emotional whiny one will shut down. Or you'll go insane like Obelix in the movie "Asterix and the 12 tasks".

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Compatibility


Compatibility. There’s a perfect lover for you somewhere, as far away as Heaven is from Hell: out of you reach.

Hozuki no Reitetsu: Compatibility ~ Perfect lover out of reach ~ Hell, heaven, angel, demon, spiked bat, blood

Soul crushing truths make me laugh~ Mwahaha!

It’s from the animes: "Hozuki no Reitetsu" and "Dokuro-chan". Hozuki has the same bat as the Club-to-death angel. But it doesn't put back people together with a magical spell, to enjoy dismembering them again~

It made me realize... yes, I'm sure that people have a perfect match for them somewhere. But it doesn't mean that they'll ever meet that person. They might overlook them because of their radical differences, even though they couldn't be more similar about other aspects. They let the superficial blind them from a compatible deep bond, seeking their exact mirror... but then they might as well love themselves. That’s what I do.

I'd like someone who can challenge my intellect and madness at the same time. I'd love to have a date in a cemetery with Hozuki. I'm crazy about his shrieking goldfish plant and composed evil demeanor. Like boiling lava under ice. Ah~

Enjoy your loneliness~ It's probably not about to change. But that's most likely for the best.
Lisa Of Shades
26 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Lovely lucifer

"I am so beautiful." Lovely. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Thankfully for you, some people need glasses.

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Thankfully for you, some people need glasses. ~ Lucifer Satan

Hozuki no Reitetsu is about Japanese Hell, but they also mention china and Europe. This is after Lucifer transformed into Satan, after falling from being the angel of light.

To each their own, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but some people might need to have their eyes gouged out.

It’s a good thing that we don’t all want the same one thing though, or a lot of people would end up miserable with nothing.

I don’t understand the guys who hate gay men. If your god didn’t make them gay, do you really think that any woman would be with you? When they could be with a gracious, sensitive, effeminate man who shares the same hobbies as her? If they weren’t gays, if men didn’t make laws to forbid the best man to take all the women, you’d never get to touch one.

It’s funny how it’s the lame guys who can’t even have one who complain about laws against polygamy, the ones who can put it off… are doing it. A guy got his dung glued to his chest with superglue by his women, so… I guess there’s a risk in everything. Even messing up with chicks.

Maybe that's why they have such long fake nails... to gouge your eyes out if you look at another. They paint them red so no one will notice the difference after the bloody gouging. *shudders* Creepy.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Complainers

"What would satisfy you?" Complainers. When whining is their goal, nothing can be done. The problem will go away if you ignore them. If you want attention, be interesting not demanding.

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ Complainers ~ ignore ~ be interesting not demanding ~ whining ~ satisfy

I like to solve problems like the main character in Hozuki no Reitetsu. But some people just want to shit in the fan to have an excuse to demand attention.

Problems usually don't go away when you ignore them, they get worse... but nagging people are the exception. Paying attention to their mean harassment would only reward them and put fuel on their needy fire, like the black whole inside their heart.

Learn to be self efficient.

They’re still at the baby stage, like the little worms that they are. They still think that all they have to do to get attention is to scream and cry hard enough. Maybe it worked for their mother, but it’s never a guarantee, sometimes they just shake or hit the off button until it works to shut you up. Which I would gladly do.

So if you want people’s attention, try being interesting, and if you’re lame, go learn a skill and if you really suck that badly… at least be nice.

I'm not expecting people to come here. It's fun because I HAVE FUN. Not because I'm crying for attention hoping to have someone amuse me. I can do that on my own... if I had to wait after someone to make me smile and laugh, I'd be really bored and depressed all the time.

Damn I'm glad to be crazy.

Enjoy, dear voices in my head and internet robots most likely from google... or you, lost soul~

Lisa Of Shades
28 February 2015

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Hozuki no Reitetsu: Merrier

The more the merrier.
If you're a loner, being crazy works even better.

Hozuki no Reitetsu ~ The more the merrier. If you're a loner, being crazy works even better.

From the anime Hozuki no Reitetsu. Being with many boring people won't bring cheer in my heart, but being random alone does. Of course being with a bunch of crazy hilarious people is probably the best, but we can't have everything.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 February 2015

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