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10 second Tom ~ Forgetful amnesiac
Deadpool ~ Breast cancer
Deadpool ~ Worse than cancer face
Breast cancer ~ Don't block the lymph nodes
Deadpool ~ Taco
Deadpool ~ Gun safety
Wonka meme ~ Dementia ~ Old
Wonka meme ~ Dementia ~ Insane
Wonka meme ~ Cancer
Marijuana salad
Pot tea teapot
Brain & nervous system



10 second Tom ~ Forgetful amnesiac

I wish I could forget...
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU HI, I'M TOM!
(10 second Tom from 50 first dates)

10 second Tom from 50 first dates ~ I wish I could forget ~ Be careful what you Hi I'm Tom! (wish for) ~ Forgetful amnesiac, amnesia

He's from the movie "50 first dates" with Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler. She forgets everything that happened after her accident every time she wakes up. But when she meets Tom being taken care of in a center, he forgets every 10 seconds, saying hi several times in a row... It could have been worse. Tom still lives a happy life. The conversation went kinda like this:

Doctor: "You where in an accident."
Tom: "It's awful..." Tom starts to panic and asks a lot of question.
Doctor: "Don't worry you'll forget soon."
Tom: "What? How can I possibly... Hi, I'm Tom!"

But it's a hard way to live. You can't plan ahead or even remember your loved ones... Wasting time learning the same basic things everyday just to function, it feels like discovering life anyway, but a limited memory limits the good stuff too.

I saw a meme about someone who wished they could forget the videogames and shows so he could enjoy the mysterious epic trill all over again. It was simpler to make the quote sound regretful, like a broken heart or shame... Learn from it, how to handle it better or avoid it... how to be a better person... Or it would happen all over again in what would seem like a very short life. No need to forget the past to appreciate the present and embrace the future. Just accept what happened and move on.

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Lisa Of Shades
Art & Text: 16 April 2016
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Deadpool ~ Breast cancer

Breast cancer survivor in bikini armor: "I lost a breast to cancer. Can I still be loved & desired now that I'm disfigured...?"

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool (Hug Jackman's instagram): "Bitch please. You're so hot! I mean... Yes ma'am!"

Deadpool. Got cancer. Became cancer. Became immortal.

(Milsse. Design by T. A¨mma¨t Ryan Reynolds)

Deadpool ~ Ryan Reynolds ~ Breast cancer survivor in bikini armor ~ one breast woman ~ Bitch please ~ Yes ma'am!

Milsse – design by T. A¨mma¨t
Brave breast cancer survivors model in swimsuits created for single-breasted women at boredpanda.

Ryan Reynolds is unrecognizable as he's pictured wearing scarred prosthetics for the first time on set of Deadpool in Vancouver at dailymail


I didn't write "cancer took my breast" because the doctor took it... by being too incompetent to heal cancer without cutting and poisoning you with chemo. People reversed it with natural foods and even bicarbonate.

Ryan Reynolds reveals his disfigured prosthetic face for the first time with the most beautiful smile.

Having a scar from cancer can make you feel disfigured; I've seen some shocking photos... But Deadpool truly is disfigured. Every single cell of his body probably became cancerous... So he basically became cancer. And yet he's immortal. During the movie, when he gains his superpower, he gets accelerated healing... but it also accelerates his cancer that takes over completely... What if he was always a mutant and his mutation was an immortal cancer... That's why nothing could cure him and it was so aggressive... Deadpool is said to not be a true mutant because he's just an experiment... But I prefer the theory that his cancer was a mutation. I saw it in this video:

COMIC THEORY: Is DEADPOOL a Mutant?? || Comic Misconceptions || NerdSync at YouTube.

Tumors is the body's last hope for survival as toxins are sealed in flesh instead of fat. So the true cancer is putting toxins in your body when they don't belong there, and not letting your body detox itself to avoid stinking... Antiperspirant blocks vital survival mechanisms, pick deodorants instead... But since I stopped eating toxic junk, grains, corn, soy, sugars and anything artificial... with lots of greens... I don't need anything because greens have been used as an internal deodorant. Ginger and turmeric neutralizes the foul smell of meat, enhancing the flavor, and it works inside you as well. They're super foods.

Enjoy~


Why doesn't Deadpool's healing ability heal his skin? at movies.stackexchange.

"In the Deadpool movie when Wade's mutant cells get activated, his skin changes so he looks like Freddy Krueger (As Weasel referred too). But he obtains healing abilities and his cancer gets cured because of it. He's become an immortal person which can heal any wound super fast. But why doesn't his skin heal so he would look like before?"

"It didn't cure his cancer. It gave him both super healing and super cancer."

So... What if it's one and the same... Cancer made him immortal.

There's good in everything, but with great power... comes a great price. Even if you are irresponsible with it. (That's a Spiderman reference.)

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art & Text: 16 April 2016
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Deadpool ~ Worse than cancer face


Deadpool: "Nothing can be worse than this cancer face."
Woman covered with tumors: "Bitch please. I have Von Recklinghausen's disease AND breast Cancer."

Always feel grateful. Even the worst can still be worse.

(Deadpool. Woman covered with tumors.)

Deadpool ~ Cancer face ~ Even the worst can still be worse ~ Woman with breast cancer and von Recklinghausen's disease, covered with tumors ~ Bitch please

Von Recklinghausen's disease + Breast Cancer = One bad situation at trialx.

"She underwent a radical mastectomy as well as chemotherapy and beat breast cancer, however the von Recklinghausen's continued to plague her body with non-cancerous tumors."

Someone will probably want to sit on that face anyway too.
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Lisa Of Shades
Art & Text: 16 April 2016
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Breast cancer ~ Don't block the lymph nodes

Breast cancer. It looks like the problem came from the armpit first. The lymphatic system helps the body get rid of toxins. Stopping this vital process with antiperspirants might be deadly. If it could really come out somewhere else, it would. Deodorant aren't as bad but still unnatural.

Green vegetables and adding ginger & turmeric to meat neutralizes odors internally. It's so good at detoxing that eating healthy cured cancer successfully! Cancer happens when we poison ourselves faster than the body can detox.

Without fat and tumors to seal the toxins, you'd be dead already from eating junk, smoking & radiations...

Breast cancer ~ lymph nodes in armpit ~ antiperspirants deodorants ~ lymphatic system ~ cure cancer naturally ~ greens, ginger, turmeric

Source of the images:

Breast cancer at wikipedia.

Breast cancer, the number one killer of women at infonews.


When I saw those two pictures together... It became obvious that something wrong is going on in the armpit area... Maybe using antiperspirant instead of just deodorant is not a good idea. If the body could really detox somewhere else, it would in the first place. Stopping the body from getting rid of toxins let them accumulate, if they need to be taken out it's because they cause damage in. Greens and using ginger & turmeric with eat is a natural internal deodorant. Healthy natural diets even cured cancer successfully. Stop poisoning yourself. Without fat and tumors to seal the toxins, you'd be dead already.


The awful truth about eating grains at mercola.

Basically they cause cancer, especially processed grains, being void of nutrition and too high in sugar, they cause inflammation and are a burden on the body. Corn is a grain. Making them GMO didn't help, if they where spliced with a healing plant maybe it would be okay, but Monsanto merged them with a virus that secretes poison to save money on pesticides... But it works on people... just slowly.

Enjoy greens~ but not raw soy that wasn't properly fermented... and preferably none at all.

Soy and the pill have female hormones that can confuse and screw up your natural glands, breaking a viable balance, even if you are a man.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art & Text: 16 April 2016
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Deadpool ~ Taco

"Let's cuddle and eat tacos!" Deadpool. Cuddling with Ryan Reynolds would be totally worth the explosive diarrhea. There are worse ways to die.
(Avoid grains & corn!)

Let's cuddle and eat tacos! ~ Deadpool Ryan Reynolds ~ Explosive diarrhea ~ would be totally worth it ~ explosive diarrhea ~ there are worse ways to die.

I found a T-shirts "Let's eat tacos". I've always been reluctant of his food choices because I realized that it's not the spiciness that makes me sick, it's the corn! And it's really, really bad, even more since they made a GMO, splicing that mutant with a virus that secretes poison... Stupid Monsanto. You need to eat too...

I think that getting lung cancer from smoking, or second hand cancer by allowing someone to smoke near me, would be a worse death. Because it's slower... You suffocate for years because your lungs are too damaged.

My gut hurt as if I was trying to digest razor blades and my ass ended up itchy and bleeding profusely when my adrenal glands where too exhausted to make anti inflammation anymore... I found out that the grains and corn where responsible for my "irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)" which is fancy doctor jargon for "Your gut is irritated, but I don't know why."

I discovered it by accident because I was so desperate to save my kidneys that I banned everything that wasn't completely natural... I got better but still felt off... until I forgot to buy canned corn for weeks to add to my veggies and meat stews... It hit me when I restarted eating corn.

I can eat spicy food now. If I avoid corn and wheat, and add freshly frozen hot peppers, ginger and turmeric to a veggie sauté with fresh meat and sweet potato noodles (it feels like eating gummies!) with peanut butter and chicken bone broth to make the spicy sauce... I don't get sick from that. I can eat spicy... It's the grains that are nasty.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art & Text: 16 April 2016
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Deadpool ~ Gun safety

Deadpool. He can shoot his own dick off by accident and it will grow back. But yours cannot. Learn to handle guns safely.
(5 people did it in 3 years)
(Movie poster: Wait 'til you get a load of me. Deadpool.)

Deadpool movie poster crotch gun ~ Shot dick off by accident ~ Can't regenerate ~ Handle guns safely

At least five Americans accidentally shot off their penises since 2010 deathandtaxesmag.

That's natural selection culling out the stupid at its best.

There was a very impressive publicity for kids decades ago. A robot child was doing acrobatics through a factory full of power saws. Playing monkey bars until he lost an arm. He picks it up and clips it back on, saying "I can put my arm back on, but you cannot, play safely."

It always impressed me. But it didn't stop children from running after a train and losing a leg. They hated trains after that but I blame and hate stupidity instead. Unless it castrates people... then I'm kinda glad. It's be even better if they where dead. Someone that stupid is a danger to everyone.

Shooting their own dick off didn't reduce the overpopulation but at least it prevents worsening it... and I guess he'll have a hard a harder time fucking up others the way he screwed himself. It doesn't really matter whether he learned his lesson or not, since there's probably nothing left to gun off.

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Lisa Of Shades
Art: 16 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Wonka meme ~ Dementia ~ Old

VITAMIN B DEFICIENCY CAUSES DEMENTIA? NAH, YOU'RE JUST OLD.

Creepy condescending Wonka ~ B complex deficiency ~ vitamin b3 niacin, B12, choline ~ pellagra, anemia, dementia, Alzheimer ~ not old age

More info: Health ~ Nutrition ~ Vitamins & minerals ~ B3

The body doesn't just need fuel, but specific materials to renew every different types of cells. Every 6-7 years it's a whole new you. Nutritional deficiencies can build up slowly, but the effects aren't old age, even though it's always dismissed as such and given the name of some gibberish disease without a known cause.

But the cause is very simple. The brain either lacked what you need to make a brain and function, or you got harmful toxins that hindered it (mercury fumes from dental filling, brain allergies... food causing symptoms in the brain instead of the lungs...), or all at once.

The brain is a ball of nerves insolated by fat. Nerves are made and maintained by vitamin B. A really bad deficiency of vitamin B3 is called Pellagra. Classically described by "the four Ds": diarrhea, dermatitis, dementia and death.

This is known. But doctors are only trained in drugs and scalpels, so they don't prescribe nutrients when people get the symptoms of dementia. But it's preventable, and even reversible... But you might not recover the memories lost in neurons that died before transferring the knowledge to a new neuron. But if it's only the link letting you access them that was lost, you'll recover brain function. Copying memories in newer cells happens during sleep, that's why it's important to get plenty and that you'd die in only 11 days without sleep. After becoming extremely insane from confusion and suffering. The paranoia is justified even if we can't properly identity the cause.

So forget calories, eat as much nutrients as you can to rebuild your body a new in a better way. Otherwise you'll degenerate... but not from old age... but from accumulated neglect and malnutrition. Who knows how long we'd actually be able to live if we had a healthy lifestyle all our life. But it's not the length of life that matters, but the quality. It's not the quantity of food that matters, but the quality of its nutrients and absence of toxins and everything that your body can't handle safely, even if health fads claim that it's good for you, because we all have the same need... but we don't break the balance the same way. What would be too much for someone might not be enough for another. But as long as it's living foods, it's a good start.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 22 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Wonka meme ~ Dementia ~ Insane

VITAMIN B DEFICIENCY CAUSES DEMENTIA? NAH, YOU JUST NEED A LOBOTOMY, ELECTROSHOCKS AND ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

Creepy condescending Wonka ~ B complex deficiency ~ vitamin b3 niacin, B12, choline ~ pellagra, anemia, dementia, schizophrenia ~ not insane

What ignorant people claiming to be specialists did to "help" people they didn't even understand is beyond horrific.

I wrote plenty about it there:
Health ~ Conspiracies ~ Folly of psychiatry

A healthy mind in a healthy body... Because your head is part of your body. Your emotions are the result of nerve stimulation. If you feel bad, then your body is simply not healthy. Take care of it better and your problems won't seem as insurmountably depressing anymore... But there is no joy to be found in malnutrition, sleep deprivation and being poisoned... No matter how much garbage you can eat to compensate being famished... You'll always be hungry on a cellular level until you eat the nutrients that you need to function. And without them, you won't even be able to burn energy, think clearly, or stop assholes from making it worse for you claiming they know better than you how to help.

Your life is your responsibility. Take it or die. Or worse, be tortured by people even stupider than you who'll gladly grab the power that you surrender to them... in pleasant way for them... but hell itself for you... and death will seem like the only relief...

But true relief is to finally fulfill the basic needs that you've been overlooking for more superficial things.

Get your priorities at the right place, and don't let anyone destroy you, not even yourself.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 22 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Wonka meme ~ Cancer

TOXINS & RADIATIONS CAUSE CANCER? THE ONLY CURE MUST BE TOXINS & RADIATIONS.

Creepy condescending Wonka ~ Cancer, toxins, radiations, drugs, chemotherapy, mammography ~ Cure with greens bicarbonate detox

If you want to know how to take care of yourself, watch the movies "Food matters" and "Hungry for change". It's a good start.

Everybody knows what causes cancer! Toxins such as smoking that poisons you to death. So you have to stop poisoning yourself to prevent and reverse cancer... which is just a last resort survival mechanism to seal the toxins into tumors.. But the problem is having poisons circulating in your entire body and life style... more than your body can handle.

So obviously you stop the poisons and increases what helps you survive and detox (green vegetables are the best at dragging crap out)

But doctors have a mind set of destroying what they don't like... so they poison you even more hoping to kill the "bad cells" but all they do is make it harder on your cells to handle the poisons, by adding more. That's why the cancer returns, because all that those carcinogenic "cures" did is stop your immune system from making tumors to seal the poisons... they didn't stop you from being poisoned, they make it worse!

People used vegetables and banned toxins from their life and cured their cancer successfully. I greatly improved my adrenal fatigue this way. Call it the way you want, even madness and laziness, but now I can breathe, walk, and smile without needing excruciating efforts resulting in full body pains for weeks. You want to be healthy, live healthy. You want to get cancer, cancer treatments are known to cause cancer, why the hell would you want to go for that when even doctors wouldn't!

Doing nothing would be better.

The only possible way that cancer treatments can seem to improve you, is because they destroy your kidneys until you become unable to eat the crap that gave you cancer...

Look into the Gerson therapy, he had a way bigger success rate with much more advanced cased than toxic medicine, from using vegetables (and coffee enemas but I wouldn't do that). And since you can't make billions out of curing people with greens the way you do when killing them with poisons, they poisoned him with arsenic twice until they killed him!!!

Then they do charities to help find a magic pill cure... Do you really think that they will invent some pill that will allow you to smoke many packs a day and have lungs as clean as a baby's bottom, NO! They'll be black like an ashtray, hindering breathing functions, and the cell will absorb those toxic fumes and try to multiply in the middle of the sewers and it won't go well... A pill can't replace decades of neglect and abuse...

The tumor isn't the problem... it's your last cure. Your last home before your overly poisoned body dies... Before that the toxins are sealed in fat. THAT's why people get obese on artificial junk, because it's so toxic that the body can't even shit it out nor use it.. they're not being lazy... they simply don't get the food they need to function. You might as well inject silicone under their skin... and expect them to get energy from that... Not all fat is the same... and what people have in their fat isn't fat soluble vitamin reserves, or even energy reserves... It's the foulest poison. Without fat and tumors, all those chemicals made in a laboratory artificially to fool your senses and addict you instead to nourish you would kill an entire population instantly.

Stop blaming your body and start blaming everything that you put in, on and near it.

If you find living in the middle of microwaves convenient, expect to end up as fried as your battery.


Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 22 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Marijuana salad

Marijuana. Pot is a medicinal plant IF you eat it raw. Burning turns the healing substances into toxins that wreck your brain. It destroys vital antioxidants. The green plant is good for you. But smoking weed is a crime against the true goodness that nature has to offer.

Woman eating a marijuana salad ~ Pot is a medicinal plant when eaten raw ~ Don't smoke, eat ~ Burning destroys healing antioxidants

I lost the link of the page I read for more details, but that's clear enough already.

Anything overcooked, fried or burnt to ashes looses the living elements that should be transferred into your body to prolong your life... instead you get rancid toxic death chemicals that becomes even more toxins to clean out than your own dead cells.

You can't replace dead cells by even deader cells.

Enjoy raw food~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 9 May 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Pot tea teapot

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Pot tea pot ~ Cannabis, marijuana ~ Grandmother ghost ~ Home intruder dies after snoring human ashes from funeral urns.

Pot tea teapot.

Eat cannabis raw to preserve its healing properties, or at least make a tea. Smoking it destroys marijuana's goodness. Fumes and ashes are nutritionally worthless and toxic. It's as unhealthy as snoring your grandmother's ashes.

I wonder if human ashes can get you high and if someone was stupid enough to try it.

"It killed me..."

"Home intruder dies after snoring human ashes from funeral urns."

For true wellbeing. Eat all the nutrients to function properly. The nerves in your brain are made of vitamin B and C, with fresh fats to cushion them. You'll also be able to make wiser decisions...


Comments

For the second image with the woman: I replaced cocaine by a piece of human ashes, added an urn and the horrified grandmother ghost behind it.

Toxic fumes aren't any better than ashes.

Home intruder dies after snoring human ashes from funeral urns at smileshappen.

I wish it was a joke, but even if it is, someone tried I'm sure.

Don't neglect and abuse yourself, ending up miserable in the ditch that you dug for yourself. Don't try to use drugs to force our brain higher than a kite when it can't even do the basics. Fulfill your vital needs and you won't be that stupidly desperate.

Enjoy green veggies, fresh meat and nuts~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 18 June 2016
Text: 19 June 2016

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Brain & nervous system

Your brain. Is all over your body.

Your brain. Is all over your body. ~ Nervous system, nerves

I saw a poster saying "Your brain is your body". Maybe it's phrased better. Because every cell has a mini brain with its own needs, sending messages between organs. The brain is just the post office that coordinates everything. It's made of nerves but they reach all over the body.

Someone at reddit made a joke: "so deep down we all look like the flying spaghetti monster".

I needed the image for my article in the new brain subsection:

Health ~ Brains ~ The pain of sensitive intelligent introverts

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
8 January 2017

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