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Abandoned building falling apart
My Little Pony ~ Murder
Stalking actors
Deadpool ~ Talk about anything
Deadpool ~ Gun ~ Easily Offended
Joker & Deadpool ~ Insane characters
Hitler holding hands with a little girl
Hitler's painting of Mary with Jesus
Hitler with bunny ears
Batman is a bully
Batman now kiss joker



Abandoned building falling apart

Sign: Apartment for rent. Phone number: Ass-hole.
Landlord neglecting repairs. If you don’t care about your own building
why should I?

Abandoned building falling apart ~ Tenant problems with landlord ~ For rent sign ~ repairs

I had problems with my landlord neglecting repairs. Letting me freeze in winter without heat even though it's supposed to be included, so all the more reasons to repair it. Letting my faucet drip for so long that the counter rots so badly that the new one had to be glued on to stay there without moving... All really urgent stuff that he made me wait a too long time.

I do the repairs myself as much as I can, it spares me to have to let dangerously idiotic incompetent and even aggressive repair guys into my home... Anything to save a buck... But when the guy charge half the price but have to redo the work 3 times because the solder fails and there's water damaging everything... that's just not worth it...

So I finally got pissed because I dared to ask for a repair that was not life threatening but really annoyed me, water hammers... I bought the arrester... The landlord didn't come to check, and he accused me of having imaginary problems and causing him problems, and having to pay many people over and pay them for not doing work... that never happened... if it did, they committed fraud... and I should be the one blamed for it.

The repair guy failed to come when the noise was happening, even though he was repairing something in another apartment, and hours later when it finally stopped he couldn't hear it. But when I'm trying to sleep and living there for hours, it can be as maddening as a dripping faucet, but louder! He heard it once but said it's normal, but everyone else I called and my research online stated that it can be a big problem, can explain why the faucets and valves keep breaking all the time everywhere, and the pipe can even explode open in the wall from the hits. And it's just annoying like hell! Well, what did I hope for when the landlord won't even repair the heat and let me catch pneumonia... (I improved my health and bought a mini electric heater for emergencies, but at the time I got really sick... and it cost me a lot of money.)

In the end the noise slowly faded, probably air that got in the pipes and finally managed to escape after people kept opening exists by using it... But I still won't use the hot water in the kitchen. I'd rather freeze my hands than deal with that imbecile that would rather question my sanity than his inexistent knowledge... to justify his negligence...

I can't repair it by myself, since I can't close the water in the whole building to put the silencer cushion before the valve, because it's 10 time the price to have a size that fits after it... But I can choose to stop giving a damn about that asshole's opinion, because I have better things to do. My landlord might even know that his defamation is nonsense too, and chose to insult me so I'd back off and he could avoid spending money...

But I can chose to deny him a raise in the rent.

I can choose not to care about his opinion.

And I can even choose to stop using hot water so the damn tic tic tic will stop! If it's metal expansion from heat, the arrester wouldn't even work anyway... so I got a refund for the thing, I bought myself nice funny things instead, and I made this posters...

Tenants, you're not alone, there are a lot of shitty landlords...

And landlords... for one time you have a good caring tenant who pay his rent on time always, take care of at least your own damn building. Or the good ones are going to leave your neglected shit hole, and good luck with the bad ones. And that's what is happening. Someone left the building in the middle of their contract. Then he's going to allow some loud shitty low life in that is going to ruin the quality of life of other good tenants, then good luck getting rent from junkies.

No wonder people move so often, the only way to have repairs is to leave so the landlord have to do them to impress the next guy. I lived here for 18 years!!! I asked for help les than 5 times. No wonder people move every year! No wonder people fuck up their home and don't care. It's a never ending vicious cycle of people not giving a shit, and people who stop trying to care because people don't even care about their own stuff.

And then people whine that their life is shit. I tried, really hard, but there's a limit of what I can do with someone refusing to cooperate while having more power than me. So I earn the right to complain. Now I will move on.

Enjoy your own stuff and take care of it, or don't and watch it turn to shit.

UPDATE:

When he came to renew my lease, he was all apologetic and nice, promising me to do the repairs this summer. I knew that it was bullshit, I didn't care anymore. I'd rather live with the inconvenient of my home than him and the foolish people that he sends to make repairs. He said that it's hard to find a good repair guy; I told him to google it and pay the price. If you try to save a few bucks, you'll get what you pay for. Professionals won't screw up and require redoing the job three freaking times!!! He caused a leak and damage to my stuff, because he didn't even know how to solder. He even asked me to make him dinner. It took 3 days to do what a pro did in 10 minutes! The landlord ended up paying 5 times the price when he thought he'd pay half what others ask per hour. Stop trying to find someone of your own Chinese nationality and hire a local who has his cards and experience.

Sometimes paying more is less... because the troubles that come with it aren't worth it. There are other facts to consider than how much he charges per hour. Competence and knowledge are priceless, especially peace of mind and having someone available. He waited for so long to do the repair on my leaky counter faucet that the counter got destroyed and it took much longer. He insulted my sanity by email, telling me that I imagine problems, when he knows that I repair everything I can myself because I'm scared of his maniacs, and wouldn't bother myself bothering him unless it was really critical... When he came face to face he admitted that his repair man just doesn't want to work because he's been waiting for months to do renovations, and when he said that there was no problem in my home, he didn't want to bother... and didn't know.

To this day I'd rather avoid using the banging hot water in my wall and freeze my hands doing the dishes. I go get some boiling water from the bath if I need to. When I had torturous headaches that just made me want to regret living, and that the wall banged for hours, it was hell, because my bed is against that wall with no other places to put it... I'm so happy that I know that it's the hot water now. Now I have the choice. It could be fixed... But I'd rather freeze my hands than deal with those stupid careless people. And someone competent is so expensive...

Well, I guess that's the joys of renting: the repairs are not my problem.

18 years ago before coming to leave here, the kitchen floor was insalubrious, and they promised me to redo it before I moved in. It's still not done. I covered the pointy ends with tape and carpets... I don't want to live in the renovations, move my fragile furniture around, and get the cheapest floor that will break after a month like it did in the laundry room... I just raise my head and avoid looking at the floor. Actually I put posters on it, so now it's awesome. Hahaha!

I wish putting a poster on a noisy pipe worked too. I'd put some on people's mouths. Do research before insulting someone's sanity and intelligence.

Other tenants ran off in the middle of their lease and now the landlord is losing money this year. That's what happens when you threat people like shit even though you're the asshole.

"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail".
If you're an asshole, everyone looks like shit.

Don't trust promises until they're actually done. Especially from someone wanting to take your money in advance. Avoid.

Thankfully there are laws and regulations. Use them to defend yourself. I did once, he never went brutal on me again. Just because I'm nice and agreeable doesn't mean that I can't bite back, hard.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 8 February 2016
Text: 11 February 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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My Little Pony ~ Murder

When I try to cheer up the blank faces of people so I won't die of boredom:
Pinkie Pie: "Weee! Let’s have fun and smile~ *giggles*"
Others: "Annoying fool."

How I am when I stop trying:
Pinkie Pie with a knife in her mouth: "Murder would get rid of those frowns faster."

Be grateful. I use my genius to find ways to cheer you up. I wish you could laugh with me, instead of at me. Laughter is contagious, but your meanness can be too. Don’t bully the people who are nice to you.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic ~ Pinkie Pie ~ Goofy cheerful, straight hairs, angry, bullying, stupid, simple joys

Pinkie Pie is the most cheerful pony from the cartoon "My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic". She helps the whole town be in a warm and friendly mood everyday. She seems stupid but it takes a lot of brilliance to come up with so much random stuff. Sure her jokes aren't always good but it's admirable that she never stops trying... But something she does... And she reverts back to the extremely gloomy temper running in her family.

The second image is a montage I made with an animated gif I found:
Pinkie pie walking with a knife at iambrony.

She doesn't go that far... But when she snaps, she can be the scariest. I tried to be the clown because I was always feeling pain and distress... I couldn't handle my own so seeing others suffer was just too unbearable... I tried to cheer people up, maybe because if they where pleased, I wouldn't get the hateful treatments that I was getting at home from my frustrated mother, but people thought that I was weird and ridiculous, so they bullied me too... and the more I tried to make people happy, the more they took advantage of it in the most cruel ways... until I snapped. I never killed anyone, but my jokes became dark.

Or maybe they always where and that's why people saw me as a freak. Yeah there's definitely something wrong with me, making it worse by giving me shit about it isn't going to make the world any safer. I expected to snap and go on a killing spree years ago... Instead I just simply stop to try to be good with people who are bad with me. My mother told me that I deserve it, that I must be nicer, but that only rewards cruelty and enable abuse... Avoid, ignore, forget. Even if the whole world is against you, you can still take care of yourself.

So now I make myself laugh. Take it or leave it.

Enjoy~ Or not.
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 8 February 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Stalking actors

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Stalking actors ~ Jack Nicholson eating a sandwich ~ Robot Chicken joke, Starbuck coffee, little mermaid ~ stalker woman dark halley

How people see actors:
“You made a movie I liked... Now I can know everything about your private life.”

It’s as disrespectful and stupid as thinking:
“You made a coffee I liked at your job... Then I can stalk you home.”
Creepy shadow man following woman: " More... coffee..."

Fuck off, creep!
You already got more than you deserve.

Comments

Just because Jack Nicholson played in the movie The Shinning doesn't give us the right to see him in his private life, topless with his man boobs eating a sandwich in all his glory. I always found it disturbing how people stalk actors, relentlessly. Reading articles about them is encouraging their harassment. I do read IMDb and I feel guilty about it, I hope it's information that they gave willingly, not embarrassing pictures that violate their privacy. I merged a joke by Robot Chicken joke about "Starbuck Coffee" with "the Little mermaid" movie. Have some respect for the people you love. You don't own them, I bet you don't even own their movies legally, so fuck off!

Enjoy what they give you willingly. That's more than you deserve.

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 8 February 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Deadpool ~ Talk about anything

I can talk about anything you like.
Deadpool: "Cool story bro!"
But not the way you want me to.

Deadpool ~ cool story bro ~ thumbs up ~ I can talk about anything but not the way you want me to ~ easily offended

This is for easily offended people. You can't expect everyone to look at everything from the same angle as you do, the same way and with the same feelings. Be grateful that someone wants to talk about the same thing as you, that sure is a start to reach a common understanding, and at least they're keeping you company, try to be a bearable one while sharing your opinions, or don't expect people to eat your shit with a smile worshipping your every words.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 7 March 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Deadpool ~ Gun ~ Easily offended


I'm "sorry" that I've offended you. Let me rephrase my personal tastes, opinions & life choices into an actual attack against you. So you can enjoy feeling even more righteous while denying my right to exist.

Deadpool ~ Easily offended you ~ opinions tastes life choices ~ discrimination

Some people are so intolerant that they wouldn't be satisfied until the person kills themselves, and some bullies try (don't they all?) and harass someone until they commit suicide... But the victims should have punched them in the mouth instead, or in the throat, it's harder to nag when you can't breathe. Kindness would be wasted on the people trying to murder you. Hurt them right back, don't make it easy and fun for them. You're doomed to hell anyway, so fight back until they leave you in peace!

Deadpool isn't going to die even if he kills himself, his regenerative powers makes him immortal, so he probably could blows his brains out just for the laughs. He's completely insane because of the hell he went through, his charming personality, and how his body is mutilated with cancer cells, outside and probably inside too... and his brain is regenerating too fast for his mind to stay on tracks. So we can't blame him for coping with crazy humor.

It's useless to argue about what is our favorite color in the rainbow, because everyone would be right to choose for themselves. You can't argue about how a person feels about something, they always are the best person to know because, even if they are mistaken to feel this way, they still DO feel this way.

It's pointless to argue about what color a rainbow is with a person who's color blind... But you can try to explain how you see it. You can compare red to fire and blue to ice so they would understand the concept of color. But you can't argue that they should be able to see it, because they cannot do what they can't, and you should respect their limitations, not make a mockery of it, because you're not perfect either. Blind people can often hear better to compensate, because the part of their brain that analyzes images can be used for sounds instead, since they don't have the option to do otherwise anyway, they learn to perceive.

Everyone can perceive, but differently, and just because you can doesn't mean that you notice everything... Someone else could have had a better view than you while yours was too narrow and blocked by other things. It's pointless to argue about the core identity of someone, and if you want to attack it, people can give you the same attitude... then you'll taste how it truly feels like to be offended.

So save the complaints until it happens and don't jump to conclusions... or you could provoke your worst fear to happen... and meet an opponent who's more skilled at the bullying game than you. Just because someone doesn't do it doesn't mean that they can't, masters often hold back because they know they're just too far above and don't want to hurt someone needlessly, because they got wisdom along with their skill, while they polished it.

People who scream the loudest are often those who know little and feel threatened by the unknown, because they are scared to go explore it... The people who do aren't bothered by novelty, they embrace it as something new to experiment with. They're curious and fascinated to own a new knowledge and strength. Don't be a small dog yapping at everything, true strength is calm and silent... becuse it's easier to aim properly when you're focussed instead of blinded by rage.

Going against people who know better than you is as pointless as going against someone who refuses to understand. Like a genius playing chess with a pigeon. He'll just kick down all the pieces, shit on the board, and walk away victorious. Some people can help you broaden your horizons when you share your views with reasonable arguments, but some people aren't worth arguing with... it can still be fun though. But it can end up exhausting and painful for both.

Even if you succeed to convince them to mindlessly do exactly like you, they still won't be you... You'd be losing their unique skills that could help you.

Be careful what you wish for by demanding only one way by force, yours wouldn't necessarily be winner.

Maybe old grannies would win, by attacking us with foul smelling dentures. If everyone spent their days knitting, there would be no food in grocery stores, only balls of yarns... and even cats would get tired of it after a while.

If I only did things when I feel at my best... I wouldn't come up with funny weird stuff while I'm delirious from exhaustion, hahaha.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 7 March 2016
Text: 7+8 April 2016

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Joker & Deadpool ~ Insane characters

Insane characters. Are insanely popular. But when meeting an actually insane person, everybody loses their minds fearing for their lives! Weak-minded hypocrites. You’re not even worth killing.

Joker & Deadpool ~ Everyone loses their minds fearing for their lives ~ hypocrites love insane but won't befriend

I think the image is from popular cosplayers who made a web series or something...

The movie Deadpool beat records... because he's vulgar without politically correct platitudes and completely insane... and that's so funny... But when people meet each other, they are easily offended, they can't stand any topics weirder than how sunny is the weather today (and it better be sunny if you mention it), and insane people are discriminated against, drugged into oblivion, locked up, tortured, mutilated, abused... The endless fun that their weird mind can provide is completely wasted.

No one can stand being in the same room as me... even less being my friend... there's no way I can be irreproachable at all times... I'd go "insaner"... and not in a fun way... Without morbid jokes to cope as an outlet... I'd snap and go on a killing spree for sure... Well, maybe not, I apparently have a good self control. People bully others and that's considered normal!?... And constantly gossiping in people's back is seen as harmless fun but it's stabbing people in the back... But if I make a weird comment about life in their faces but without being about the person, just absurd or dark humor... people freak out (actually that's the whole point, freaking out is fun! I love spiders, they're so cuddly cute. Well, maybe not cuddly, but cute, and useful! I hate bugs, spiders aren't bugs, they're arachnids. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.)

I guess people don't like freaky stuff. They seem to enjoy their blank boring faces... But that freaks me out, it feels like being surrounded by ghosts... I love to freak the hell out of them, that makes them livelier. But actually I just shared my dark past with someone and he looked at me as if I was a monster... for things that OTHERS did to me... People are full of shit... I don't know how to be nice with people even if I wanted to (apparently because I really wanted to most of my life)... I'm just way too ANGRY!!!

I try to hide it with a smile and try to laugh at my own misery, but... it's there. It's in everyone. People are frustrated because they can't get everything that they want right away... I'm angry because people abused my kindness... They gave me hatred claiming to love me... they tried to harm me claiming to protect me... They refused to give me what they demanded... They betrayed their own words breaking promises just to bait me... No wonder I'm confused, fucked up, angry and insane. Damn manipulative hypocrites ripped my trust, heart and mind apart. I owe so much ass kicking to so many people... I don't know where to start! And I don't see the point... It's not like I can kick the assholes out of people. It'd feel good to try though... I really should put my limit sooner and more assertively... I guess I have such a kind nature by default that it's hard for me... and people take advantage of it until I only have madness and anger left.

They think I'm a water well of infinite kindness and affection, where you can shit as much as you want and it still tastes good after... But there are no people like that... and I reached my breaking point ages ago.

Well, I guess as long as I don't go on a killing spree, people can just walk away and I'll do my gruesome jokes on my own. I don't mind talking to myself, at least someone listen and answers.

Hello, me!

Hello~

Hahaha, the mind has coping mechanism and will do what it has to do to survive and hold on. People who get isolated in sensory deprivation chambers starts to hallucinate quickly... because the brain needs sensory stimulations... and will create them like dreams instead to just shut down (and maybe die?). Prisoners in complete isolation end up creating a whole life in their mind. After years some truly believe it... And they're seen as insane, but they are calm and probably would scream constantly otherwise... The coping mechanism isn't the problem... The problem is what pushed someone to keep balance this way. I like to write the stories that I come up with, I know the difference between mundane life and my stories... Making them complete science fiction with a character completely different from my own body makes it easy to tell.

It's foolish to reject someone because you are scared that they would use their evil to hurt you, because then you just give them a reason, instead to show them better for a change. I'm insane but I'm not mindless. I'm emotionally unstable because I lack friends who would support me, I wouldn't hurt someone who's finally kind and considerate to me... at least not on purpose... Everyone hurt everyone. People don't hurt others because they're crazy, and statistically they're more likely to suffer from discrimination, or for being isolated and an easy prey...

I do what I do for a reason. I'm emotionally unstable... because that's just how my life was... Eating crap, literally by eating bad food, sure didn't help my brain to think clearly... and that's not the worst that I had to endure, but I was in constant pain and frail... But even so called sane people can backstab. I wouldn't. I verify first in case I'm taking my fears for reality, and then I'd stab you in the face, honestly without being a hypocrite... so you'd have a chance to run away. And I'd do it to avoid being stabbed... Honestly my body wouldn't waste energy stabbing people for fun... it's not a good enough reason... and jail doesn't sound fun to me. But if I had the choice between dying and killing... I hope that I wouldn't go down without a fight.

So just don't try to murder me and everything will be okay~

Well, it will be fucked up weird, but there's a difference between laughing at gruesome stuff to try to have some joy in life and actually hurting people by doing gruesome stuff to them. The people who do cause pain are usually considered sane and super kind, because they have something to hide and hide it well... Serial killers are usually outstanding members of society... and they need to relieve that pressure somehow... So it's a vicious cycle. Someone who doesn't even try to fit in and just enjoy themselves enough making creepy jokes won't crave going to the murderous extreme to balance being extremely irreproachable.

We all have dark tendencies to be able to kill our food and eat it to survive, and the more someone tries to look sane and nice... the more likely it is that he'll be the complete opposite in his free time, away from witnesses (or they won't live long enough to tell.) So that's actually why I don't care about how I seem, because I'm actually using all my energy trying to keep myself together and not hurt others...

I don't want to be a hypocrite; I'd rather look bad than be bad. I'd rather use al my energy being a good person than seem like a good person. But people can only know what they see... and they don't want to hear disturbing things... To them having a problem is the same as being a problem... And I understand their point... It just sucks for me because it means that because people have been mean to me and fucked me up... then I'm not good enough for the kind happy people... and I'm doomed to only be with fucked up people... and never learn from a saner influence... And I don't know how to spontaneously be a sane balanced person in a mad and disturbing situation... But I do know how to cope with bad things... But I guess I cling to anger and pain by making a mockery of it... Unfortunately... That's the best I could do... And considering how bad people treated me... I guess it could have been worse. I just couldn't do it... Most likely because being sane is boring.

As long as I make dark jokes, everything is fine, because I'm not actually doing it... Just like videogames... It's not when you play violent games or watch violent movies that are the problem... it's when you stop playing to actually doing it for real... it's when you start confusing the layers of realities and start doing it too... I keep my violence where it can't kill anyone. I have to let it out deliberately so it won't jump out on its own the way I don't want to.

Well, playing games and watching movies without taking care of yourself is dangerous, playing for days without eating or sleeping would make anyone mad... people even died from it... because the mind has needs to function properly... Anyone who's malnourished and sleep deprived would end up confused, referred to as psychotic... So try to balance things... Doing shitty arts is my own way of keeping quiet. Doing disturbing jokes and comments is my way of facing reality and keeping control on my own disturbed emotions. I'm not imposing them on anyone, I'm not even posting them on public sites, I own this!

Really it could be worse. Well, I guess people who found peace of mind don't want disturbed people near them... But everyone goes through hardship... even some people that I thought had it super easy and had it all turned out to have contemplated suicide... But then they threat others like shit... and cut them out... instead to give them compassion, help each other out... they reject them the way they feared to be rejected if they dared to reach out... but maybe all they can do to save themselves is run away from any pain as fast as they can... I can't blame then, I'd run from my own if I could. But it's by facing it that I figured out how to take better care of myself.

Even the happiest looking people can ended up thinking about suicide... and they can try to be as happy as they can be trying to overcome their distress... I know I do... Being isolated, people blaming them for bad luck, treating them even more like crap than the crap they already had to deal with... Making it worse on them when they needed help... Looking down on them and crushing them to feel superior... Taking advantage of them to get whatever they want without making an effort... And after all that shit... done to the most vulnerable... You are appalled that some rise up in revolt and end up shooting all those good righteous people who basked in the light... while standing high because they stood on the people who where down in the mud... I don't condone killing sprees... but I sure as hell understand it... especially when I'm super hungry... Damn I want food... I don't feel hungry... But my mind is... I can't think properly... and when I start getting murder urges it's a big sign that I need to hunt something in my refrigerator and eat it.

I just want to have a friend to enjoy creepy stuff with, without hurting each other, or at least caring enough to try to avoid it...

Knowing how mean people are... that they refuse to give what they ask... and won't even do it for themselves... Well, I might as well talk to myself. At least someone care, listen, and the stuff that I answer can be so funny sometimes. But most of the time it's just messed up stuff. In life, stupid crap is in a package deal with brilliance... so I'll do my best to accept it until I can figure out how to do something about it.

I wish I could be better, but that just made it easier to abuse me. So now... I want to be bad~ But I want to be good to the people who are good to me. My motto is "Return what is given to you, no matter if it makes you grateful or vengeful." If I'm messed up, it's my fault... for caring enough to let people's bullshit affect me... but no one is blameless.

It just hurts when I try to do my best for someone and they confuse the bad people I met and me becoming a bad person... I hoped that they would care about my pain but instead they got scared... as if that's all I could give now... But maybe they're right... We are forged by our experiences... Maybe I am bad. After all... I can only relate to villains.

Not setting the world in fire has been a constant struggle at some point... and when I stopped caring about everybody... Instead to blow up in utter evil and spread my unleashed hell... Strangely, I simply stopped to be in pain... and finally found some peace.

Maybe I found peace because I'm having fun spreading hell with demotivational posters.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 7 March 2016
Text: 7+8 April 2016

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Hitler holding hands with a little girl

Hitler was a good person. The worst atrocities aren't committed by evil monsters, but by good people wrongly imposing what they believe is right on others and fighting to get rid of what they perceive as bad. Everyone is this way. You’re not as righteous as you think you are either.

Hitler was a good person. You're not as righteous as you think you are either. ~ Holding hand of a little girl ~ Bad things done by good people

I hope that he's holding her hand peacefully and wasn't a pedophile, I read weird articles... Maybe he was the worst monster that ever existed... but he did good too... and I don't like how people can loose sight of reality and exaggerate without knowing what actually happened. I wanted to know the man's truth... instead to turn him into a myth... He wasn't the boogieman. It's easier to see him that way... because then we don't need to look at what human really are... to admit the darkness that lurks in all of our minds and hearts.

If he was a monster... then we all are.


We all have the secret desire and potential... and many actually do it... and many actually do worse... right before our eyes... right now... and we do nothing... because we benefit from it... because it'd require an effort to stop it and we feel tired and powerless...


I added color because grey is boring... He looks like he's about to pop out of the photo.

I saw a discussion about this photo, about how terrifying this image is... Because it shows that he wasn't evil personified... he was just like us, able to do both good and bad... and evil is in all of us. Our ego wants to think that we're righteous... he did too... and that made him do atrocities... and if we're not careful... we could too... We might be doing them right now thinking we're doing good... While we make people suffer more than hell itself...

Next time you want to attack someone just because you disagree with how they live their own life or who they are... or anything different that they never chose... Like being black or gay... or liking different music or TV shows or file format... think about that.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 10 March 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Hitler's painting of Mary with Jesus.

Hitler's painting of Mary with Jesus. Nothing & nobody is ever pure good or pure bad. The hateful cruelties committed during the Holocaust don't change the fact that this painting was done with love, care and warmth. Everything & everyone is a blend of both.

Hitler's painting, Mary with Jesus ~ Love warmth ~ Hollocaust ~ Yin Yang ~ Good and evil in everyone

I studied arts and I've been told that Hitler got refused to study arts... and that if he'd been accepted, maybe he'd spent his life doing art and the Holocaust would have been avoided. Many years later when I wanted to know more about him, I googled his paintings... I expected them to be full of hatred and scary as hell. But it was the most beautiful loving warmth that I've ever seen in a painting. That's when I understood that the two extremes of good versus evil where a complete fallacy.

Angel versus demons, good versus evil, it makes a wonderful story for books and movies... But that's not the way life works... that's not the way people and all things are... It's more like the yin yang. Everything is both good and evil, including good and evil itself, in different circumstances.

There's good even in the most evil of us... there's good even in the most evil action... And hell is paved with good intentions... Because people can be blind to the wrong they do... or end up feeling like they have no better choice... Trying to choose a lesser evil, so they won't suffer even more themselves... Life itself is brutal... it's only possible with death... Everything that we eat must be alive to sustain life... death allows life to go on... That's the cruel reality.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 10 March 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Hitler with bunny ears

Hitler never killed Jews. It is unlikely that Hitler ever killed anyone. He had hemophobia, the fear of blood. Avoiding it by being a vegetarian respectful of animals and a runner position in WW1 away from the front lines. We want to believe that Hitler is the worst evil
to make the evil inside us seem good by comparison. But the majority of the population is guilty of murder, by doing it or by not trying to stop it. Massacres happened before and after the Nazis. The Holocaust wasn’t a crime against humanity, it was yet another display of human nature. Jesus died for our sins while he did nothing wrong. Hitler actually did too.

Hitler with bunny ears and his dog ~ Hitler never killed any Jews, the whole country did ~ Holocaust

Did Hitler ever personally harm or kill anyone?
at reddit. Maybe he didn't even kill himself.

Demotivational posters should be as offensive as possible to challenge our narrow mind in our tiny comfort zone. Hitler is as offensive as it gets.

It's awful to compare him with Jesus, but to his own people he really was a savior... And all he did was to do inspiring speeches, and then people acted on... whatever they wanted... Hitler had such kind policies about his people and animals... that it makes me wonder if, at the time, the Jews really did something wrong, something so awful that giving them hell made the world better...

Because... Germany really did get better after it... After the few who hoarded riches for themselves got imprisoned and their wealth redistributed fairly among society as a whole... It's hard for us to understand in a Capitalist society that put the individual's right to exploit others to death above the safety of others... To let the homeless starve in the streets... to let parents have many jobs just to feed their children because their work conditions are deplorable and everyone is pressured into buying fancy junk they don't need, but can't live without... so they can be exploited... body and soul... everyday of their lives until they die like "free" slaves... Like cattle...

To advertise bad foods that aren't even food... then to advertise drugs... and blame the patient when they die from it... Be glorified as saviors even though the medical industry kills more people everyday than the whole Holocaust ever did...

What if our ways are even more monstrous than Hitler's? What if Hitler was just a scapegoat to feel blameless about our own criminal discrimination?

Think about what's going on right now. Think about what you are doing.

I can't pretend that I'm better than Him. Under the same circumstances and with the same power, maybe you'd do worse.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 10 March 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Batman is a bully

Batman is a bully. He could use his fortune to help the orphans & the poor have food, shelter, education and career opportunities. But he doesn’t. Instead he lets them turn to crime out of desperation. Then he hunts them down with expensive technology, to beat them to a pulp in an unfair fight, with advanced weapons, armor and training, to get revenge for something they didn't do. A hero, really!? I'm rooting for the Joker. At least he makes me laugh.

Batman ~ Rich beating desperate people instead to help poor orphans ~ Joker

The text was long enough to be self explanatory... It's disturbing that we admire him... he's a bully. I do like him anyway though. He's dark, I like it, and I like bats. He's like James Bond with the cool gadgets without the offensive misogyny because he only cares about kicking asses instead of spanking them.

But we don't actually... We ENVY him because we want to have full power, be rich, and beat whoever we dislike to a pulp while the police is powerless to stop us. Heck even the orphan part is a bonus, who wouldn't prefer a devoted servant like Alfred instead of nagging parents! The criminal who killed them did him a favor. The kid probably plotted this, asking his parents to get out and leave the opera... alone at night in a deadly city... What can possibly go wrong~~~ Good for you Batman, good for you.

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Lisa Of Shades
Image: 13 March 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Batman kiss joker

Now kiss!

Batman upside down like Spiderman, facing the Joker ~ rage comics ~ Now kiss!

I couldn't resist adding the Rage Comics "Now kiss!" to that screen capture of Batman, upside down like Spiderman, facing the Joker.

Batman probably doesn't kill the Joker because he has too much fun playing with his best adversary. It would be like killing hard mode and reversing to easy game play... He has advanced training, gadgets that are worth a fortune... What is he going to do with it to get a hard on and the entire city's praise...? Run after poor guys who steal hand bags to eat and get kittens down a tree? Psychopaths are way more fun. People die in the process? Well, you can't have scramble eggs without breaking eggs, and Batman apparently loves to watch the Joker break eggs and set them in fire... and watch the world burn with him, while they do BDSM foreplay. Even though they never actually fuck, they sure screw each other. Sounds like fun indeed actually. No wonder they never kill each other.

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 13 March 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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