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Seraph of the End ~ HD sucks
Plastic Memories ~ nuts + 480p
Log Horizon ~ SD ninja
Log Horizon: Shiroe ~ Strategists
Log Horizon ~ Real food
Noragami ~ Eyes ~ 480p torrents
Mahouka ~ 480p ~ Bullying
Mahouka ~ Tackle glomp
Ushio to Tora ~ 480p ~ Tears
Dragon ball super: Calcium deficiency
World trigger ~ Bail out
Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash ~ Internet trolls
Snow White with the Red Hair ~ Upgrade arrow
Trigun ~ Kuroneko Sama ~ Black cat ~ Shut up haters



Seraph of the End ~ HD sucks


480p instead of HD. Because sucking so much bandwidth, processor power, hard drive space and DVD money is just wrong.

Seraph of the end ~ vampire sucking child blood ~ 480p instead of HD

An adult sucking a child is freaking wrong too.

But I guess vampires have to eat, unlike humans they don't kill their livestock at every meal... so maybe they're better than us.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 July 2015

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Plastic Memories ~ 480p nuts

"You choose 480p over HD!!!? Are you nuts?" Yes I am! Mwahaha!

Plastic Memories ~ You choose 480p over HD!!!? Are you nuts? ~ Yes I am! Mwahaha!

She only says "Are you nuts?", I added the rest. Here's the broader version:

Plastic Memories ~ Are you nuts? ~ Yes I am! Mwahaha!

I might be crazy to cherish my old stuff and prioritize spending for my health instead to follow technology fads... and sometimes I wish I had more toys... But I'm in no hurry to trash my SD collection and have to download it all in HD, after having to customize a new computer and feel lost... losing options that don't exist anymore because now they focus on gaudy visuals that sucks many cores instead of usability... I literally ran out of the store cursing when I saw Windows 8. Even the people who love their phone's menu didn't like to have a computer OS the same way. And I don't even have a cell phone (I threw it in my closet). I don't even use WiFi. Well, I might be crazy... but no brain tumor for me~~~

When I was a kid, when the internet and cell phones were a military secret, all we had was VHS cassettes. I would cry every night praying to god to invent HD. I didn't know what a pixel was, but I knew I needed more to be able to enjoy my TV shows.

Of course not! I enjoyed my stuff then, and I still enjoy them now just the same.

Now the screens and asses are wider. I don't think it's a vital improvement.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 July 2015

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Log Horizon ~ SD ninja


HD vs. SD. Akatsuki isn't the biggest either but I prefer smaller. It's less impressive but much more adorable. Either way the job gets done, so no need to fight over it.

Log Horizon ~ Akatsuki ~ before guy after real girl ~ HD vs. SD

Unless you want to fight over it, then I can assassinate you just fine.

When they get trapped into a game that became real, her character was a guy. It was inconvenient (now that she needed to talk and move… and had a crush on Shiroe... maybe~) so she ended up transforming herself into her real body: a small girl.

She has the same talent. No need to have a complex over being small just because some arrogant misogynist people won't take you seriously. Let them have their cock contest while you assassinate them nice and quick. Smaller is faster and more agile~ Assassins have the last laugh.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 July 2015

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Log Horizon: Shiroe ~ Strategists

Strategists.
So clever that you won't even understand why you should thank them after they're done using you.

Log Horizon ~ Shiroe ~ Strategist puppet master

But usually, the people who arrogantly claim that they do things for your own good just want to control you to soothe their own insecure ego. But Shiroe accomplishes wonders that better the world, from the shadows, without expecting gratitude or that people will know how great he is. He only cares about results. In season 2, people don't even argue with him and just follow him without understanding why, because they know that his plan will be pure genius and fun to do.

But it can be really terrifying when people who forced their way into power or where born into money tries to dominate you, when they're just stupid brutes who don't even understand what they're doing. That's the down side of being very intelligent, the world is full of fools by comparison, and people who are interested by knowledge don't bother seeking power, so clever people can end up at the mercy of ignorant people who believe that they know everything. Shiroe is a good balance and uses power wisely, to achieve his goals, and not as the goal itself.

That's how he accomplishes wonders~ But in the end, it's mostly thanks to his puppets. I guess he's aware of it and that's why he's not being arrogant about his shared success.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 July 2015

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Log Horizon ~ Real food

Living foods vs. Artificial junk. So delicious and nutritive that you'll sweat sparkles instead of filth.

Log Horizon ~ Shiroe ~ Akatsuki ~ Real food fresh living organic vs. artificial chemical junk

Don't expect your body to be able to function and feel energetic and happy by feeding yourself synthetic materials. Even robots can't function on that crap. Actually, eating organic shit would be an improvement.

I used to stink so badly when I was eating grains, chemicals (artificial flavors, colors, preservatives), and sugars...

Ginger neutralizes the nasty smell of meat and greens have been used as an internal deodorant.

So now I smell like maple syrup and I feel all shiny. I don't even use deodorant anymore, because I don't eat foul toxins.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 July 2015

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Noragami ~ Eyes ~ 480p torrents

480p torrents. Because I'm going to watch what I want to watch the way I want to watch it. Even if it's with eyes on my back. Even if it freaks you out.

Noragami ~ Eyes on back ~ 480p ~ The way I want it even if it freaks you out


I haven't made a new anime torrent in a while. When I made it at nyaa, I felt so peaceful because my friends have been so good to me that I didn't feel the angry inspiration to make a warning poster, to tell complainers to get lost.

I haven't had angry comments in my previous torrents, so I was ready to let go how badly I've been harassed by HD lovers when I started to make 480p, to help preserve what I need and had such a painful time to find. I'm the one who should have complained to HD torrent makers, to at least write it in the description instead to assume that everyone want the same as them. Because there's even 2 kind of HD, no wait 3!!! 576p, 720p and 1080p.

I make sure to add all the possible keywords to both search and avoid my torrents. But someone came and said "What's the point of making a batch for 480p?" I replied "What's the point of denying people what they need and want?"

And then I just snapped all over again. A lot.

Someone congratulated me for not giving up in spite of the haters, it's even more meaningful since she was a HD lover. I got 2 fans... And lots of inspiration for sarcastic art.

I used that image before, I merged several framed to display his entire back, this idea is way better than the first one abut popping acne.

So enjoy your shows and let others do the same.
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 18 October 2015
Text: 21 October 2015

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Mahouka ~ 480p ~ Bullying

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The Irregular at Magic High School ~ Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei ~ bullying 480p vs. 720p vs. 1080p

Angry guy: "I'm the biggest so I'm the best! Anything less is useless!"
Shiba Tatsuya: "If your criteria weren't so narrow you'd see my worth."

480p vs. 720p vs. 1080p
  • 1080p Biggest videos for best image on biggest screens.
  • 480p Smallest files looking as good on smaller screens.
  • 480p Fastest to download & upload. (with same peers)
  • 720p Best compromise between quality & speed.
    (If your computer can play them safely)
  • 480p Most convenient with the slowest Internet speed.
  • 480p Utilizes the least of the bandwidth limit.
  • 480p Allows the most affordable Internet plan.
  • 1080p Best for people who want to slow down piracy and make it more expensive.
  • 480p Compatible with beloved old computers.
  • 480p Least demanding for durable computer processor.
  • 480p Using the smallest hard drive space.
  • 480p Most economical to burn on fewer DVDs / Blu-ray.
  • 480p Taking the least storage space in your home.
  • 1080p Best for people who want to make more money from you, selling more of more expensive stuff.
  • 480p Hardest to find but making you appreciate more the animes & the people sharing them.
  • 1080p Best ego boost for people scared to feel small.
  • 480p Most economical to have more vital priorities, investing in the best foods to be healthy & happy.
By taking everything into consideration, 480p is actually the best! But choose what's best for you & let others do the same.


Comments

I made this as a preemptive strike to avoid being bullied for making a 480p torrent.

The images are from the anime: The Irregular at Magic High School - Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei.

There are two branches of courses, the elite in class 1 with a flower emblem on their arm, and the reserve in class 2 with no emblem.

There are discrimination and bullying between the "blooms" and "weeds".

One of the reserve, Shiba Tatsuya, slowly shine and show that he can be the best for certain things that were not taken into considerationduring evaluation, but that are needed by the elite.

He turns out to be a special soldier at school as a bodyguard for his sister. His magic speed is so limited because he has an extremely powerful magic spell in stand by constantly. It can heal any wound occurred in the last 24h, and even revive the dead, but he has to read the data that happened before rewriting it, so the price he has to pay is to feel the whole agonizing experience condensed in a few seconds, with the pain multiplied. He turned out to be a genius inventor that everyone admires, but due to being shunned by his family, he tries to keep a low profile.

The guy screaming in the screen capture is actually very small, and Shiba Tatsuya is very tall and composed. It makes him look stupid to claim to be the biggest man, he's probably desperate by being so insecure. The truly strong feel no need to prove themselves and gain glory.

People who need the biggest screens (and the biggest videos especially when they don't actually need them) to give themselves values must be so empty inside.

Of course some people have a big home for their big family and a smaller screen would be hard to see from afar... But if you are alone in a small apartment, you don't need a big screen, and if you don't even have one, you don't need big files.

Don't be duped by the people who just want to extort more money out of you. What is best for them might not be for the best for you.

Some people feel garbage to their family and everyone is sick and depressed... but they have all the newest and most expensive gadgets available... That's the wrong priorities.

I understand loving gadgets, I studied web design. I even have my own web side from scratch. But I'm almost always at home, why would I need a cell phone and stuff? People don't even want to talk! It can wait a few hours to get home to read a text. The people who check their emails every few minutes and update their facebook constantly... that's just sad. They have no time left to be creative and actually offer something new and valuable to the world.

I kept my old computer because I got so sick that I had to change my priorities or I would have died. Or worse... stayed alive unable to walk and breathe without agonizing pain... I buy for 50$ of supplements a month, and more than 50$ of groceries a week... I buy for more than 50$ a month of raw almonds, cashew and others as snack... I used to consider it a luxury that I could only have once a year for Christmas. But it's the best snack to stabilize bloods sugar and mood. And it's freaking delicious!

My computer is so very old that I could have twice the power for probably less than 100$ used. But the fact is... I love it the way it is. It's working. If I change to HD everything that I have would look like crap. I actually bought a HD screen when it first came out, I HATED it. It was too sharp, with pixel lines instead of smooth blurry ones... and all the flaws stood out... The pores, the sweat... it was disgusting. I bought an Acer without gaudy glare that makes people dizzy with head aches. It took me forever to adjust the colors, but it looks as calm as a poster instead to be so bright and full of glare that it burns my cornea off.

Everything has advantages and inconveniences. The advantages aren't worth it for me, I'd loose more important ones while getting problems that I don't want to deal with. It's a domino effect... bigger screen... bigger videos... bigger processor to play them... bigger hard drive... more DVDs... more DVD cases, less space... bigger home... bigger heat bill... less money for food... get sick from malnutrition and overworking... crippled by bills... the debts seem to come out of no where because we didn't see the side costs... all we wanted was a bigger screen... All that for what? The exact same anime. I'll stay frugal and not be swept by that wave... it seems cool but it leads to a waterfall.

Do I feel bad to be left behind in the wave? A little. Do I feel bad watching smaller animes on my old customized computer with the coolest remote control? Nope~

I'm in no hurry to get rid of the only loyal companion who didn't let me down when I got sick.

Does using smaller videos make me a fool? Inferior? Less cool? If you think less of me over a few pixels, there's no pleasing you and I'm not going to try. I really don't need you.

At least I'm making my own decisions after thinking about it wisely. If you did the same and respect my right to make my own choices, I have the same respect for you. Otherwise, if you want to harass me for being different and destroy me and what I love, I'm going to poke you in the eyes. Good luck watching your superior number of pixels after that.

Enjoy~

Actually in the anime, the elite is based on speed... so I guess 480p would be the elite. 720p doesn't win even once. I edited it saying that it's the best compromise between quality and speed. That explains why it's the most popular. Because bigger isn't necessarily better. And being a minority doesn't make you less as a person than the majority, it's just a number of people in a group.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 November 2015

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Mahouka ~ Tackle glomp

Tackle glomp. Male version. Less cute but more effective.

The Irregular at Magic High School ~ Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei ~ tackle glomp hug overkill

The images are from the anime: The Irregular at Magic High School - Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei.

But it's taken out of context, it wasn't done by affection and she's not dead. She's a spy trying to sabotage their friend's hard work and he stopped her saying "Was that overkill?"

Probably as much as she made it necessary~

By the way rape is bad. Unless you're a rapist being ass raped in jail, then it's sweet juicy justice.

Enjoy tackle glomp hugs~
Lisa Of Shades
7 November 2015

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Ushio to Tora ~ 480p ~ Tears

Ushio: "This torrent isn't HD..."
Tora: "Hahaha! Nope!"
Offering only 480p. Because I want to drink your tears.

Ushio to Tora ~ torrent HD vs. 480p ~ drink tears grin

When making torrent to share my animes, I got harassed by haters who couldn't simply narrow their search and wanted my smaller option to stop existing, even though many people still need and want it. There's a running gag about Tora wanting to eat Ushio, I made my own version.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 January 2016

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Dragon ball super: Calcium deficiency

"Or even better yet, a group photo of a bunch of big-boobed girls."
Calcium deficiency. Can make people crave boobs if they don't get enough minerals from other sources after being a baby. The bigger the deficiency, the bigger they want the tits. Eat greens, bone soup, salmon & almonds. Creep.

Dragon Ball Super ~ Big boobs obsession old pervert ~ Sign of calcium deficiency, eat vegetables and bone soup

We're supposed to get calcium from milk as a BABY because that's our only option and first instinct to get it from a BREAST.

But when we grow older, we're not supposed to suck on someone's fluids for the rest of our life... breast milk is like white blood... it wouldn't make sense to inflict that on mothers for their whole life because they die before us... and it's unnatural to only rely on another animal's mother (after killing their babies!) because their milk wasn't meant for our body's needs, and certainly too rich for a full grown human.

Vegetables are used by the adult ruminant cows to make milk. It's used by both genders for their own calcium needs. And humans should eat greens too... and the part of the animals that have the most calcium: the bones because the flesh barely have any. Bone soup is amazing.

Plants and melting the joints between bones melt in soup also has a lot of vitamin C for our own joints and everything else. Flesh is good only to make flesh... but you are more than that and you need to eat more than that.

Breasts are too feed babies. Full grown men who are overly obsessed with sucking them probably neglect to nourish themselves properly. But the solution isn't to suck the life out of women, degrading them from being a person to a mere piece of meat... The solution is learning hw to cook.

Finding bigger breast more attractive can be useful for reproduction because if they are well nourished enough to have fat reserves, they will be able to give extra to their baby and they will be more likely to survive.

But if you just want to unload... your own hand, a tissue and a toilet is plenty.

If you want pleasure... it will require you to have skills, or even having quantity with bigger breasts on many women at once will be useless if you don't know what to do with, only jerk off around.

When you truly know how to cook, you can make endless different meals with the same ingredients without getting bored. If you know how to please a woman, she'll stay to please you too.

Fun fact: Sayans are usually named after food. Vegeta (Vegetable, the prince of them all) Kakarot (carrot), Gohan (it means dinner in Japanese)... Because vegetables are delicious and will give you super godly powers!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 8 February 2016
Text: 15 February 2016

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World trigger ~ Bail out

Person teleporting back to base: "Nope! I'm out of here. Back to my happy place." Leaving. Is how people should handle what they dislike on the internet.

World trigger ~ bail out ~ leaving dislike internet nag argue

People get harassed a lot when they offer things to people on the internet. It's free and you can easily leave with the close or back button.

Don't waste time dwelling on what you hate, go find some fun.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 7 April 2016
Text: 23 April 2016

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Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash ~ Internet trolls

Troll pointing sword at you: "I'll attack you just for liking what I don't."
Troll getting stabbed: "Help me, moderators!!!" (Damnit)

Internet trolls. Go enjoy what you like somewhere else peacefully. If you think we're worse than you, then we're better than you at being bad. Mwahaha!
(Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash)

Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash ~ Hai to Gensou no Grimgar ~ Internet troll stabbed ~ Help me moderators ~ Being worse than you means better at being bad.

Anime: Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash / Hai to Gensou no Grimgar.

I can't stand people's attitude when they don't like what they see online. Why feel threatened by what other people feel and think if they're not even directing it at you and are just enjoying themselves peacefully... You have to be an arrogant weakling... And they are... They attack people and if you defend yourself they cry to authorities to get you punished for standing up to their pathetic inflated egos. Hypocrites who manipulate and play sick games... They're the ones who ruin it for everybody. And that's what they actually enjoy... because they can't appreciate anything.

Hell, I shouldn't even be upset about people going out of their way to hate me and my stuff, they are pathetic for having nothing better to do. Technically I waste my time on hatred too... But I like to do a preemptive strike before making a torrent so people won't dare to reply mean stuff with my foot deep in their mouth. It actually works... Maybe they're trying to strike first too... Well, I keep my shit in my own stuff... So... just avoid me. I won't go after you.

The anime is really good, even though it's short. They don't explain how they got into a strange world but that's not the point of the anime. It's about grief and that if videogames become real it could be more gruesome than you can enjoy... It's so agonizing that I ended up feeling sorry for the troll... you see them with friends and fighting to survive... They aren't some random beasts but like really ugly people from another race... Well, maybe we look ugly in their eyes too.

The group attacks them in their own homes, but when they defend themselves they scream "Don't you dare hurt my friend! Stay away from her" and things like that... What do they expect "Oh pardon me, but she's the one who ran at me, but you're right, how rude of me, please go on and murder me." If you go to war, expect bad things to happen to you too, don't play the poor innocent victim when you're the one who attacked first, you asshole!

It's disgusting enough to manipulate the authorities to join into the abuse when they're supposed to protect people against the shit that YOU started... But when you genuinely think that you where right to attack someone who did NOTHING to you and feel like the victim when they just fight for their lives... You're the worst kind of shit head. At least be aware that you are evil and own it. Nothing is more evil than the righteous who refuses to see that they're failing, so badly that they are actually hurting people, and spreading an even worst evil than the one they're trying to eliminate...

Enjoy and let others do the same. Otherwise, if you get hurt hurting people, you got what you wished for and deserve.

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 16 April 2016
Text: 23 April 2016

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Snow White with the Red Hair ~ Upgrade arrow

Arrow note: "Stop. Upgrade at once."
Shirayuki: "No. Get out of my way."

Older ways. Even if haters try to kill me, they're not going to stop me.
(Snow White with the Red Hair / Akagami no Shirayukihime)

Anime ~ Snow White with the Red Hair ~ Akagami no Shirayukihime ~ Upgrade alert arrow ~ No. Get out of my way.

That's one of the coolest moment of the anime, when it shows her guts and determination.

I really hate when websites do this alert to me. They should offer a basic version, or show the site warning that it might not work... Instead to deny us completely and force us to upgrade. I go to another site when that happens. Upgrading screwed up more things than they improved anything noticeable.

I had a problem with my internet with Bell once, and when they heard that I was using an old OS, they told me to buy a new computer and refused to help me. I had to call several times and beg for them to finally notice that their fancy stuff was broken.

I can't upload my own website with my old programs, the server ended up defective, but they won't check much because they can access it on their end and blame my old programs. Maybe they're right this time. But either way it's insulting that they abandon a customer. And it would be even more insulting if it's their server that's shitty. I tried to access their page to upload (it's tedious) and it took forever to respond too, I had to reload the page. So the problem might be on their end.

If it worked for a decade, why change it. And if we improve it, then we shouldn't sabotage what was done before but include it in the new. Some people are poor... and some people wait until the changes are truly worth bothering with fixing the new problems that comes with it, and customizing the settings to our needs, and getting used to finding butons in places that are no longer intuitive.

If it worked for a decade, why change it. And if we improve it, then we shouldn't sabotage what was done before but include it in the new. Some people are poor... and some people wait until the changes are truly worth bothering with fixing the new problems that comes with it, and customizing the settings to our needs, and getting used to finding buttons in places that are no longer intuitive. When change is just change for the sake of change (money)... or making stuff bigger... I don't need this.

I hate it even more when people try to force me into their preferences, because then they think that my efforts will be for them instead of my own minority. It makes me want to keep my old stuff even more when people insult me into becoming like them, because I'm glad that I'm different than those assholes.

Enjoy your own stuff. I owe nothing to anyone.

I ended up making a torrent with a quality standard against the rules, a WebRip with a simple watermark. Not ideal but all other versions where dead... I was met with such hate that I'm starting to wonder if it's worth bothering posting torrents on that snobbish site at all... But that would reward the people trying to bully me even when I respect the rules, and it would only punish the people who are like me... So I make art to vent... to cope... for revenge... and for fun~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 18 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Trigun ~ Kuroneko Sama ~ Black cat ~ Shut up haters

Pleasing everybody is impossible. We all have different needs, so we don't always find what we want. Get used to it. If I wanted to offer the most popular, I'd have to buy cats and put videos on YouTube. But I don't want to shovel their shit and I don't want yours either. (Kuroneko Sama ~ Trigun)

Black cat ~ Kuroneko sama from Trigun ~ Cat videos are the most popular ~ Impossible to please everybody ~ Shut up haters

That's a warning to haters for when I offer torrents in the video format that some don't like... again.

Being mean to me won't make me see your greatness or motivate me to devote my efforts to you. It will just show me that you're an arrogant asshole and that I'm better of staying humble. The people who nag me this way are oblivious to the fact that they might not be the majority, and if there was only one choice allowed and forced on everyone, they might be extremely miserable.

Especially if they can't stand that they are people different than them even though they get what they want anyway... Can you imagine how badly they would throw a childish tantrum if the tables where turned and their choice was taken away? Think about that before forcing your opinion on others. You might be the wrong one being screwed over. And getting your choice granted could make you even more miserable than you thought you could be.

Enjoy your own stuff and be damn grateful that we have many choices to pick from.

Lisa Of Shades
Art: 9 May 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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