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Liquid rainbow!
Deadpool: Resolution
The Devil's Gift: Toys
The Devil's Gift: Best musician
The Devil's Gift: Pretty bubbles
The Devil's Gift: Nourishment
The Devil's Gift: Rock, paper, scissors, cymbals
The Devil's Gift: BOOM!
The monkey’s paw: Make-A-Wish Foundation
The monkey’s paw: Good or bad
An American Werewolf in London: Train
An American Werewolf in London: Misanthrope
Creepshow 3: Parenticide
Hitler: Superpowers
Creepshow 3: Brains





Liquid rainbow!


Liquid rainbow! Even when your life goes down the drain, you can still enjoy its beauty~ Shine on the way to your unavoidable doom, until the very end.

Liquid rainbow ~ life down the drain ~ gasoline ~ gas ~ enjoy beauty

Of course, if you can avoid doom, run for your life. There's no poetry in self destruction, only stubborn stupidity. Fighting against all odds and rejoicing in spite of despair, now that's admirable strength.

I took that picture in a day of heavy rain. I think it’s gasoline… I always been amazed at the colors, but seeing it get poured down the drain was poetic~

I felt like my life got ruined when I got sick and all… So it was like seeing all my own potential go in the gutter. It was still enjoyable and beautiful. Not in an emo kind or self pity kind of way… but as sheer beauty.

As the multicolored waves danced one last time in the light, before going into darkness, they seemed happy. Even though they were headed to their doom, even though their purpose of being set ablaze and provide energy was cruelly denied…

They were radiant until the very end~

If gasoline, dinosaur poop, can do that. Surely, I can enjoy my life anyway too!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
11 September 2014

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Deadpool: Resolution

Resolution. Every day that I don’t kill somebody is a personal victory. Or is it a failure…? Peace, love and bloody murder! Tee hee~

A resolution without resolve is just wishful thinking. ~ Deadpool French maid

The deadpool wallpaper is from zerochan. They have a lot of great pictures of Wade Wilson.

The bold gives a hidden message: Everyday... kill somebody... bloody murder!

We multiplied so much you could do that all your life and we’d still be overpopulated. I wonder how long we’d go extinct if everyone did that… probably a day. See how collaboration can achieve great things!

We should make MA meetings for murderers in jails. Murderers anonymous. Instead of drinking coffee and donuts they’d drink blood and eat human flesh. What? Jesus did it with his disciples. He’s such a zombie!

I first added "Enjoy what you're paid for." But it made me cringe too much, there are clients and bosses that are just too intolerable, and not killing them requires a lot of self control.

I wanted to use "self control" as a title, but I chose "resolution" instead because people never keep them. A resolution without resolve is just wishful thinking. It won't happen by itself.

New Year's resolution at wikipedia: "is a secular tradition, most common in the Western Hemisphere but also found in the Eastern Hemisphere, in which a person makes a promise to do an act of self-improvement or something slightly nice, such as opening doors for people beginning from New Year's Day."

"The ancient Babylonians made promises to their Yaois at the start of each year that they would return borrowed objects and pay their debts."

Wait... Yaoi means gay porn in Japan. From Urban dictionary: "Yaoi is a slang meaning 'boys love' or homosexuality that is used in the Japanese language. Popular with fangirls who like their favorite anime guys to kiss."

I don’t like when they take obviously straight characters and make them kiss or more. But that picture of Deadpool is funny, he’d probably do that to horrify and mess with people’s heads.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
13 September 2014

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The Devil's Gift: Toys

Toys. Kid received an old, used & ugly possessed monkey. It can kill instantly by clapping his cymbals once. They don’t make toys as fun as they used to~ Your cell phone doesn’t have an app for that!

Monkey toy with cymbals ~ kill by hitting them ~ The Devil's Gift ~ no cell phone app

From the movie The Devil's Gift (1984) info at IMDb.

I’m a misanthrope, hater of humanity, so the killing sounds fun to me. Except that it starts with plants and pets before moving to the big (human) course… I love plants and animals that aren’t human.

Look at his happy devious smirk!

Kids appreciated their crappy stuff more before they took amazing for granted.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
14 September 2014

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The Devil's Gift: Best musician

Demonic monkey. The best musician in the world. One note and somebody dies.

The Devil's Gift ~ monkey toy ~ best musician ~ one note kills

From the movie The Devil's Gift (1984) info at IMDb.

I’m a misanthrope, hater of humanity, so the killing sounds fun to me.

It'd make a nice logo for my site actually.

I first called it “Possessed monkey toy” again, but it was redundant with my previous poster. Now it sounds more like a good band name. There's the two "mon" sounds and and c sounds similar to the k.

Beautiful~ I’m obsessed by alliterations. Dictionary says that it must be the first letter, maybe it's called differently. It still sounds awesome!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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The Devil's Gift: Pretty bubbles

"bllgh blllgggh blllllgggghh!!!?" Pretty bubbles. Kids refuse to listen to reason? Wash their ears until their lungs are clean. They love making bubbles.

The Devil's Gift ~ Kids, listen to reason, or drown making pretty bubbles

From the movie The Devil's Gift (1984) info at IMDb.

Some people told me that I'll change my mind about having kids. For their sake, I hope not. When you don't feel able to be a great mother, don't have any. Some people do to valorize themselves or to please others, screwing up the kid.

The drowning scream is from writtensound, the Onomatopoeia Dictionary. It's actually the sound of "(automotive) sound of boiling coolant Cartalk" but it seemed more desperate than "Blub blub blub".

No one should mindlessly obey, and parents expect kids to act like small dogs in a hand bag.

But if you explain them that you need their help to keep the house clean, that they have the responsibility to clean their room so they won't get infected by cockroaches in their beds, so they can walk around with a hoarding free floor... and to feed the dog so he won't starve and die... to stop raping their sister because she's her own person too... if they refuse to understand common sense, they're doomed anyway... just drown them.

I wanted to make her say "Gotta get clean" like the homeless man in Robot Chicken, washing his ass in a public water fountain (to drink!). Their explanation for bottled water. I just carry my own in a reusable glass bottle. Better for the environment and me, since warmed plastic leaks stuff that mess with your hormones... and that's how vital organs communicate.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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The Devil's Gift: Nourishment

“Now, do you want vegetables with your gut? Okay…” Nourishment. Kids refuse to eat? No wonder if you give them a bland sandwich with bleached grains and waste meat goo. Slice them some good vegetables and fresh meat. Or just plain slice the kids.

Kids refuse to eat ~ Slice vegetables and fresh meat, or the kid. ~ The Devil's Gift

From the movie The Devil's Gift (1984) info at IMDb. They could really show hard core stuff back then. But I think the dad is just having a nightmare or something.

Yup, cold cuts and even ham are made of meat goo from wasted parts, like chicken nuggets. Ham is the equivalent of candy meant flavored, read the ingredients! It’s glorified hotdogs. It rapidly increases the cancer risks if eaten once a week. If you feed that to your kids, splattered with condiments that are the equivalent of paint… You’re the one who deserve to be stabbed! Eating nothing would be better.

Enjoy real living stuff. They prolong your life.
Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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The Devil's Gift: Rock, paper, scissors, cymbals

“Not so tough now, uh! Next I’m going to possess some slut’s bra and kill when someone else unhooks it. Then the world is safe. No man can do that!” Outwit a demon. Paper beats cymbals of cursing death.

Paper beats cymbals ~ Outwit a demon ~ The Devil's Gift

From the movie The Devil's Gift (1984) info at IMDb.

How to unhook a bra at wikihow. "Unhooking a bra with one hand" is impressive! I don't know if it'd work for bras with 2 hooks though. It's probably possible for some rare skilled people.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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The Devil's Gift: BOOM!

“BOOM! Look at my pimp ride mobile yo! (Please notice me. I’m so insecure, lonely and stupid.)” Shut that shit up! And lower the volume to hear all the instruments, or you’ll be deaf! Amplified noise even damages internal organs so much that the police gave up using it for non-lethal control. If you could hear your own thoughts, they’d call you stupid too! The N word. It also applies to white wannabes. But any race can act like a total douche, in a poop container on wheels, with “music” as noisy as an obese man’s farts after eating Taco Bell.

BOOM! Loud car music. Shut that shit up! ~ Demotivational


From the movie The Devil's Gift (1984) info at IMDb.

It actually started as a racist joke. (see the last part) But I learned interesting health facts along the way~ I knew about loud music induces hearing loss, but it damages the internal organs and also the mental health... which is just how your brain screaming "my organs are being pulverized, I'm dying here, do something!!!”

I prefer earphones, the ones that don't have silicone raping your ear, but headphones are fine too.

It's not even pleasant, raising the volume loud distorts music and screws up all the instrument's harmony. It's not even music anymore.

I heard that people do that unconsciously to recreate reassuring feelings they had in the womb, the same way smoking is the equivalent of sucking your thumb. The boum being the mother's heart beat. They try to look cool, but it only shows hoe insecure and desperate for attention they are. And trying to cover up their thoughts of shame that could teach them better.

I will.

Problems with loud car stereos
at lowertheboom:

The problems are much more dangerous than "kids being kids". That's no excuse for disruptive and harmful behavior anyway. And they're not even kids! It's not even music!

It has been documented by the World Health Organization (WHO) and others that boom car noise:
  • Causes physical damage at the cellular level
  • Can damage human organs
  • Induces hearing loss
  • Impedes learning and cognitive development processes
  • Evokes hypertension
  • Leads to aggressive behavior
  • Causes stress and sleep loss
  • Leads to depression
These should be reason enough to ban the sale and use of this type of HI/LF noise maker.

There are other clear reasons why this type of noise needs to stop:
  • A person who has the right to not listen to this noise is totally unable to escape it; thus their rights are violated.
  • Boom car operators are often associated with many other types of crimes.
  • Boom car noise impedes the safety and awareness of motorists and pedestrians through blatant distraction.
  • It is often too difficult, if not impossible, to identify the perpetrator of acoustic terrorism due to distances, speed, and physical obstacles, thus preventing the reporting of an offense.
  • Even at its lowest volumes, this type of noise continues upsetting and irritating unwilling listeners like almost no other stimulus can.
  • Sound technology (highly amplified, low frequency output) is outpacing current laws (measured in db-A).
  • Military and educational system are advocating the use of boom car technology because it reaches the kids.
  • The aggressive nature of the perpetrators has directly lead to the murders of innocent victims.
  • Boom car noise is a continual offense to homeowners and recreation seekers.
  • Boom car equipment manufacturers base their marketing platform on senseless aggression, social agitation, and the destruction of the well-being of decent citizens.
  • Citizens are forced into grass roots campaigns against this type of noise due to wealth of industrial lobbyists.
  • Boom cars are often used to announce the receipt of a new drug shipment to a neighborhood.
  • Citizens are virtually limited in their autonomy to address this problem (legally).
  • Amplified noise was used effectively as a weapon by U.S. forces to defeat General Manuel Noriega.
  • Property values decrease in affected areas.
  • Research on low frequency amplification for use as a non-lethal control by police was discontinued because of its physically destructive affects to bystanders and, potentially, the subject as well.
  • Boom cars interfere with the motorist's ability to hear and respond to emergency vehicles.
  • Noise was the number one neighborhood complaint and the number one reason people move, based on census figures.
  • There is absolutely no redeeming social, spiritual, economic, or ethical value in the emission of repetitious thumping noises and vibrations that can be heard and felt for over a quarter of a mile.
  • Property owners are driven to the point of having to move to other areas of a town or state to find temporary comfort.
  • Not taking timely and appropriate action is the equivalent of demanding that American citizens, including war veterans who fought to ensure our peace and freedom, be subjected to the toxic fallout of the boom car operators instead of being able to enjoy peace that they fought so hard for, even inside their own homes.
  • We the people have patently tolerated this insane situation far past the point of fairness, and have endured to the edge of our human ability to cope with this abrasive, aggressive, obnoxious, in-your-face activity.
Many folks will be able to relate to this societal abomination on a more personal level...
  • You are stressed out for being forced to listen to a constant, obnoxious, distracting, dull, percussive THUMP, THUMP THUMP, THUMP, THUMP throughout the day, every day of the week, every week of the month, every month of every year of your life.
  • You are awakened from sleep at 2:30 AM, and/or robbed of restful sleep, and/or cheated of naps that are needed to compensate for lack of sleep.
  • You are unable to enjoy dinners on the deck, quiet moments with your kids, garden therapy, or other restful activities in your own back yard.
  • Sometimes you can't even enjoy a dinner inside a restaurant without being victimized.
  • It is difficult to drive anywhere without some inconsiderate jerk infringing on your constitutional right to not have to listen to his "music" the entire time you are having to wait at the light, drive abreast, or even travel near him.
  • You are prevented from performing business or personal endeavors (such as listening to your own music) even when you are IN YOUR OWN HOME, WITH YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS SHUT, AND YOUR HEADPHONES ON!
  • Although many of you can actually feel the percussions in your sinus cavity and against your solar plexus, and pressure in your ears, you meet people who are seemingly unaffected by the booming bass, and so you think you are the only one hearing/feeling/experiencing it.
  • Your attempts at reasonable communication with an offender (if you can identify where it is coming from) are met with rude indifference, manual gestures, or increased amplification.
  • You are leery of confronting an offender for fear you might be shot. (Yup. There are definite criminal ties here.)
  • You can hear/feel the thump but cannot tell police or the offender about your discomfort because you are not sure where it is coming from or how far away it might be.
  • Calls to 911 are met with "there's nothing we can do about it," or "well, they're not breaking the law."
  • Your quality of life is going south because you are constantly distracted from your pursuits by that constant NOISE!
  • Even at low decibels, the percussive nature of the bass seems like someone pounding their fist against your house, aggravating the occupants and making it difficult to concentrate on work, hobbies, communication, or other life issues.
  • Your family and loved ones may be stressed because they see how increasingly frustrated you are and feel helpless to do anything about it.
Teach your kids to lower the volume, and it starts with their voice. There's no inside and outside voice. If it's annoying for you, what makes you think it will be ok to also annoy everyone else!!! If screaming too loud isn't ok in anger, then why would it be in joy? Anger isn't the problem when communicated at a polite volume... so NOISE is the problem!!!

Educate your kids so they won't become obnoxious public disturbance, menace and harm. The time to start is when it seems insignificant, like a snow ball down a mountain... it only grows. That's what kids do.

Don't confuse them with exceptions or they'll always try to get one for anything. There's only one okay scream: calling for help. Kids scream so much that no one would take a legitimate call for help seriously. And all their parents do is put extremely loud music to be able to ignore them, but that just make kids scream louder for attention. Vicious cycle of dumb asses.

One reason why people put such loud noises is to create a state of panic, from the equivalent of a predator’s scream. It’s to force the adrenals to give a boost of energy with adrenalin, even though they need to rest. Using something harmful instead of nutritious fuel only burns you up and makes you more exhausted. Because the process need nutrients, if you don’t have enough but force the process, they will be taken from your flesh and organs, withering away and eventually your cannibalized organs won’t be able to work anymore.

Noise makes people aggressive. It’s not only true for the person wanting it; it’s also true for the people who are forced to listen to it… When they have enough, of this torture that damages the earring and internal organs, they can decide to fight back: killing your stereo, car and YOU with a bloody axe!

I felt aggressive and murderous just THINKING about that noise while making the poster!

It was actually used effectively against Hulk. Even a freaking bazooka couldn't stop him because he could just punch him away... but pulsations go through anything... and you can't stop noise. Unless you SMASH whoever is making it.

Sometimes I'm so burned out that I can't even handle my own music. I sure as hell am not going to tolerate one that I hate being forced on me!

Enjoy music at a decent volume~ OR USE FREAKING EARPHONES! Ear plugs can't stop this shit from making my furniture, walls and organs shake!

Enjoy the sweet sound of silence. Or pink noise, it can burry some sounds. Here's the song I sleep with:

Pink noise (rar). I put the mp3 song in a rar to download it instead to play.

I modified a song called “Pink Noise - Pure Sound For Relaxation, Increased Concentration” with a smoother transition. I extracted it from YouTube.

It took me a while to get used it it, especially the change of volume, but now my brain doesn't get startled by the slightest tiny noise when I sleep. It sounds like waves and wind in tree leaves.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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The monkey’s paw: Make-A-Wish Foundation

The monkey’s paw. It grants 3 wishes… but not the way you want it. Let’s give it to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Terminally ill kids have nothing to lose from backfiring curses.

Terminally ill kids have nothing to loose with a cursed monkey's paw ~ Make-A-Wish Foundation

From the movie The monkey’s paw (2013) info at IMDb.
Older movie: The Monkey's Paw (1948)

Your wishes is granted in such a horrible manner that it destroys everything around what you wished for in the process, the very good that made you wish for it… and your very life.

Make-A-Wish Foundation
at wikipedia. "Non-profit organization founded in the United States that arranges experiences (described as "wishes") to children with life-threatening medical conditions."

I guess they don't have much to lose, and it's 3 wishes instead of one!

But yeah, it's horrible to give a curse creepy monkey paw of doom to dying kids... and that's what's so funny!

"Make-A-Wish ceased granting wishes involving the gift or use of firearms or other weapons designed to cause injury in 1996,..."

So they actually granted that wish!!!? Who's crazy now! Hahaha!

"...based on concerns over maintaining the well-being of a child in a weakened state handling weapons. In response, three organizations were formed: Hunt of a Lifetime, which arranged hunting trips for terminally ill children."

What's your wish kid?
I want a gun to take mommy and daddy with me.
Awww~

They probably deserve it for screwing the kid up.

They don’t grant wishes for the 18 and older. I guess that they don’t look as cute and pitiful on TV, and they need a puppy face to attract sponsors and make money. Dying kids are great to guilt trip people into letting you claw away money that they could use for themselves and their own kids. I guess at 18 you’re on your own and lived enough for all your wishes to come true. Well, you can drink booze and fuck, what else can you possibly want? A gun maybe~

Enjoy life while you still can! You could be hit by a bus, or more likely by a drunk driver In a hurry to get laid. Dying kids don't know all the bad fucked up shit that they're going to miss in life. Lucky them!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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The monkey’s paw: Good or bad

“(That reckless car is about to hit me. I can feel the halo of death above me.) Are you nuts!? You almost killed me!!!?” “*Machete rises* Almost~?” “Never mind, I suddenly feel very happy about it. Thanks!” Good or bad. Are merely opinions. You choose how to look at it. Don’t freak out about things that didn’t happen and probably never will, or you’ll provoke them to come true. But if something that would be bad for you comes, don’t just stand there like an idiot: screaming, trying telekinesis or prayer. Get the hell out of the way!

It could be worse ~ good or bad are opinions ~ machete can solve your problem

From the movie The monkey’s paw (2013) info at IMDb.
Older movie: The Monkey's Paw (1948)

The lamp above his head looks like a angel halo for dead people.

Why is he pointing his hand at the car!!!? To tell him to stop? Don't count on others... especially if you already don’t trust that they’ll do the right thing properly! He'd have all the time of the world to just... RUN! Is he trying telekinesis? Ha! You can only blame yourself for failing to do the right thing YOURSELF! It's true that in crisis we can freeze... A dumb reflex in the fight of flight instinct. Stop thinking "This can't be happening" anything can, so make something happen!

Being worried and planning ahead when you have an actual issue is great. But panicking irrationally by making scenarios out of sheer fear when you have no facts that points in that direction is losing control, and you can't calmly find a rational solution to solve the problem in that state.

You'll just cause more for yourself and everyone around you, when there were none in the first place. At that point it won't matter if it's real or not because even if you are in pure bliss, you choose to react as if you were in pure hell. No one can do anything about that except you. Except maybe slap you around to wake you up from hysteria (it’s tempting but don’t, you’ll just add fuel to the fire) and leave you to your self inflicted doom.

But sleep deprivation, exhaustion and malnutrition. Hypoglycemia and anemia can cause panic and even psychosis. You're basically dying after all.

But freaking out won't help you figure out WTF in any situations, not even being pursued by a guy with a machete.

Letting fears cloud your judgment can trigger bad events to happen. Because it's bad by itself.

It’s especially true about women who get paranoid to be abandoned, who would want to be with someone who constantly accuse you unjustly. If a man is going to get yelled at for cheating, he might as well cheat, bitch! But there are no excuses to cheat. Just dump her and move on. And if you have a good reason to freak out, then you should be leaving.

A relationship is about trust, giving it and earning it. If you’re unable to trust, then you’re unable to love. Do like me, stay alone until you are ready. You’ll limit the messes. And if your self esteem depends on someone else, you’ll be utterly vulnerable to drama… from bad behavior, or self inflicted out of weakness.

You’d be better of alone working on yourself until you figure out how to love yourself and feel strong on your own, then you can share that with someone. Or do like me: figure out that you don’t have energy to waste on untrustworthy jerks and drama.

And it’s probably best not to piss of someone with a machete by screaming at them at how they could have hurt you when they didn’t… yet~ Your problem can be fixed so easily with a machete.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 September 2014

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An American Werewolf in London: Train

Light. There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Darkness. But most of the time it’s a train. The darkness doesn’t sound so bad now, uh~

There's a light at the end of every tunnel: a train. Lying hope denial ~ American werewolf in London

Movie info at IMDb: An American Werewolf in London (1981).

I also like: An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

In Japan would be cool.

The original quote I saw long ago was: There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Let's hope it’s not a train.

But there is no hope. Just the gruesome reality. Don't sit there waiting, denying what's coming, clinging to lying hope. Shape reality the way you want!

But even if it's bad you can still enjoy it.

Enjoy!
Lisa Of Shades
18 September 2014

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An American Werewolf in London: Misanthrope

Misanthrope’s philosophy. The only good human is a dead one in the trash.

Misanthrope's philosophy. The only good human is a dead one in the trash. ~ American werewolf London

Movie info at IMDb: An American Werewolf in London (1981).

I also like: An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

But I don't like human nature. Only nature's nature.

Enjoy~ But don't destroy it in the process, asshole.
Lisa Of Shades
18 September 2014

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Creepshow 3: Parenticide

Daddy… Mommy… Thank you for giving birth to me, even though you only wanted to fuck, and never bothered to care about anything else but yourself. Now go to hell!

Father and mother murdered ~ Parenticide ~ Thank you for giving birth to me, now go to hell! ~ Creepshow

Creepshow 3 movie infos at IMDb.

It’s pretty much self explanatory… Careless parents should be dead to you, preferably metaphorically, but whatever makes you happy for once, as long as you can live with the consequences. Being independent is great! Jail is not.

But if you can’t imagine how someone can kill their own parents, I’ll tell you my story.

All my family ever did was to ignore, neglect or be violently verbally and even physically abusive. Both my parents told me that I was an accident. They were in the process of a divorce, I guess my mother tried to use me to guilt my dad into staying, but it didn’t work a 3rd time. I was a failure to her before I was ever born and nothing I could have done would have changed her mind. I tried.

I was constantly very ill, but she told me not to bother her with my problems. She let my sister beat me at Christmas night because she was annoyed that I was couching. I was in need of urgent medical attention. My cold often ended up in pneumonia, even to the point of spitting blood, so I wasn’t coughing to be annoying, but to BREATHE! Even if I was teasing my sister, punching on Christmas is going too far… My mother came to see and just walked away without a word.

She beat me hard enough to make my face bleed because I took a teddy bear from the basement, I wasn’t allowed any because it accumulated dust and she didn’t like it.

I was sick from malnutrition. She’d never admit it to herself, but she even called me fat and ugly until I stopped eating. And then she just bought herself more dresses with the money that my dad sent for me. At some point I was in such danger that I had to call the cops and be taken away.

But even when I was basically in the streets my father only wanted to hear himself complain about how tiresome being rich and doing travels around the world is. When the doctors finally found that I have medical conditions, after decades of having my sanity mocked and degraded, my father denied it, even though he had the same disease, saying that I’m just a hypochondriac.

My aunt told me that I deserve to suffer, when I explained her that I wasn’t lazy but truly ill, and not in my head.

So yeah… this picture is a delight to me. I’ll never listen to any of them, after I read about Adrenal Fatigue that to recover I have to get rid of everything and everyone who suck my life away.

I regret nothing except trying to earn love from a heart incapable of it. Punching my mother was the most beautiful day of my life, and calling the cops to take me away too.

I know people lived way worse, but it was too much for my already frail body. I actually resent to death my parents for giving birth to me. I wanted to see how that’d feel like to write it… It makes me cringe… but I’ll keep in mind to appreciate my life anyway, even thought I was conceive in hatred and born unwanted. My body only want to protect me, so I’ll do that.

If you’re thinking that I’m ungrateful because she fed and clothed me… My legs are deformed with rickets and I have several endocrine glands that are shutting down from malnutrition. I was bullied at school because of the clothes she made me wear, old garbage from my older siblings. I constantly had diarrhea and cramps because she fed me cheap garbage, even thought she didn’t have a job and could have cooked, even though my father sent a lot of money. I almost became blind even though my eyes were fine at first.

So no, I don’t feel grateful for her cares. I was in constant terror of her hysteria, boosted by cola, which is just as bad on the brain as booze, but without the relief when they go to sleep because of all the caffeine. The only time I stopped fearing for my life is when I attacked her and left with the cops I called, without giving a damn about what would happen to me.

Killing her would have been bliss. But she's not worth living in jail for the rest of my life. Even though, maybe I'd be healthier if I had. Being bed ridden for 10 years felt just like being in jail anyway. But at least I can choose my own food.

Quality instead of quantity. But now that my priorities are in the right order, I get both~

Lots and lots of good food! To rebuild everything that I couldn't build and got broken.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
18 September 2014

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Hitler: Superpowers

Superpowers. That’s what it takes to fix humanity’s messes. Because we’re too stupid to do it for ourselves. But we even kill the people who try to save us.

Superpowers ~ Hitler ~ Superman ~ Jesus ~ Clean your own mess ~ Superhuman ~ demotivational

I used the image I made before for the poster Morbid jokes 2 ~ Superhitler.

You never thought that Hitler had something in common with Superman and Jesus, but genius is the ability to see connections where other people do not. We always look up to superheroes because they clean humanity’s messes. Things that we should do for ourselves, not just the police, but all of us as a community.

But we forget that we can’t survive without the expertise of the others. So we bully, we rob, we kill. Sometimes because we weren’t given much of a choice. Sometimes because our useless parents never should have been allowed to fuck in the first place and make 5 worthless children, or children too poor to educate their skills.

Jews were too good at playing the individuality game, gathering riches at the peril of others' well being. Justifying it because they weren’t Jews, the superior race chosen by god. Hitler turned the table around saying that it was the Arian race.

The Jews went mega individualistic in a country who placed communism and equality above all. That allowed them to win the game easily; because nothing was in place to stop them (I don't think Germany had a minimum salary). But that wasn’t a good idea when the ruler noticed...

I don't know much, I'm not German and I wasn't there... but I think Jews weren't even Germans, they were guests. Either way they sure denied the country's ways. There was a time when it was called treason and such people were condemned to death. Never in history was a whole race guilty of that, I guess it got more attention from the world than a few individuals in medieval times, but it was the same thing and every country did it. Who was wrong? The traitors or the people who stopped them?

Selfish and greedy people are glorified in America, but Hitler thought they were diseased, as much as they inflicted plagues on the well being of the citizens as a whole, and he tried to cure society.

We can’t deny that Germany as a whole got better after. So what does it tell about the Jews? We can all have our own opinions. I think everyone has the right to protect their own and Hitler played hard with hard players. I think he pretty much won. Even though we tried to kill him, he killed himself first so he had the last laugh. We didn’t get the “pleasure” of torturing him the way we did for Jesus. We didn’t understand his point either, but it's pretty much:

Clean up your own mess! Don't spread shit around on others, because it comes back to haunt you with a vengeance! We'll make sure of it.

And if life is about gathering everything you can for yourself like a race against others. Then I guess Jews were good players at the game of life. But Hitler won.

And if life is about gathering everything you can for yourself like a race against others, by any means necessary. Then I guess Jews were good players at the game of life. But Hitler won. And if you shouldn’t make other people suffer for your own benefit, or not even for the benefit of the people you love, or your whole race, not even when another is harming it… Then I guess it means that the Jews were wrong too. So they were either both right, or both wrong.

I think they were both both (right and wrong), and they did what they could with what they had at the time. And THAT is how you live.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
18 September 2014

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Creepshow 3: Brains

“Wow! Women have brains after all. Unbelievable…” Brains. Like dicks, it’s not how much you have but how you use it and what you use it for.

Women have brains after all. Unbelievable ~ It's not how much you have but how you use it

Creepshow 3 movie infos at IMDb.

First idea: Intelligence. Like dicks, it’s not the size of the brain that matters. It’s how you use it. Skills can be acquired, connections between ideas can be made in the brain, but no matter how high is the IQ, a willful ignorant is still the dumbest of all.

I use brains as plural, considering that we have 2 lobes (rational and emotional) and an extra at the back of the head (primal and automatic repetitive functions like breathing). So you have more than one brain, with different specializations... allowing you different perspectives and capable of forming unusual ideas combos and new concepts. What's your excuse for being so stupid? I have ideas.

All women are encouraged to do with their brains is to paint their nails like a Picasso canvas… So of course she’ll be freaking clueless compared to a man who was pushed into becoming a scientist even though all he wanted was to paint too. And if you have a giant dick but all you do is hurt women, who might not want to feel like giving birth in reverse… or rip apart children’s asses… Then you’re no good either.

What you put in your brains matter… because when it will be time to have ideas, that’s the pool you’ll have. And if the only thing in there is nail polish tricks and porn, you won’t solve many problems.

It gives results like having 5 kids on welfare, even with the best potential, if you fuck instead to train, your kids won’t have much to eat and won’t be able to study much… and that will perpetuate the cycle of stupidity… The body, in his infinite wisdom, will probably change the genetic code and adapt to what is the most required... making your rational brain shrivel as your dick grows… Or most probably making your genital shrivel too from STDs…

Maybe that blond bimbo is wayyy more intelligent than you can possibly dream of, but was encouraged to completely and utterly waste her potential… because of men’s insecure and shallow ego. Now who’s stupid and a jerk!

Enjoy whatever you will, but once in a while, add some various useful info in your thought pool...

Lisa Of Shades
18 September 2014

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