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Kids ruin everything
Dreams & ambitions
Hitler ~ Grammar Nazi
Hitler ~ Baby
Inflated ego
Hitler ~ Balloons
Hitler ~ Nazi flag
Wolf ~ Shit
Overly attached girlfriend ~ Faster heart beat
Overly attached girlfriend ~ Perfect woman
Overly attached girlfriend ~ Vengeance
Complain ~ Give a shit
Wolf ~ Castrate
Wolf ~ Decapitate
Down the rabbit hole
Arrogance unicorn
Angry chiwawa
Suicide ~ Cut ~ Roat
Frozen ~ Elsa ~ Let it go ~ a.k.a...



Kids ruin everything


Kids. Ruining beautiful pictures since they are born. Among other things... Like your life. Say no to kids.

Jellyfish photo ruined by child pointing ~ kids ruin everything ~ say no to kids

Instead of the overused "Kids say no to drugs" it's "Adults, say no to kids." HA!

Also it means to tell them no instead of letting them do anything anyhow, worse than animals. They'd be so eaten by predators if they screamed non stop. Even bids shut up after they fing each other, when they wake up lonely in the morning.

The photo is my screensaver since so long that I don't have the source. I finally edited it so rebuild the hidden jellyfish and get rid of the kid. Here's the result: Jellyfishes without the kid. It's much better. It's awesome to have skills and the will to fix what bothers you. If only I could get rid of anything as easily with Photoshop.

My bad neighbors made me hate kids as much as I love jellyfishes, so it ruins the picture for me.

Especially since many little girls are screeching, not in a cute joyful way, for many hours everyday, since years. I have hyper sensitive ears from damage, by an infection but also the only concert I’ll ever go to… Dangerously loud noises (and it’s much lower than you think) can cause hear loss, tinnitus and hyperacusis.

Tinnitus is a ringing in the ears. That noise made it difficult for me to sleep until I found pink noise to burry it.

Hyperacutis (wikipedia) is, ironically, the ability to hear too well. But you don’t want that superpower. It’s like earring needles and feeling them at the same time. It’s like a bruise that never goes away, pressed firmly and torturously every time you hear something. The worst cases of hyperacusis made people commit suicide to end the sheer torture that even a whisper could cause.

Thankfully I’m not that bad, but long screaming contests are too much for anyone. Parents, there is NO SUCH THING as an inside and outside voice. If it bothers you in the home, it’s even worse outside because it will bother many more people, and they never chose to have your child, so they shouldn’t have to suffer from the decision that you made for yourself. It could make sense if you sent them alone in a desert or woods, but in an overcrowded community where stress is already way too high, it’s causing trouble and asking for it. I wouldn’t feel sorry if they were found dead in the gutter, that’s how intolerable it is. Laughter is cute, shrieking like you’re being murdered isn’t. They do that because they’re bored, not because they’re happy. If they have nothing better to do, you’re a bad parent. Give them a book or a videogame or some sport that doesn’t require constant howling, like… any of them.

Some babies scream non stop because they have brain hemorrhages from vaccines, or ear and tummy pain from allergens like wheat and soy used as cheap fillers and chemicals. But a child who screams for no reason, all the freaking time, isn’t going to get much attention when the scream will be a call for help. Don’t just send them out or try to burry them with loud music. Stop being so freaking loud yourself. Maybe you no longer notice because you have earring loss, or got used to ignore the pain. I asked someone to lower his music once, I was hearing him louder than my own 4 floor higher! I told him that it gives me a head ache, and he said “Yeah… I have one too.” People do the stupidest and most harmful things to put their body in a state of panic so they can find the energy to do everything they think they should do. Just sit down, relax, and shut the hell up quietly. You’ll feel much better too.

Give your kids a good reason to scream by spanking them if they don't get it. That's call education. Unless you leave a mark, or do it because you're frustrated for having a bad day, then I guess it's abuse.

Enjoy the peace~

There's also a immortal jellyfish, the Turritopsis dohrnii (wikipedia) "It is unique in that it exhibits a certain form of "immortality": it is the only known case of an animal capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature, colonial stage after having reached sexual maturity as a solitary stage. (...) It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation, which alters the differentiated state of the cells and transforms them into new types of cells. Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal, although, in nature, most Turritopsis are likely to succumb to predation or disease."

I guess he has eternity to learn to stop being an asshole; but those beautiful creatures are born quiet, majestic and deadly~

Enjoy!
Lisa Of Shades
15 October 2014

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Dreams & ambitions

Dreams & ambitions.
When you grow up you can become anything you want. But no one will want to pay you for it. If you wish to eat and have a roof over your head, get used to do something needed that you don’t want. Especially if you get addicted to booze, smoke and drugs. Those aren’t cheap.

Dreams and ambitions ~ children ~ what do you want to be when you grow up

This absolutely amazing picture is from soundcenterarts. I didn't expect to find something so perfect.

(EDITED: There's an article at cracked that explains it perfectly:
6 harsh truths that will make you better person)

The child looks frail in his big clothes. The oversized moon is saying "reach for the moon!" but the only thing in front of him is a hard and cold city. He has to leave nature and beauty behind to face the cold harsh reality that awaits you in society. The child is in pitch black darkness, he just doesn't know it yet. Freedom is flying away~

I was told that I could do anything, especially with an intelligence that put me in special advanced classes for the gifted. I was wise enough to choose a career taking into consideration the job opportunities and openings needed. I wanted to balance fun with being able to make a living, fun alone won't feed you. But there are other facts such as social skills and most jobs are given through contacts and social networking. As a nerd who only focused on studies, this was a weakness, which I also had from the start with a family that had poor relationships, especially with each other... That's why I focused on studying; I guess it created a vicious cycle.

Dreams aren't enough. Talent isn't enough. Even if you're the best for the job, employers can't know it, they will need a way to find you, to like you and have you fit with the rest of the employees. Some will prefer having someone to go clubbing or talk about fishing with, than someone who's more qualified but is alien to them. And confidence sells better than competence, because people only believe what they perceive as true. But to improve, one’s needs to be aware of their own weaknesses, so insecure people will be more inclined to better themselves, and yet present themselves as inadequate. And there's the whole but kissing side, someone on top will much rather have an employee under him who flatter his ego than someone who's so much more competent that he'll be out of a job soon.

We're often led by people who know nothing of our work, that's why they need to hire us to do it. So they'll pick someone with unrelated factors, even if they wanted to pick someone competent instead of liked, they wouldn't even know how; especially without seeing the person work.

The best careers means that many people will want to have them, but even if we weren't so overpopulated, not everyone can do that one cool thing, society needs the garbage to be picked too. You might not have the strength, intelligence or innate talent for it. Even if you do, no one likes a smart ass.

There are much more factors to have a career than just wanting I, even when you have the talent and training for it. Just because you have great talent, or are a good person, doesn't mean that people will like you. In fact, they might even resent you for it, because you make them feel inadequate and bad in comparison. Or you’re boring and condescending. Or neurotic at the idea to make a mistake and be disliked, so you try to control everything and everyone by insecurity, being disliked, and falling into a spiral of obsession; when what’s needed is to simply relax and let go. Easy going people are easier to get along with, they’re probably less competent than the perfectionist, but cutting corners will help them work faster and give the impression of greater productivity. It will be easier for them to seduce their employer, even though their aura of confidence actually means that they don’t give a shit. But being so laid back that you look like you just got out of a drunken party and can’t possibly be competent isn’t good either, you won’t even bother going to the interview with that head ache. Balance is the key.

The world is full of incompetent, stupid and vile people... and they prefer to be with each other.

Enjoy the cold harsh reality of having responsibilities and needing to feed yourself.

It's already difficult enough to fill your basic needs without compulsively wanting any gadget or convenience ever invented, and as big as it gets. Allowing people to addict you to substances and make you think that you can't live without it, will make you neglect your real nutritional needs in a vicious cycle of misery. If you want to be happy, cope and be able to work efficiently; feed your body and don't mess with your brain!

If you think that it's to harsh when your parents ask you to clean your own room, wait until you have to clean other people's toilet to be able to eat, but you'll be too exhausted to complain or have fun activities.

If we told children the real things, maybe they'd be more prepared.

There is no Santa Claus. That man is dead and gave cheap hand made toys to the poor, not the fanciest gadgets to spoiled rich brats.

Saying that he’ll visit only the good children is awful. It makes the poor kids whose parents can’t afford gifts feel like bad people for it, making them feel even worse. The rich selfish jerks think they’re good, as if they deserved a reward because their CEO parents underpay the overworked people who do all the work. Then the rich crave even more stuff thinking that it’s their identity while they feel empty inside. While the poor didn’t need toys, but something to eat, because they were literally empty.

If an old man gets into your home at night, get ready to run, attack... or get raped.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 October 2014
Added cracked link: 19 January 2015

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Hitler ~ Grammar Nazi

(Stupid people must die) Grammar Nazi. We’re forbidden to kill stupid people, but we can at least try to teach them better. It’s a waste of time, I know, but it’s distracting me from how much I want to murder the willfully ignorant.

Hitler ~ Grammar Nazi ~ Teacher black board ~ The willfully ignorant are the stupidest

Teacher and black board from uncyclopedia.wikia. (It's hilarious)
Hitler's head from Pupils facing suspension over Nazi salute photos at telegraph.co.uk.
Grunge Nazi flag from gopixpic.

I'm a grammar Nazi because shortcuts give me a head ache trying to decode it. I'm a French Canadian, so doing is teaching... And writing bad on purpose is making it extra hard on me. Shame on you if I master your language better than you do! It took me forever though and I'm still struggling... sorry about that.

This is so disturbing. My demotivational posters about Hitler are probably more insulting for the Nazis than anybody else... especially this one. I don't mind transvestites and gays though... But I never though I'd see Hitler in high heels. Nice ass~

(Whoa, Word didn’t find any mistakes for that text... it's a first!)

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
26 October 2014

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Hitler ~ Baby

Prevention.
Could you kill an innocent looking baby to save the word from evil? No. Coward. Hitler went even further and castrated people before they had the chance to make them.

Hitler ~ innocent baby ~ roses ~ prevention, kill, castration ~ demotivational

Roses are beautiful and poetic because they have thorns.

Hitler smiling from tumblr. Baby in roses from users.ntua.gr. I thik Hitler's face is cuter, but the photo is magnificent. I wish I added the colors better, the eyes were difficult. He sure does look happy. I took it from a poster saying "Never regret something that once made you smile~"

Hitler didn't like Jews (putting money before people's well being) and gays (sterile union while the country is facing a problematic population decline), but maybe he wouldn't mind gay Jews, he wouldn't need to sterilize those. Maybe two negatives can make a positive. Maybe someone really evil can make the world better, after all Hitler did.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
26 October 2014

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Inflated ego

Your inflated ego. Is an illusion. You’re as dumb as a rock. Your views are worthless. Stop trying to impose them on others. Listen to reason.

Inflated ego ~ kid with a rock balloon ~ abusive moderators on forum ~ bullying ~ abuse of power

The picture is from Does your balloon still go up? at jmac-freshperception.blogspot. By balloon I think they mean spirit and enjoyment, not whatever you think. Using kids for a viagra publicity would be horrifying. The picture was about "CAF gives back to abused children the lightness of childhood."

I swore as a child that I would never lose it no matter what happens. Apparently it was so unusual to smile in adversity that I freak people out and I even been told that it's a disorder. Yeah crying would be more normal but what would that accomplish. I'd rather laugh, even if what's happening to me freaking gruesome. People confused laughing at my jokes and laughing at me. Being silly isn't the same thing as being ignorant, but I guess it both looks stupid. It takes intelligence to come up with jokes.

But making people miserable by bullying and mocking them isn't okay.

The strength coming from bullying is an ephemeral illusion. Especially by a forum’s moderator. They don’t own the forum so they’re not the creative gods that they think they are. They were given the position because the admin finds the job tedious. The moderators didn’t receive it out of love or merit, but because they are losers with nothing better to do than moderate shitty behavior that no one wants to deal with.

So it’s common that moderators abuse their power by denying free speech merely because they don’t agree with people’s opinion, even though they do nothing wrong and merely harm the moderator’s ignorance. They crave controlling others because it gives them the illusion that they are controlling their lives, crushing others give them a sense of power that ease their insecurities, and they are deep, which is why they can’t stand being contradicted the slightest, especially when they are wrong.

But that power isn’t coming from themselves, they were given to them by the site’s owner and can be taken away; and it depends on other people, needing them to be under them. But the higher they rise on their pedestal, the more detached they are from others, and the lonelier than alone they end up feeling.

Creativity and knowledge are inner strength and no one can take them away. I would humbly bow down to a moderator or anyone able to argue with me using logic and provide good reasons, I would respect someone who can teach me better and truly see them as superior, I would even bow down to them.

But someone who truly holds skills and is aware with knowledge doesn’t need to have people to flatter their ego. They’re self sufficient and don’t need people to tell them what they already know. There is no greater power than knowledge, true knowledge including about our own flaws and shortcomings, because then they can’t be used against you to shame you.

And once you fully accept yourself and the knowledge that you can be wrong, you are more capable of handling being challenged and defending yourself with sharp weapons. And there’s nothing more effective than showing someone that they are stupid, instead of simply insulting them by telling them that they are. If you can’t even explain why, then you’re just as ignorant.

Having someone look up to you in fear of punishment is nothing to be proud of, it’s like being proud to stand on a pile of worms. That’s no achievement. But having someone look up to you with gratitude for sharing something creative that made them smile, or teaching them how to better themselves and their lives… then you truly change the world… then you truly are god.

Enjoy yourself, not other people's misery by inflicting it on them. And respect people's free speech. If it's really intolerable, use yours to teach or at least outwit them. I can use my words to get away from anything. It even saved me from rape by a pedophile, I explained him that, no, this wouldn't be "making love" because I don't want to and don't feel this way, if he does this against my will, it will be rape. What saved me was hugging a tree with my arms and legs. They're way better than people.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
30 October 2014

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Hitler ~ Balloons

Happy birthday! Congratulation, you survived! Now brace yourself for another year of misery.

Hitler smiling balloons ~ Happy birthday ~ Brace yourself for another year of misery ~ blue sky

Balloons from happypartyidea. Hitler smiling from tumblr.

My favorite is the red one. He looks so warm and fuzzy. The green one scares the hell out of me. The yellow one looks a bit dumb like "Whoa I can see my house from here!" or most likely "Whoa, I can see the Jews in the camps from here! They're so many, let's cook a few."

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
30 October 2014

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Hitler ~ Nazi flag

Forbidding flags. It won’t stop people from dying and that won’t even stop children from laughing. Your life is insignificant to the world.

Hitler ~ Nazi flag ~ pinwheel child fan wind ~ forbidding flags ~ dying laughing

Grunge German Nazi flag from pixgood.

Pinwheel from electricalaudio but I couldn't find a black one (too morbid I guess) so I edited it.

Child hand holding pinwheel from parentpromise.

I wanted to use only the pinwheel but it didn't look like one as much without the stick. I tried adding a child's hand, it's much more offensive that way, so THERE. Since the pinwheel is much bigger than it should be, it makes the child look even more frail and fragile, making a big contrast with the flag representing strength. That's what the manga "Blade the immortal" said, mentioning that the symbol on Manji's back had nothing to do with Nazis.

Swastika (wikipedia)

"Due to its use in Nazism, in many Western countries the swastika is stigmatized, while it remains commonly used as a religious symbol in Buddhism and Hinduism."

"The Sanskrit term svastika meaning any lucky or auspicious object (promising success), and in particular a mark made on persons and things to denote auspiciousness, or any piece of luck or well-being. It is composed of su- meaning "good, well" and asti "being"; the suffix -ka either forms a diminutive or intensifies the verbal meaning, and suastika might thus be translated literally as "that which is associated with well-being," corresponding to "lucky charm" or "thing that is auspicious." "

It doesn't mean murder and cruelty. That wasn't the goal, it was just a side effect of what had to be done to help the people as a whole, and the Nazis did it. Have you ever thought that maybe the Jews were wrong and if Germany let them have their ways, more people would have died? Well, more Germans and other nations died than them during the war. But you don't see them cry like worthless babies about it. Get over it. If you're alive to cry, then he gave you kind mercy.


When I searched for pictures, I forgot how it was called, so I searched for "plastic fan" and I found something much more disturbing than my festive Nazi flag:

Man undergoes extensive plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber, spends $100,000 in 5 years at huffingtonpost.

You can see a before and after photo at popdust. I can barely see a difference except that he looks creepier, but not in a delightful way...

And this is highly disturbing: "Does he look like Justin Bieber? No, not exactly. But we’re sure Justin would be inspired by his persistence. Just another Belieber following their dreams!"

If someone did that with my face... I'd have them killed as a preventive measure before they do to replace me and my achievements. NO. That loser isn't following his dreams. He's not spending $100,000 to travel, to study skills, to build a business, or to dig wheels for the thirsty in a 3rd world nation or some shit that can be called a dream.

No. This guy HATES himself so much, is aware that he's such a loser who can't possibly win himself a pussy to procreate his inferior genes, that he tries to look like someone else to fool cunts like himself.

"Toby Sheldon, who the British Sun helpfully describes as a “songwriter,” dreamed of having a smile as bright as the Bieb’s."

Clearly if you write songs instead to sing like Justin, then you have no talent and changing your face to look at someone else in the mirror won't change that. It just makes you an even bigger loser. Why didn't you use that money on singing lessons and dancing classes, hm? Oh it demands efforts. There you go. That's why you're a failure that will never amount to anything. Your only fame is being gross enough to try to steal the face of someone famous. You're nothing but a circus freak show.

And about wanting a bright smile... why don't you just smile! They reflect what's inside us, if yours is dark and suck, it's because YOU suck. Stitching your mouth in a deformed shape won't change that you're soulless. If you accomplished any dreams at all then you'd be smiling better, but no, that's too hard so let's have butchers staple fame and glory into your face... yeah right. Plastic surgery never improved anyone as a person. They only get deluded more and drown in their own self loathing in a pool of their own infected blood.

But I guess just sitting on your ass suffering after being cut is easier than suffering to improve yourself and polish an art. It still makes you a ugly worthless failure without any talent.

Hitler was too busy being glorious to give a damn about looking like baby Jesus. He had much better things to do, and he reached his ambitions with the fiery passion of hell, he changed a whole country with his ideals. And he didn't let anything or anyone stand in his way!!! He didn't try to be someone else; he reached whatever he wanted to be with all his might and more until the very end! Now THAT's reaching your dreams.

Enjoy~

EDITED: I didn't know at the time, but the symbol literally represents a whirlwind in the Asian culture. It symbolizes strength and the balance of opposites. The Nazi flag is like a Japanese flag with inverted colors. And the Nazi laws were very good things. Maybe the Jews were wrong to get in the way... maybe the punishment was too harsh. But how else do you stop someone harmful to the community, who refuses to stop because it benefits him... if it's your way of life and you refuse to change... then only death can stop it.

Lisa Of Shades
30 October 2014
EDITED: 17 February 2017

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Wolf ~ Shit

Shit. It’s enjoyable! But you don’t have to watch if you don’t want to. Don’t complain and get lost, party pooper.

Wolf shit ~ pooping shiny uranium flakes ~ Enjoy SD ~ no need for bigger and better ~ party pooper

I post torrents about SD anime batches as [WolfPack]. I’m really tired of having people complain about what they don’t want, calling it shit. Yes, it is, but I can have fun with it anyway~ If I was to waste my time replying every HD that they’re a waste of processor power, space and money… I’d never get anything done! You don’t want it, leave it and shut the hell up. I can’t stop writing but even me can do that!

It took me FOREVER to find the right picture, and I had to take it from a video. But it was so worth it! Because it's actually nice to watch.

Nature Calls Wolf Ralf (Uranium) at YouTube.

"Wolf Ralf broke into our lab again and ate all the uranium flakes... now it's not only his eyes glowing in the dark. Other than that he's fine... and full of energy ;)"

A flamme shine brighter before dying. Uranium was believed to be healthy until people died of rotting cancer that made their body parts fall off. Apparently the healthy rosy hue and glow was a sign of irritation and incoming death.

"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long."
Lao Tzu, Te Tao Ching

I don't need the best of the best of the best with mention to enjoy an anime.

As long as it doesn't kill me, my computer or budget, I'm happy~

Enjoy~ Shiny!

Lisa Of Shades
3 November 2014

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Overly attached girlfriend ~ Faster heart beat

Overly attached girlfriend. She has such beautiful eyes and smile. She makes my heart beat faster. Maybe it’s love~ Or maybe it’s fear...

Overly attached girlfriend Laina ~ faster heart beat ~ love fear ~ demotivational

Information about the Overly attached girlfriend Laina at knowyourmeme.

I'd love to know her actually. She reminds me of myself when I was capable of love, long ago. But I noticed that love doesn't exist without trust, and someone unworthy of it isn't worth loving. So I'm a misanthrope now.

It's a common practice in publicities to use sex to give you the illusion that you desire the object sold instead of the person... fear can be mistaken for excitement too. But I guess it's illegal to make people buy junk by putting a gun to their heads.

Well, with junk food, they do worse than make you eat the bullets. So it’d be better to force people to eat their vegetables and fresh meat at gun point. But you have the freedom to remain stupid I guess. You are what you eat, your corpse will be processed soon too…

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
4 November 2014

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Overly attached girlfriend ~ Perfect woman


The perfect woman. She makes sandwiches. The overly attached girlfriend makes them with her hairs and feeds them to you? She’s still better than most.

The perfect woman makes sandwiches. Overly attached girlfriend Laina.

It's from the YouTube video by Laina: Make Him a Sandwich - Overly Attached Girlfriend

But the food really looks disgusting. Loads of butter WITH peanut butter, and cheese… and mustard!!!? That’s just crazy… and I know crazy.

A real cook would be able to make a sauté instead (google images). Just throw veggies, fresh meat, sea salt and spices (ginger, curcuma, thyme, parsley...) in a pan with a lid and cook on medium for 10 minutes. The oven does all the work.

Here's a Healing soup recipe too.

But guys, how hard is it to throw stuff between 2 slices of bread!? Even a child can do that without setting the house in fire. If you can’t even do that, it’s not a woman that you need, it’s a brain! Vegetables, eggs and nuts have nutrients able to improve that. Eat them.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
4 November 2014

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Overly attached girlfriend ~ Vengeance

Vengeance. I was bullied when I was young for having pale skin. I think I turned out pretty well. I have a beautiful house… and lots of corpses in the basement. Who looks like a ghost now, uh!

Overly attached girlfriend Laina ~ bullying vengeance success ~ pale skin ghost corpses in basement

It’s from the video Being Pale by Laina at YouTube. She was bullied for having pale skin, called Casper and cried a lot about it. Maybe saying BOOO! and laughing it off, to cry in private, would have given her some relied. Scaring the shit out of people by coming behind them like a creepy stalker and poking their sides... Well, she sure learned to own the creepiness with all the fun videos that she makes and becoming a meme. Good for you, lovely.

The best vengeance is to succeed better… at killing your enemies. Making them envious is a close second. I like her crazy eye twitch. Her blue green eyes are magnificent.

Snow white is very pale with dark hairs and she's a gorgeous princess. Bleached toasts aren't pretty... There are more of them but that doesn't make them better, there are more stupid people than geniuses too. I'd rather date a genius, especially a crazy funny one.

I love Goths and vampires too. Fuck the sun. Who needs it when your skin shines brightly in darkness.

I have freckles; I look like a freaking Dalmatian. But now I have too much acne for it to be noticeable, I guess there’s an upside to everything, even kidney disease symptoms. Thankfully my thick glasses distracted school brats from noticing that I look like the dog, so I got bullied about bottles instead... too bad I wasn't half deaf instead, it could have helped me tune out their bullshit. But it gave me an excuse to enjoy punching people in the face, if they had been nice to me, it would have been just rude of me...

Fair skin is more beautiful, that's why Japanese girls use umbrellas even when it doesn't rain.

Tan is for the low working class... and people who get lost in a desert with no food or water, and just stupidly stay there to have sex for generations, until they're born with tans to protect them. But if you live in a place without much sun and freaking cold snow preventing you from running naked outside, it’s best to have pale skin to absorb vitamin D when you rarely can. Evolution is cool either way.

But going in artificial tanning salons and ruining your skin and health... that's dumb.

People could kill to have such a fair skin, people with severe burns and skin cancer for example. But Michael Jackson has a skin disorder that made him lose his pigmentation; loosing his cultural identity must have been freaking traumatizing enough without people giving him shit about it.

You can’t torture someone mentally for years and expect them to be sane. You can’t harass, hurt, and make someone wish they were dead every day for countless days… then cry "why oh why" when they start shooting you... and everybody who joined or allowed it to happen.

Well, you can complain for deserved retribution, but I won't feel sorry for you.

Tormenting someone about something harmless and blameless that they can't do anything about... the only solution is to end the real problem: YOU! It's perfectly logical.

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Lisa Of Shades
4 November 2014

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Complain ~ Give a shit

Oh look! Someone who gives a shit! Go complain to him! *Laughs while you get your head bitten off by him too*

Give a shit ~ complain ~ bite head off ~ coyote pooping

Coyote pooping from imgur. Here's their keywords, they're mine now: "dog coyote pooping defecating shitting crapping scat turd feces faeces"

Fun fact: I'm eating while making that one.

But that's nothing compared to how disgusted I am by people who complain when you offer efforts to the world. You don't like it shit head? I'm sure you have a reason as good as mine for loving it. Just move on, let's agree to disagree.

Why can't people say their gratitude, why people go out of their way to put down others?

I read an article about it being a primal reaction to the unknown. Since people can't see if we are smiling or about to kill them (I'm both~), or any physical clues, they just assume that we're out to get them and are hostile out of fear, trying to dominate the new pup around too.

Is there a psychological reason for people being mean on the Internet? science.howstuffworks.

10 reasons people are mean online at huffingtonpost.

Hey Internet... Why so mean? at huffingtonpost.

And This weeks top oh shit moments - 22 pics at dumpaday. Because finding the wrong thing when you do a search can be fun too!

But here's the irony... I'd eat in people's hands that are nice to me. I'd bow down to someone who can reason with superior intelligence and knowledge with me, or at least offer me something enjoyable or needed. But wolves (I use wolf avatars) aren't dogs, they don't respond to your intimidation because they're wild animals. They don't need you, and if they want dinner, they'll just bite it off you.

I do complain too. But at least it's in a humoristic way that you can use to insult or amuse your opponents.

Because barking little bitches can't be reasoned with... so just enjoy kicking them~

You can't comment. Ha! I'm not programming this just to get insulted. I'd rather use that time and effort to insult the world!

Enjoy~ Or not. I'll never know~~~ I'm sure no one will ever read this. Not even me! But damn, I'm having fun.

Lisa Of Shades
5 November 2014

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Wolf ~ Castrate

Castrate with powerful fangs. Establish dominance!

Wolf ~ Castrate with powerful fanged jaw. Establish dominance ~ balls

Blow job. You're doing it right!

Technically it's the jaw that's powerful, and the fangs are sharp, but I wanted it to be brief so screw logic.

The picture is from Oh shit moments: wolf at dumpaday.

More: This weeks top oh shit moments - 22 pics at dumpaday. Because finding the wrong thing when you do a search can be fun too!

I cut off his uper body because he looked strangely happy about it "Oh great I always wanted to be a woman!" kind of look. He had boobs too. That's what you get from chemicals that mimics estrogen (female hormone) in soy, heated plastic and others... like beauty products... and with a body loaded with estrogen, he's probably going to want to use them too.

It's inspired by the insanity wolf memes. I make demotivational posters though, I don't like hiding the image and using the same one gets boring. Unless it's Hitler and I edit it with weird stuff.

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Lisa Of Shades
5 November 2014

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Wolf ~ Decapitate

Critics. Bite their throat. Decapitate. Hump them in the mouth. Establish DOMINANCE.

Critics. Bite their throat. Decapitate. Hump them in the mouth. Establish dominance. Insanity Wolf. Criticism, complainers.

The wolf is YOU. The critics are just barking little bitches. Those bark at anything, loudly, non stop!!!

The title used to be “Complainers”, but the problem is harsh criticism. Self pitying people wanting attention are different, even though that’s annoying too, but not murder worthy, yet it might be a kindness to put them out of their misery.

But what I’m really angry about is the people who critic what other people do, that’s easier than doing something themselves… and even if they do, even if they are more than empty lazy words, even if they were truly better… so what, you weren’t always this great, you’re not giving any information that could help people better themselves, or understand, you just belittle people.

Going out of your way just to be mean to be mean, with no other purpose than masturbating your ego in front of others. That’s just plain gross. All you deserve is to have that dirty mouth of use messed in a dirty way, since that’s all it’s good for. You think you’re so insightful, so above what the other person does, but all you do is shit all over the place, spread negativity. Just like any whining bitch who complain to get attention. But instead to use sadness you use hatred. Not an improvement. You're not even aware that you're complaining, critics think they should be thanked!

Urban dictionary: Critic, complainer and hater. It's so funny~ I feel better now~

Sure I complain too, but the big difference is that I enjoy myself deeply and avoid forcing it on others. This is my own territory, not yours; I can shit on my own carpet, throw up on the couch, or preferably howl at the moon, if I want to. You have to make an effort to hear me, so if I bother you, you can only blame yourself.

Polite requests work best, and I gave up the hope that people will care enough to validate my feelings. Now when I have a problem, I get rid of it, or I laugh my head off making a poster about it.

The photo is from Insanity Wolf at knowyourmeme.

He had grey eyes but someone turned them red in the meme. I put them blue with a glow, like Blue in the Wolf Rain anime. I use her as avatar.

Black wolves don't actually exist. They're hybrid wolf-dogs. That's why they're bigger and have mixed instincts between dog used to human and fierce wild animal that keep their distance. The result is a fearless bigger and more powerful savage beast that's unpredictable. They're my favorites.

Black wolf at wikipedia.

I hate when I do something nice for someone, and someone else who doesn't have the same taste go out of their way to insult me. As if red was better than blue. No~ they're both colors. I don't feel like red right now and being a complete asshole about it isn't going to make me like red more, I might hate you more though, and resent you for making me associate red with assholes.

Complainers really don't care about teaching people better. You did nothing wrong. It's not about their stuff being superior... they just want to FEEL superior. By any means necessary. If they go out of their way, into YOUR territory (Like HD lovers going into SD pages when it's clearly specified just to bark)... give them hell. Make sure they regret doing it... and they will probably love you for it since conflict is the only thing they ever wanted from you.

But don't waste your energy with emotional vampires. Hate is just one way among others to give a kick to your adrenal glands and juice them for more energy than their can give. Do what they should have done: Go rest, enjoy yourself... and if you feel the need to argue... Make posters or throw mine at their faces.

If you want to win with me, DO better. If you can afford HD, then you're not poor, STOP STEALING TORRENTS if you can afford paying for official sites or the DVDs... I might be so poor that I have to steal animes to stay sane and avoid going to a killing spree... but if you're rich and still steal... then you're an even bigger asshole. If you brag about that, then you’re even more stupid than me too.

If you’re so sure that you are better than me, if it’s so obvious, then why do you feel the need to try to convince me?

I need to vent all that negative energy... sometimes I wonder if it's worth making an effort for people. Thankfully this site is all for ME.

Enjoy or at least don't complain about it, or enjoy doing so~ Otherwise what's the point! Making people care and understand you? Or establish dominance? By whining? Good luck with that.

I just noticed... Wolf is singular... the plural should be wolfs, or wolve... but it's wolveS... it's like a double plural... Probably because when you have more than one around you: "shit oh shit, that's a lot of wolves!!!”

But I’d be thinking: “Aww, more fur to pet, what a wonderful way to die!” Then they’d probably accept me in their pack. Or stomach. Win-win.”

“Knives” is a double plural too. But you only need one~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
5 November 2014

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Down the rabbit hole

Despair. It’s not despair that hurts, it’s merely the fall. Once you reach the bottom, what you find is freedom. The key is absolute loneliness & having nothing left to lose. And when your descent into madness is complete, you can laugh at anything, even your own pain and death.

Down the rabbit hole ~ mad hatter ~ falling into despair leads to freedom ~ laugh at pain and death ~ no expectations, no disappointment

Bunny from The rabbit hole of persuasion architecture at pullmedia. I turned the bunny orange like the Mad Hatter's picture and because I love this crazy/halloween/prison color.

The Mad Hatter's hat is from Johnny Depp pictures by Allison Wells at bellasvitas. I increased the saturation to make it look even weirder and festive.

Usually when you fall, it’s not the fall that hurts, it’s the ground. But in the case of despair, it’s the fall that is profoundly disturbing and reaching the ground is liberating. Being grounded in madness is better than being lost in disappointed expectations.

No expectations, no disappointment, no pain. You can still gain something, but if you don't take it for granted, you'll appreciate it more.


For the damned with no expectations, everything feels like bliss.

I got the idea because my life improved, and was about to go back in the despair I was in... and as much as it hurt like hell... the fact is that I was happier and saner when I had nothing left to lose and was all alone. No one could hurt my feelings out of the blue, I can control what I do to myself, but not what others feel and do.

A friend (Yeah... Apparently I have a friend now, I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.) made an insensitive comment that reminded me what was probably the most horrifying night of my life... which opened the Pandora’s Box of all my memories because of the circumstances that made it possible to happen... The friend probably meant it as a joke, but little did she know, she wasn't just rejecting my fragile heart that I finally managed to open... I was compared to the worst person I ever met... a person who made me realize that there are far worst in this world than murder... And that's how that friend saw me...

At that moment I actually missed despair... but I don't see why I can't have both friendship and despair at the same time! Despair is a good thing; because you have zero expectations, you're not naive, you don't open your fragile and wounded heart... you don't expect people to be good to you, see you as good... validate you... No. I do that myself. I do what I want; you want to come with me, great. You want to trash me for something I'm not... seriously!? I have enough flaws to pick from already without inventing me some more.

I do appreciate the irony. I do appreciate my descent into madness, my darkness, even hell itself... because it set me free. And if I ever get hurt again, I can only blame myself... Because I can protect myself. And I will.

Enjoy~ I sure will do that too. But I read somewhere that people are pressured to ignore their own selves and feeling with the pressure of enjoyment and being happy all the time. This is NOT what I mean by "enjoy". I mean enjoy what's there right in front of you. If it's terror, sadness, pain and death...

ENJOY THAT TOO!!! And now you know why and how it's actually possible.

Lisa Of Shades
7 November 2014

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Arrogance unicorn

Arrogance. I don’t care how many people think that you’re a unicorn farting rainbows. You’re acting like an asshole to me.

Arrogance ~ unicorn fart rainbow ~ You're still an asshole ~ opinions aren't facts

Unicorns fart rainbows from by sperlingsmaedchen at deviantart. I avoid stealing other people's arts as much as possible... but it was too perfect.

I was close to take the unicorn a site with a message similar to mine:
My refusal to approve of your idiocy does not constitute hatred at misfitpolitics.

The purple sky is from dreamatico.

I first called it pride but then I realized that it could have been misinterpreted as being against gays. They help avoid overpopulation, I LOVE them.

No, it's about people online who think they're gods because they are moderators or have a group of followers that are just slightly more pathetic than they are. If you don't accomplish anything, and have a big ego just for having a big ego... Then shut the hell up. You're an asshole. You act like it, then you are. And people's opinions won't change that fact! Life is fair; people aren't... because they're dumb asses.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 November 2014

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Angry chiwawa

Ungrateful little bitches. They sure bark an awful lot.
*Kicks you through a closed window* Shut up! It was never meant for you!!!

Angry chiwawa ~ ungrateful little bitches ~ complainers ~ shut up ~ bark ~ kick through closed window ~ rose heart dog bitch ~ demotivational

This photo is from flickr. I changed the dog's sweater color from ugly pink-purple to green; to make the heart and rose stand out. The reddish color didn’t fit with the other ones.

It’s a very powerful visual. Someone can be surrounded by love but still feel threatened by anything by insecurities, because they feel and ARE small. Responding aggressively to even kindness and love, even when they want it and wish to welcome it, but they can’t go beyond their own mistrust and anger.

I try to be grateful for the things I want and move on when it’s not so I can find them. But when I make torrents, people go out of their way to attack what they don’t want, as if their opinion made it plain bad when others could need it.

They want to deny it to everyone out of their own arrogance. I loathe people like that. I can’t stop having fun making posters to insult them! Complainers attacked even those who gave me something precious that I deeply needed and appreciated… something absolutely perfect for me. I want to rip those people to shred with my teeth. If you don’t want something… THEN IT WAS NEVER MEANT FOR YOU!!!

But they just want to complain for the sake of complaining. To blow out some steam. Because things that probably have nothing to do with you frustrated them. So they spray piss around instead to handle the true reason. Those are just small insignificant bitches. Not worth listening to. And they know it, that's why they bark so loudly. Big dogs are too busy having fun catching toys in mid air. They don't feel threatened, when they are they just stare... and if you don't back off, they rip you to shreds.

Stop barking and enjoy already. If not now, then when! What would be good enough for you! NOTHING!

Enjoy everything~
Lisa Of Shades
7 November 2014

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Suicide ~ Cut ~ Road

Suicide. You’re doing it wrong. It’s down the street not across the road! Admitting when you’re wrong. It’s a sign of intelligence. You were right. It’s much better this way. Thanks!

Photoshop cut wrist suicide ~ down the street not across the road ~ hand emo

I took that from another demotivational poster with the address verydemotivational.com on it. The original text was “Emo-Nerd. Why just be apart of one socially outcast group when you can be in two?”

In case you didn’t know... (and if someone is actually reading my shit, expect Google’s indexing robots... Thanks robots! They're probably thinking "Kill me" though.) ..."across the road" refers to cutting horizontally. (And if you’re wondering why the hand got smaller, it’s the perspective because it fell lower on the ground.)

I always wondered how cutting my wrist was supposed to work since I have two big tendons sticking out vertically, making it impossible to cut my veins. I’d have to go through them and lose the use of my hand if I failed…

But when I read that it’s down the street, meaning vertically long them, it finally made sense. Not that I tried. I guess I’m too busy having fun making demotivational posters about suicide to do it.

But if you cut the whole thing across with photoshop, that’d be gushing out blood so much that it’d work.

If you’re a masochist, you can go back and forth in the history, and feel the cutting horror as many times as you want~ Now that's hard core cutting! Not the wuss posers doing kitty scratches. (Kitty keyword! Oh god, I hope someone will see this picture by Googling kittens. Or god! Oh lord savior, prayer, monk, amen... Ha!)

I guess that if you run across a wide highway street; when people are tired from work, hungry and in a hurry to get home… that would work better than down the street too!

Don't cry for help or do attention seeking. If people didn't care that you were alive, they still won't care if you're dying. You can only count on yourself, so don't be your worst enemy.

I like the answers from answerology:

"Cutting across allows the body to seal itself with the natural pressure gradients of tissue. Cutting down the VEIN (not just the arm) fillets it open, prohibiting a clot from forming."

But it can anyway even in a super hot bath.

"Cutting down the veins is also inefficient as it's somewhat difficult to reach the veins once you pass your wrist. Cutting down the veins on the wrist doesn't do a whole lot of damage in itself, and is typically an ineffective means for suicide. "

There. As I stated in another poster, the most effective way is a shot gun to the head, but even that isn't fool proof or survival instinct proof.

The blood splatter came from heroinlife and is coming out of a phone. It took me a while to select it… Time well wasted. A new legend is born!

Enjoy my efforts of madness. Or not. What truly matters is that I did~

Lisa Of Shades
11 November 2014

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Frozen ~ Elsa ~ Let it go ~ a.k.a...


Let it go. a.k.a. FUCK YOU ALL ~ FREEZE AND DIE ~ GO TO HELL

Frozen: Elsa ~ Let it go ~ a.k.a ~ Fuck you all ~ freeze and die ~ go to hell ~ also known as

It's pretty much self explanatory. The song from the movie Frozen with Elsa could have been called something else. (a.k.a. means also known as.) But it might not sound as beautiful and children friendly.

I have the song in Dutch, German and Japanese, who knows the words they're actually saying. I turned my back on French after they ruined a joke in a movie I really loved, it insulted it. Now I use English. I reach more knowledge that way.

You can learn not only from what is being said, but what isn't being said scream even louder. The opposite of love isn't hatred, it's indifference. Ignoring someone is much crueler... you don't even acknowledge that they exist. It's not just making them wish they were dead... It's like already being dead without the release of peace.

But inner peace can be found. Just stop giving a damn~ But that's in more words than three.

Just enjoy my poster and the movie~ The torments will pass, burry them in new good memories. Even if it's just demotivational posters... and lots of them!

Lisa Of Shades
12 November 2014

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