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Ratatouille ~ Anton Ego ~ Swallow
Cerberus gate keeper
SD vs. HD statistics
Upgrade browser
Cockfight
Samurai squirrel
Murderous clowns
Human Piñata
Nose breaker trophy
Lord of the rings ~ Gollum
Technology ~ 480p
Insanity Wolf ~ Bumblebee ~ torrent
Technology 2 ~ 480p ~ Cortana
Golf is murder
Crazy vs. boring people
Frozen + Insanity wolf
Frozen: Elsa vs. Joker
Frozen: Elsa vs. Lion King
Frozen: Nuclear bomb
Frozen: Let it go ~ Baby
Bear ~ We are what we eat
Christmas ~ Creepy baby decoration



Ratatouille ~ Anton Ego ~ Swallow


Your bullshit.
When I don't love it, I don't swallow!

Ratatouille ~ Anton Ego ~ Your bullshit ~ When I don't love it, I don't swallow!

I really love this movie: Ratatouille (2007) at IMDb.

I made that about a friend who mocked my mind and dismissed my opinions and feelings, just because I said that I don't feel like he threat me like a friend anymore... That was hurtful not comforting. Clearly, I was right. And not swallowing his bullshit actually means that I'm lucid, but messing with my mind and heart is hard on anyone's sanity.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
13 June 2015

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Cerberus gate keeper

The gates of my warm hellish heart. If you don't have my trust yet, you shall not pass. And if you lost it, you will never pass again.

Cerberus ~ you shall not pass ~ Gates of hell ~ hellish heart ~ Gate keeper

I have to protect myself. I always wondered why he didn't guard the door to Heaven instead. Or didn't guard the door from the inside of Hell to avoid letting the people get out. It will be harder to see them coming if they come from behind.

But no, he's facing outside, to stop outsiders from joining the party.

And any asshole can go to heaven, because self-righteous people enjoy themselves at other people's peril. I love my evil gate keeper. He protects me against an even greater evil... or worse... the abuse of "good" people in denial.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 June 2015

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SD vs. HD statistics


(1) SD 480p & less (4) HD 720p (2) 1080p. SD lovers. A minority that isn't as far behind as you might think. It's as many as 1/7 people. Not less than 1/1000. Bullying the minority arrogantly makes me want to be humbly different even more. If bigger was always better, 1080p would be the majority, but it's not.

SD vs. HD statistics ~ pie chart (circle chart) circular statistical graphic ~ bullying the minority

There! Math is always right.

To make that I took 360 degrees, divided it by my number of total parts, then I got the angle number that I needed to rotate my lines.

I used a very old Flash. Old stuff did the job, and when you know how, it can still be an efficient tool.

The new programs often only have buttons with a different style and new images in the library... because incompetent people have been using them so much instead of creating their own that everyone is sick of looking at them. I didn't upgrade because the code didn't work anymore and all I learn at school for a year was worthless.

It didn't work better, it was just different. Also, I couldn't have as many programs open at once because they sucked so much processor and memory that it made everything lag and bug. Just to display shitty visuals and load the program with worthless garbage. So older stuff was actually faster.

Why would I buy a new computer, mine was build to be powerful enough to do 3D, even though I never did any. And now I need 4 more cores just to check my mail and browse basic web sites!!!? Why? Because incompetent people won't resize their photo and don't know how to optimize a web site?

And after all that waste of money, just to watch and do the same stuff... (jerk off with porn, instead to read science and make some art like I do) ...you think I'm the fool?

Suuuuuure~ You're so better than me because your computer can display more pixels.

Good for you.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
7 July 2015

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Upgrade browser

Time to upgrade.
No thanks. This painful mess is still easier to use than an unfamiliar new browser, OS and computer that would take forever to customize before they finally become stable.

Time to upgrade browser, OS, computer ~ web site menu mess ~ no thanks

The screen capture is how I saw the site memebase.cheezburger.com before they changed their design. Now I can't see the next page button so I'll have to increase the number manually in the adress.

When I started web design, we used tables. They where a pain and we had to use invisible transparent gifs to stop columns or rows from collapsing... but with floating div they end up piled up on top of each other. I absolutely loathed the new method. It was unstable from the start since browsers don't display or code exactly the same way.

My site, bananapoop, is made with div. But they don't float in the top left corner with a given position with CSS. They are inside each other and lined up side by side, so they force each other to be in a certain position. They can't be on top of each other. I had to develop that myself. It'd probably harder to do to make sure that everything stays stable and adjust itself, even when people increase the text size, but I'd hate myself to do anything less.

But I still gave up web design. They upgraded techniques and started to make the shittiest results. People shouldn't have to own your exact same computer and use the exact same OS and browser to display your site properly. I sure hope that my site doesn't shit all over your hands.

Since this site is entirely done custom made, you don't have to allow javascript from 50 different sites. I just close the page when web sites do this shit to me. I code with PHP and use simpler toys. No I don't have those fancy menus that pop in your face like a shot gun when you need them... but I can't stand those anyway!!!!!!!! They always pop when you don't; scaring the shit out my brain (if you flash stuff too fast you can give certain people seizures) and they vanish when I try to move on them... So screw those. That's why I have 3 menus. It has the bonus of making my text area very narrow. Sure you have to scroll like crazy, but it's easier to keep sight of the line that you are reading this way. That's why journals use a bunch of narrow columns instead of one line across one page... That'd be much harder to read, especially across both pages.

When I upgraded my Windows XP to service pack 2... years ago... back when I had the illusion that newer was better... The damn thing put everything back to default! It took me forever to customize my stuff!!! I think even my codec videos couldn't be found and some programs wouldn't work anymore! It started to shit in my hands...

The upgrade praised itself to fix security issues. Before the upgrade, the viruses didn't use my old doors anymore. But when Windows closed them to open the new ways, I actually became vulnerable to attacks! Because my computer became compatible with all the new viruses! The upgrade completely destroyed my Windows after a week! It took me weeks to reinstall everything. I have many CDs to install just for my hundreds of fonts... I have many web design program, I had many web sites to link to my host and I had to remember very old passwords... So much really annoying stuff to do all over again... and customize to my liking...

I hated the window icon for the videos so badly that I modified the registry manually! I risked destroying my Windows to have the cute music note from the special program that came with my ATI video card: all in wonder with a remote control and possibility to plug anything in my computer and do screen capture of my videogames. I no longer have a TV because my computer is just too versatile.

But it doesn't exist anymore.

The newest computer may be faster, but Windows's 8 stupid cell phone menu was so gaudy and tedious to use that my XP from 2004 is actually faster to use. I turned off all the stupid animations. Sure it's spectacular to have abstract 3D objects do an animation for several minutes every time you open a Window... in science fiction animes and movies... but when you need to WORK... Fuck that superficial shit!

I wouldn't buy a computer case that has lights like a Christmas tree either!

I don't need to follow the vicious cycle of needing a more powerful computer so I can stupidly use bigger files and prettier buttons in my programs that will suck more power to display... In the end it's exactly the same... It doesn't do anything new... I'd even lose the coolest functionalities of all! For what? Gaudy crap and bigger screens that wouldn't even fit in my small room. It's just a fucking cock contest.

Sure I love gadgets. I did go study in web design. So I understand the appeal of pretty technology. I wanted to specialize in custom made full flash web sites. I found them so beautiful... until I tried to use one to actually get some information. I wanted to kill because it was so slow to use, the animations angered me. It took forever to download and was lagged. I couldn't even copy and paste phone numbers an I had to type the address manually to google the map... Sure it was pretty... but it was the most boring shit even as a movie, and completely too hard and tedious to use as an information pamphlet.

So I gave up upgrades... Many issues that you had to deal with to be able to use your computer... I didn't have to deal with that crap.

Sure some sites don't display right and I had to give up some. Sure I'm having a hard time finding animes in 480p, but when I finally do I'm way more grateful and appreciative. I don't want to download 3gigs per 30 minute episodes to get "the best of the best" 1080p. Buy the DVD (oh pardon me sir~ the fancy blue ray, or pink unicorn lasers, whatever is making you feel better about yourself) if you want the best. If you want to download and hopefully share an upload... a smaller file will be more efficient. And THAT's what's best. There's more than one criterion, more than one possible quality in the world, in everything, and in people.

Judging that something is the best blindly because it's bigger or the most expensive... that's unwise. When I bought my music CD player, I chose the best compromise between what I needed and the price. My friend mindlessly bought the most expensive one in the store and started to brag about it. She paid much more money to have many buttons for programmable radio stations... I never listen to the radio, that's why I bought a CD PLAYER! She wasted her money on something that she didn't even need, she wouldn't have noticed the difference... and I wouldn't notice a difference even in my showed where in 3D, after a while, what matters is how good the show is.

I am sick of that arrogance... all you do is sit on your ass and watch other people's accomplishments. If you can afford the biggest screen and newest computer... then you really suck even more if you have the money to reward the artists by BUYING their shows but don't, you ungrateful bastard.

Piracy is for people who cannot afford to buy fancy stuff. So forbidding small files on torrent web sites because you want to pride yourself by offering only "the best of the best" is spitting in the face of the people who need your services the most and encouraging selfish greedy people to be even more arrogant than they are.

Not allowing SD or avi on your torrent site is denying people's need because that's not good enough for you.

Compared to food, it's be like rich people forcing the people who can't afford caviar and lobster to starve, instead to allow groceries to have affordable regular fresh products, because anything less than delicacies isn't good enough for them. So they don't want it to exist at all, because if you're too crappy to be their equal, then you might as well starve to death. Well, that's the crappiest type of people ever! Allowing all the people who want to offer something to generously do so (unless it's corrupted or full of viruses of course) is better, it's more in the spirit of sharing. Then let customers make their own choices. If no one download their stuff ever... they'll get the point. If some arrogant bastard who want 999p download 480p by mistake, learn to read, search and filter you shit head! How can you possibly be superior when you're not even able to choose what you want! Whining and bullying to have what you don't want vanish so you can mindlessly swallow everything in sight... damn you disgust me for so many reasons.

The biggest and newest isn't necessarily the best.

To make a wise decision, don't just go for the biggest good sides because they also come with the biggest downsides. Everything has both, and in balance.

It's best to chose according to many factors and decides what's best for your means, situation and preferences.

Sure I'd like to have a new computer, but I'd have to cut back on food to be able to afford it... I need food to heal my chronic diseases caused by deficiencies and anorexia... Being in physical pain is much worse than too old browser pain. Functional vital organs are much more precious than the coolest new gadget that I'm envious of.

But even if I had the money, even if I could manage to find a video card with a remote, TV in and capture as cool as what I have...

I' have to spent weeks banging my head trying to understand new stuff, customize it, and debug horrors and stuff that would shit in my hands... and I don't have the emotional energy for that. I'd rather use that energy to talk to my friends, make posters... and since I'm sick, I can barely find the energy to cook and clean for myself... and my pets...

When I saw Window 7, it seemed better than Vista, but when I went to the stores to check the prices and saw the stupid Window 8 trying to pretend to be a phone... I ran out of the store cursing. Even the people who are addicted to their phones hated it, and I hated phones...

"Improvements" focus on superficial criteria to impress superficial ignorant people who only use their computer to post selfies on facebook. (Word gave an error for selfies and suggested selfish. Hahaha, that's right!)

I have my music, uTorrent, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, many windows, many word text files, a video program, and the internet open at the same time. I don't have time to watch pretty tedious icon animations and scrolling every time I want to jump from a program to the next. I need to get stuff done.

My old programs are light, so my power and memory can be small. New computer are powerful, with 4 cores, but they waste 3.5 cores to display gaudy stuff in the OS that slows own the usability... So in the end it's worse. How can you possibly make a computer slower to use than one that is way less powerful... I guess it takes creativity...

Years ago, we optimized images for the web. There's a special mode in photoshop to do that. Now, any retard who take a photo can just shove it straight online. It used to take forever to display, but now with more expensive internet connections and computers... even the stupidest people can do anything... yes... they sure do anything anyhow... They could read some simple tutorials... or lower their settings on their phone... but no, let's be completely ignorant, just throw a whole lot of money of the latest gadget, push that one button to make something happen... then let's pat our own backs with a selfie stick. No need to learn how to optimize things... how to use options. How to edit. Bigger is better, so let's use images that are bigger than my freaking anime videos! Others are just being inferior for not getting the biggest shit.

Ignorant shit heads, that's what you are. I wish I could be jealous and miserable enough to kill myself investing in superficial junk instead of my own health... but then I notice that they're even more miserable than I am because they spend their days actually watching ads and celebrities who have gold plated Ferraris and shit. And they compare themselves to each other and feel awful over that one thing that the other person has better instead to appreciate their own stuff to the fullest.

So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to enjoy my old crap, my old loyal crap that never failed me as I went through hell and back... my old shitty friend that I know even better than family.

My precious P4 with Windows SP1, Photoshop 7 and Firefox 2... yup, in 2015. And that's what got the job done.

What have you done with your way better stuff? Wasted body fluids on porn? Got a few likes on Facebook from people who mean nothing to you?

Good for you.

Enjoy~

I do wish I could upgrade my browser to recognize and execute the new way to type the code... but it would change the visual layout of my frame, make my add on become incompatible... and probably put everything back to default, forcing me to customize all my preferences and the sites that I block and allow all over again... I guess that when you mindlessly took what is given to you as is... and wouldn't know how to hack your OS to have different images in the background of your favorite folders... and make your own icons... I guess you'd welcome a new design. But I don't. I made my own. And I'm very happy with it.

I do wish I could simply upgrade my browser to recognize and execute the new codes... but it would change everything. Even the visual layout of my frame too, and my add-ons will become incompatible with the new browser so I'd have to upgrade them to... and it probably will put everything back to default, forcing me to customize all my preferences and the sites that I block and allow all over again... And Firefox is forcing me to upgrade my Windows to be able to... and that would probably mean upgrading my machine so the processor and memory can handle all the superficial heavy visual crap that they added in it... It's like a domino effect that sucks your money and sanity... and in the end it looks exactly the same... at best. As if people saw a difference between 480p and 1080p on a screen as small as a phone... or computer lap top... It's just mindless arrogance. The p means pixel, not penis you know.

I guess that when you mindlessly took what is given to you as is... and wouldn't know how to hack your OS to have different images in the background of your favorite folders... and make your own icons... I guess you'd welcome a new design. But I don't. I made my own.

And I'm very happy with it. It's like my web site, it's not the best of the best, but it's functional. Quick and painless. The newly upgrades sites that display "Upgrade your browser because we no longer care about your preferences" can go fuck themselves.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
14 August 2015

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Cockfight

480p vs. 720p or 1080p. It's a useless cock contest. Both of them are tasty. The “p” doesn't stand for penis you know... It means how many pixels tall. Bigger isn't always better. Smaller screens don't need the biggest videos. Frugal older processors can't play them safely. Choose your personal best and let others do the same.

Cock contest ~ SD vs. HD ~ chicken fight ~ cockfight

I made a good joke in the text for the previous poster... about how angry I was that someone who share smaller videos got banned from my favorite torrent site for animes. He was my only hope to be able to watch some series. I had to make a poster out of the joke about the cock contest of mistaking pixels for penis.

That image really makes that war cruel and useless. Cockfights are... but at least the chickens pluck each other's feathers so it will be less work before cooking them. I'd prefer if they had a quick a painless death so their flesh would be tender and healthier from not being stressed sick.

Enjoy happy chickens and any amount of pixels, just don't be a dick to others about it~

Lisa Of Shades
14 August 2015

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Samurai squirrel

Samurai squirrel. Is not amused by your bullshit. He's going to cut off your nuts and eat them too.

Samurai squirrel ~ katana ~ bullshit ~ nuts ~ demotivational poster

When I saw that photo, I couldn't resist adding what was missing from the pose.
The samurai hat is from comicvine. I had a hard time changing the angle and finding a sword with an acceptable perspective.

I wish I had that much skill: the armored squirrel at worth1000 is amazing.

Interesting stuff to read that I found searching for images from xpatnation: Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
16 September 2015

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Murderous clowns.

Murderous clowns. Because trying to make dull people laugh is hopeless. They kill what bores them to death.

Murderous clown ~ boring people with blank faces ~ cheer or kill the problem

I was having a discussion with Tij about the group that kicked me out... and why I act like a clown and end up saying stuff that are so creepy. Well, I can't stand people's blank emotionless faces... It really freaks me out. If my hyper goofiness is annoying to them, it's not just boring for me to be with people like that... it's creepy to be with a bunch of zombies... obsessed with their cell phone, a communication device, but unable to have an actual conversation...

You lost your soul and mind. Worse... you failed to cultivate it because technology made it so easy for you to do so, that you assumed that you didn't have to put any efforts into learning anything from the Internet... It's all the information on Earth about everything... but you just look at porn, cat videos, and sent cheap chat talk and smileys... I'm disgusted.

I read how people with Asperger's syndrome fail to get social clues... that I should know when people are bored, not interested or creeped out from their expression and adjust my behavior and topics accordingly... But people are ALWAYS bored, not interested and judging people negatively!!! Why aren't THEY supposed to express their limits and FIND A BETTER TOPIC!

No they just stay there silently like ghosts behind a wall... and expect me to do all the work and guess everything for them! And THEN they judge me because my efforts weren't to their liking. FUCK YOU!

Sure when you do less than nothing, share nothing and end up being nothing inside, no one can reproach you being different than them... But that's not being alive... So yeah, I try to cheer that oppressive mood with silly stuff to free our minds... and when that doesn't work... I'll make you react by scaring the freaking shit out of you! With a oh so subtle comment, not a hatchet, no need to refuse to be in the same room as me.

I guess that makes me an emotional vampire... But how do you people feel alive by not feeling anything at all?

Enjoy something, anything, even creepy thing, but put a smile on your face, even a creepy one of doom! I'm begging you... Your expressionless faces destroys my soul even more than that creepy clown.

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 7 October 2015
Text: 10 October 2015

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Human Piñata

Piñata: "Receiving the beating isn't as fun as giving it. I'm sorry. Stop!"
Guy with bat: "No you're not. But you will be~"
Human Piñata. Instant therapy for children against violent, abusive and neglectful parents. That's all you deserve for not teaching them any better.

Human piñata ~ spiked bat ~ rage comic faces ~ therapy ~ vengeance against bad parenting

I used rage comic faces. I added red gloves because the guy with the foam bat was black, and I didn't want to start a racist debate issue. There's never any way to win those... they'll complain that all the characters are white, and they'll complain that a black guy with a bat perpetuate the belief that black people are violent, even if I made them all black... So yeah... red gloves and rage comic faces it is! They're funny.

I was talking about bad childhood and bad parenting with my friend... how parents can use their kids as a punching bag for their frustrations instead to teach positively when the child does something actually wrong.

My own family liked to do psychological violence. When doctor finally discovered that I have two chronic disease and that I'm not actually crazy or lazy, but my internal organs are shutting down and the symptoms where just the tip of the iceberg of my genuine internal suffering...

My father also has thyroid problems and know how much a metabolism that shuts down can impair living... but he said "No, you, you're just a hypochondriac." as if had a monopole on disease... I endured and listened to him complain that it's so hard to go travel in tropical paradises with all his money... while my web design clients refused to pay me and I had to go get half rotten vegetables from food banks to get by... (They also have dry bread and crushes cakes... it's garbage)...

My father wouldn't even send me a few bucks for my birthday and Christmas... I never asked for money because I wanted our relationship to be based on love and respect... When he called me crazy and fake when I finally had the proof... I asked if he wanted to see the doctor's report... He shut the hell up... and I never spoke to him again. Or more precisely... I never allowed his rotten mouth to spread his poison and stress me out... to avoid wasting my energy on his psychological violence. With "love" like that, I sure don't need hate... or that kind of "love". Or parents like that.

My aunt told me that I deserve to suffer. I asked for an apology for 6 months, she kept completely ignoring my words, even hanging the phone on me... but then she sent me a huge check... like paying me to shut the hell up... instead of a simple word of respect, of care, of compassion... of love... she wanted to buy her good conscience so I'd suffer in silence, humiliation... being on my knees with a polite smile with she farted in my face and looked down on me with a condescending hatred that she'd be proud to call helpful love...

I kicked my entire family out of my life. Permanently. I made them believe that I moved... with no new address. The tragedy is that they never came to see me... so they have no idea that I'm still here. They never tried to apologize. Someone left a message saying that they wanted me to call them back... making demands... but not a single word of care, or apology... They wanted to find me to keep the control... They wanted to keep me far away at arm length on THEIR terms... At best they wanted to send me a few bucks and a card twice a year, to feel like the most caring people in the world... while they let me die all alone, when I was terrified because I could barely walk to the refrigerator and barely afford decent food...

We don't choose our family. But we sure as hell can choose to keep them in our lives or not. I chose not to, but not just to protect myself from them... but because they are lucky that I never murdered them... and I want to keep it that way. Not because murder is wrong, they made me regret I was born, my mother pushed me to anorexia by calling me fat and ugly constantly, pushed me to try to commit suicide by telling me how much she doesn't want me to be there and want to kick me out... constantly... when I was as quiet as a potted plant because I was so malnourished... and even when I had the control I didn't know how to take care of myself, protect myself... because no one ever cared enough to, and even told me that I didn't deserve to...

I kicked them out of my life because that's as effective as killing them and they're not important enough to risk ending up in jail... but I sometimes wonder... if I had killed me mother and saw that house burn... would the nightmares finally go away.

Well, my friend got beaten so badly that he couldn't get up and walk...

Hypoglycemic rage, or any anger, isn't wrong in itself... It's the will to live, the survival instinct, wanting to fight for our needs... But choosing to beat an innocent child to vent frustrations instead to nurture ourselves so we can have the energy to do it for our loved ones... That's unacceptable... and unforgivable.

I am using this web site, my art, and sarcasm... to vent my anger, to scream my outrage, and to educate... without attacking anyone in particular...

But if you do something that caused me grief... I have no shame telling you how much I hate what you did.

Enjoy a better way to vent anger. It's purpose is to protect, not to destroy. It's perfectly good and even legal to fight back. It's self defense. And if pain is all that they give you, then they can't expect to enjoy better from you either. But sometimes the only way to break the cycle is to walk away...

Discover better ways to live, to feel, to be and enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 7 October 2015
Text: 10 October 2015

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Nose breaker trophy

Nose breaker trophy. Accidental revenge while defending yourself
is guilt free.

Nose breaker trophy ~ funny nose moustache glasses ~ self defense ~ guilt free revenge

A friend told me a story of avoiding his dad's punch by lowering himself. The bad father didn't vent his frustrations on an easy defenceless prey this time, because as he continued his movement, my friend got back up. His head gave an uppercut under the guy's nose. It broke.

My friend laughed at his father as he was the one on the floor crying for the first time.

He never got hit again. I guess when punching bags fight back, it's not as fun.

My friend didn't want to by respect for his father, but he must have respect for his own well being too! By at least fleeing... but avoiding the hit turned into the best attack by accident. So he doesn't need to be guilty. His father hurt himself trying to hurt his son... It's even better than fighting back because he can't blame the son... only his own stupidity.

I'm so happy for my friend. He didn't have to take it and he didn't! You're not doing attackers a favor by letting them hit you, it enable them to be awful people. You encourage them to continue by making it so easy and empowering. It doesn't matter if you win, never go down without trying. Even if you did something wrong and deserved it, even if you love the person.

Defend yourself. Be safe. Because your life is all yours and no one has the right to toy with it.

Well, when people are exhausted and starved, they can get hypoglycemic and not think clearly. The hunger rage can make them berserk. They can die from that starvation so the fight or flight gets triggered. The problem is lack of self care and nutrition, but we need to blame something external because that's where our eyes look at...

The father said to my friend that it was to teach him a lesson... but when I asked him what it was, what his father claimed that he did to deserve this... He was never told.

That's clearly not a lesson when you don't even explain your point. And if you do it properly, you don't need to beat people up. If it's a wise request the kid will do it, or will learn from the consequences not to do it... or will suffer enough from their own stupidity.

But no, he just wanted to vent. Punch a pillow, asshole. It can't break your nose.

The survival instinct must be educated, not denied and suddenly allowed to roam like a rabid dog attacking your own loved ones and allies like a fool. Someone like that, with an emotional and rational brain that went to sleep while the dog let himself out... He only will understand pain to stop hurting people. He will only stop if the gains are no longer in his favor compared to the risks.

It's pathetic that it took a broken nose to stop beating a defenceless child who did NOTHING. But that was necessary.

Nourish and defend yourself. Don't count on your parents to be wiser than you. They're fed the same bullshit propaganda by the media as you. Dig deeper. The solution is often in the mud... growing life will help your body grow, renew itself, function... and with a clear mind... you'll be able to grow as a person too.

I love you my friend, than you for defending yourself. I'm so proud of you. Here's a trophy.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 18 October 2015
Text: 21 October 2015

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Lord of the rings ~ Gollum

"You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you."
"*GASPS!*"
"No wait... I actually DO!"

Thank you so much For being my friend. I know that I'm not making it easy, being so crazy creepy and all... I really appreciate you from the bottom of my dark heart. I love you my precious. I'd jump in lava for you.

"You're so worth it."

If someone as wonderful as you loves me... then I regret NOTHING.

Lord of the rings ~ Gollum ~ You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

EDITED:

I deleted the text. I made this to thank a friend after a group kicked me out, but he never had any respect for me and ended up trying to force me to give him what he didn't want to give me... He harassed me so much.. I regret meeting him...

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 20 September 2015
Text: 24 September 2015
EDITED: 23 July 2016

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Technology ~ 480p

(The text is below)

Technology ~ space shuttle, phone, terminator, Iron Man, remote control, windows 8, upgrade, 480p video

Technology.

Became so advanced that a smart phone has more computing power than the first space shuttle.

But instead to send people to the moon, or at least have a meaningful conversation, you use phones to send texts that aren't even words!

We could have put computers in robots to help us rest and preserve the environment.


(Image: Terminator in a flower field with human skulls)

Terminator: "Rest in pieces, humans. Go pollute in hell!"


But instead we used that superior power to merely download bigger videos and watch them on a bigger screen on our bigger asses! Then you argue about who have the biggest one.

At least we could have made an AI that can understand vocal commands and help us multitask. But you'd probably waste his potential on dumb shit too.


(Image: Living room. Iron Man figurine on the couch masturbating. Pepper on a giant TV that I've edited. Jarvis circle hologram.)

Iron Man: Jarvis, download more porn. My hands are full. (Fap~ Fap Fap~)
Jarvis: Of course, sir.
(Pepper kinda looks outraged on the screen.)


Computers could at least have a cool remote control. They could plug anything in & out and record it as data. But ATI doesn't make the All-in-Wonder card anymore. It's actually a downgrade of options and usability!

Upgrades focused on superficial HD. Some people don't even notice a difference or hate it.


(Remote control and video card.)


Sure, 4 cores are more powerful than one. But if your operating system uses most of them to display gaudy animations in a confusing menu, it's actually slower to use!!!


(Image: Windows 8 horrible menu. Even the people who like a sliding menu on their phone hate it on their computer.)


Upgrade
I'll do it when the changes will finally be an improvement. The last decade brought nothing but shallow disasters. I've noticed unbearable things far worse than watching a video in 480p.


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Someone asked me what was the point of making a torrent batch in 480p, as if I should just die or upgrade, and everyone interested in what I had to offer too. I snapped and got my revenge constructively with sarcastic art. I like the part about people arguing about who's got the biggest one. The word before that used to be screen... But I added "sitting on our bigger asses" So it sounds like people are arguing about who's the biggest asshole. Yeah, that's exactly what they are doing.

Enjoy instead of trying to stop others from enjoying their stuff. Unless you enjoy that, then just fuck off.

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 18 October 2015
Text: 21 October 2015

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Insanity Wolf ~ Bumblebee ~ torrent

A new torrent! Let’s swarm! No need to choose wisely. If it’s not the size I want, I’ll hatefully blame the uploader.

Insanity Wolf ~ Torrent, swarm, bumblebee, complainers, haters

This is a meme but I don't have a section for that. It's Insanity Wolf. Maybe I should put it in the section Shad Wolf, but the eyes are red instead of blue, so it's different... I'm lazy.
I got angry at people complaining about my torrents. Just chose wisely for your needs and let others do the same. Don't just assume that the best for you is the best for me. In a small home a huge screen would be hard to watch when too close to it. And I need to invest the little money that I have on my frail health instead of technology. Trying to play HD with my computer is impossible, or would burn my motherboard's processor. Sure I could buy a used computer easily... I just love my customised crap.

It doesn't matter whether it's because I want it or can't have any different... I do what I do for a reason. Having more choices offered to you is a good thing even if you don't want it.

How would you like it if the only choice available was MINE. MY 480p. Oh HD looks better? But that's just one criterion. My 480p win about download and upload speed, hard drive space, DVD in the room and money spent to buy them. So it's the most logical choice as a whole.

I'm asexual so I don't want sex, but if I did... I'm sure that I wouldn't want the biggest dick if it was painful in my small body... and was literally rotting with STD... On someone who doesn't try to make it fun for me by doing what I like, who ejaculates before I have the time to feel anything good... who stinks... and who beats me up.

Oh you have the biggest? Wow. Good for you. Now FUCK OFF!

Oh you don't like what you downloaded from me? Why did you download it. Learn to use your free will wisely, instead of trying to deny it to others, because you're too stupid to know how to choose for yourself!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 19 October 2015
Text: 21 October 2015

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Technology upgrade ~ 480p ~ Cortana

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Technology ~ 480p ~ blue screen of death ~ customized Windows ~ XP, 8, 10 ~ Cortana


(I added comments when I described the images.)


This is my outdated custom made computer from 2002. The Windows is customized too.


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A screen capture of my desktop.

Background: Sephiroth from FF7 and that's a screen capture from Kingdom Hearts that I've modified. I leave Windows properties open to show a random image or photo even when my screen saver isn't on. My download program uTorrent in the lower left. Winamp on the right with a skin of the game Okami.

I was cooking something so there's an alarm in the top right corner of Gunslinger girls. I sleep with white noise so there's the Classic Player open above the torrent program. I have a line of shortcuts at the bottom of my desktop, above my taskbar. I don't open my program full screen to show those links and have a super fast access to my most important folders and stuff.

(End)


I use XP in classic mode. It looks like Windows 2000 with slimmer bars and extra workspace. The animations are turned off for faster performances.

Swiiiiish~ becomes BAM!


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A window that does an animation from the task bar to its open position in the screen. It drew me nuts. I open it instantly like a blast of shotgun in the face. I edited it as a parody.

(End)


I made folders icons of different colors & images. Organized with lines. Decorated with a mouse & fishes. I can find my animes easily with a screen capture on the folders. I hacked a hidden code to add a background in some folders.


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3 screen captures of how I organized and customised my folders.

(End)


The new Windows designs merely add even more gaudy animations, slowing down the usability. That ugly generic mess would take forever to customize before it becomes usable. Probably impossible with 8. The icons are too big, limiting the amount and hiding the background. The windows appear with useless slow transparent transitions.


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Windows 8 desktop opening a window with slow transparency.... equals... An image of a ballerina with all the motions of her movement displayed at once.

It's hard to read a transparent text above another text... I don't have the time to sit back and watch animations when I work or play. I want to work or play! If you add all the time wasted watching that, in 10 years it'd probably be months of your life wasted. If I want to see animations, I watch animes. Not transparent squares appearing and vanishing. Woaaa~ So impressed. No. It might look cool in a futuristic anime to have a computer doing 3D animations that take forever between tasks, but not when you need to get things done!

(End)


Blurry motions overstimulate and exhausts the brain. They drain energy needed to work and play. They will cause dizziness, nausea, headaches and even seizures! It might be pretty impressive as a demo, but I can’t look at this for hours!!!


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Windows 8 hated menu sliding left and right. Like a ballerina jumping faster and blurrier.
Dimmer issue help, giving me seizures at reddit about Windows 8. Yup, it gives seizures.
Windows 8 Makes me ILL! at eightforums:

"Since I started using the 'Tiles' I have been suffering with headaches and dizziness! I get this same problem when I try to watch one of those bloody movies that have that silly 'shaky camera' effects for no reason. I suppose the way that this affects me is similar to those people who cannot handle strobe lights, heights etc."

They called that vertigo. But photosensitive epilepsy does that, I have low blood sugar and sensitive nerves, I can get overwhelmed with useless shit.

(End)


Weee~ Weee~ WEEE!
NO!


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Opening internet explorer does worse than stupid transparency, the window twirls on itself... I got motion sickness. Seriously. I probably had a seizure too.

It's even worse animated, watch it at YouTube:
Learn Windows 8 in 3 minutes (OK, it's really 4)

(End)


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


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Family guy cartoon, everyone throwing up. I was looking for an image of someone throwing up in a bucket but it express my feelings even better. Look at the animated gif version with moving vomit!

Videos from YouTube:

Francis Hates Windows 8 He's so angry it's hilarious. He got the blue screen of death soon after buying it. I never did in a decade.

HP Envy H8 Review: I HATE WINDOWS 8 Calmly objective.

(End)


My old computer can’t play HD, but 480p is better than this! Hell, I even prefer Windows 1! It’s ugly but it’s functional and at least it doesn’t hurt.


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Windows 1 from this video at YouTube:
Windows History (Windows 1.0 - Windows 8

(End)


In 13 years, I’ve never seen the “blue screen of death”! It has a smiley face in Windows 8 now? Wow. What an improvement! How about NOT bugging!!!? In spite of all those upgrades, Window 8 can’t even handle itself.


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The blue screen of death, before and after its make over. ":( Your PC ran into a problem that it couldn’t handle, and now it needs to restart."

(End)


I also have the coolest remote control. Wait... who’s Cortana? A Halo character... and Windows 10 assistant...?


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Background of Cortana "Good morning! Ask me to search and open stuff instantly~" But she's the blue circle in the lower left corner of the task bar. We can have a lot of icons again! The assistant is absolutely amazing. You can ask her personal questions and she has a personality! I want to upgrade now. Hahaha.

Videos from YouTube:
Windows 10 Cortana Features
Talking with Cortana - Windows 10

Then I got so speachless, I used a rage comic face. I discovered Windows 10 while I was making this art against upgrades. But I kinda destroyed my own argument. Hahaha. When I have a negative opinion, nothing makes me happier than to be proven wrong and learning something new.

(End)



THANK YOU!!!


Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 19 October 2015
Text: 21 October 2015

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Golf is murder

I'd like to play golf. With the people who are hurting my friend. I'm sure I can have fun even if I don't hit the balls. But I’ll make sure to hit those too.

Golf is murder ~ woman decapitate man ~ clobber

I Photoshoped that. Adding the shadow was difficult and is probably in the wrong direction. The resize option (Ctrl+T) can change the perspective if you hold a button... shift, Ctrl or alt or a combination... I selected the guy, painted it in a layer above with a color taken from her shadow, then flattened the perspective. I love adding blood splatters. I like how vigorous is her swing.

It's about a father hurting a son, but it can be used against sexual abuse.

Just because it's your kid doesn't give you the right to do anything. If you need to vent, buy a punching bag, it won't be able to cut your throat open in your sleep out of pure desperate survival instinct.

If you want to teach a lesson, use constructive explanations. Insults never gave me a clue about what the fuck people expected from me. They just looked mean.

Even if you deserve a good beating, if you rape your sister or set the house in fire smoking drugs, you still have the absolute right to defend your life and well being.

So... DO IT!

Enabling abuse by not trying to stop it doesn't make you a better person. It makes you hurt and sadden the people who love you in a more coherent way. You just encourage the person to stay a bad person by making it so easy. If you have the power to stop them, but allow the pain, then you are an accomplice and it's just as bad as doing it to yourself or others.
It's a survival mechanism to think that a parent beating their child is their right and that you must honor them. But if you accept beating a child as acceptable, that belief is likely to make you do that to your own children and prolong the cycle of pain. You'll believe that you don't deserve to be treated better, so you won't tend to go towards the people who would because you'll believe that you don't deserve them. Trapping yourself in a vicious cycle.

So don't fall into the trap of thinking that allowing someone to give you hate makes you more lovable. It only makes you more easy to hate and abuse. Violence or anything forced upon you against your own will, best interest and pleasure isn't love; even if you are into BDSM.

So fight for your very life. Especially if the people who are supposed to take care of you threatens it.

Enjoy life anyway~

Parents are just the fuckers who brought you into life, they're not flawless gods. Your life is all yours.

Lisa Of Shades
Image: 19 October 2015
Text: 21 October 2015

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Crazy vs. boring people

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Crazy vs. boring ~ Bipolar ~ Happy sad angry ~ Joker, spider-man, hulk, twilight, pet rock


Crazy vs. boring people:

HAPPY: Joker from Batman by Jack Nicholson "I feel so awesome, I’ll conquer the world! And set it on fire!!! It will be a blast! Hahaha!"

SAD: Spider-man by Tobey Maguire "A part of me died with you. You where loved and will be missed."

ANGRY: Hulk by computer "SMAAASH!!!"

Crazy bipolar. There’s nothing wrong with being emotional. But swings from blood sugar imbalances are very painful. Avoid sugar, grains and stimulants. No high, no crash. Get enough vitamin C & B complex for stable energy. Calcium+D3 & magnesium for relaxation.


How intense people see regular folks:

(Bella Swan from Twilight by Kristen Stewart)

HAPPY: "Marrying the man I love is the best day of my life... But I still don’t smile."

SAD: "When he dumped me I couldn’t go on living. But I didn’t cry."

ANGRY: "I’m so pissed I could drink someone’s blood... But I’ll just stare."

More boring than a corpse. It’s just a matter of perspective and preferences.
But some people are undead while they’re still human.


How intense people see Kristen Stewart:


A pet rock. Would be an improvement. It can make people laugh, cry or get angry depending on where you throw it.


Comments

I had the urge to make this art after seeing the video at YouTube:
Honest Trailers - Inside Out

I really loved the movie. While it's true from a psychiatrist point of view that it's schizophrenia and bipolar looking... The only psychiatrist that I respect and even admire explored the unconscious and discovered that there are many sides of our mind, being and personality.... for everyone: Carl Jung. He tried to understand instead to find label people and sell them expensive prescriptions to get rich as they tried to force them to fit in a box of normality that NO ONE FITS INTO! Not even the best fakers.

I'm an intense person, who went through intense bad stuff. If gong through intense good stuff and being intensely happy isn't a mental illness, then why should I be when I am unlucky? Why should I be for trying to be as happy as I can while I still can before it blows up horribly in my face.

See that art about glucose intolerance, the high and crash, to see that being bipolar isn't about the personality or even the mind. When it's a problem, it's from your food.

Bipolar blood sugar


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Lisa Of Shades
Image: 30 November 2015
Text: 6 December 2015

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Frozen + Insanity wolf

DON’T LET IT GO! KILL THEM ALL!

Frozen ~ let it go ~ Insanity wolf ~ don't let it go, kill them all

The movie Frozen mixed with the Insanity wolf meme.

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Lisa Of Shades
Image: 30 November 2015
Text: 6 December 2015


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Frozen: Elsa vs. Joker

Elsa: Let it go~!
Joker: Very poor choice of words.

Frozen ~ Elsa ~ let it go ~ Batman ~ Joker ~ Very poor choice of words.

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Lisa Of Shades
Image: 30 November 2015
Text: 6 December 2015


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Frozen: Elsa vs. Lion King

"Let it go~"

Frozen ~ Elsa ~ let it go ~ Lion king hanging for his life above lava

Ice vs. fire. She really looks like she's threatening him to blow the giant snowflake in his eyes unless he let go to his boiling doom.

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Lisa Of Shades
Image: 30 November 2015
Text: 6 December 2015


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Frozen: Nuclear bomb

Elsa: "Let it go"
Pilot: "Roger that."

Frozen ~ Elsa ~ let it go ~ Plane pilot bomb ~ atomic nuclear explosion nuke

She looks in the right direction and blasting away, hahaha!

"Roger that" means understood. I guess the army speaks with code in case the transmission isn't very clear.

Where does the expression "Roger that" come from? at theguardian:

"Roger" was phonetic for "R" = Received and understood. In radio communication, a spelling alphabet (often mistakenly called a phonetic alphabet) is used to avoid confusion between similarly sounding letters.

NATO phonetic alphabet at wikipedia.

Fox Uncle is actually a very cute way to insult people, hahaha.

Easy~
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Image: 30 November 2015
Text: 6 December 2015


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Frozen: Let it go ~ Baby

Michael Jackson: "I’ll present my child proudly like my favorite cartoon!"

Woman: "I’ll endanger my child like my favorite singer!"

Elsa: "Let it go~! That might stop stupidity from spreading and multiplying!"

Frozen ~ Elsa ~ let it go ~ Michael Jackson ~ baby out the window ~ lion king

I can't blame Michael because he was denied a childhood because his father wanted to get rich by making his sons into starts, so he learnt love from cartoons... I can relate to that... I think that's why he spent suspicious time with kids, because he was emotionally at their levels (I can relate to that) not a sexual predators hunting an easy prey...

I heard that he actually died a virgin, that's why he adopted instead to have his own babies... He welcomed abandoned children probably because he felt unloved too and wanted to give it to them.

Well, I'm asexual... so I can relate to that too... So I can't throw stones at him. He really had a horrible life... He had a skin condition called vitiligo, making him lose his pigmentation. It started on one hand and he wore a diamond glove to hide it. Then he lost his very racial identity, it must have been so traumatic...

And he got disfigured by a special effect on stage that burned his face and got plastic surgery... So yeah, I can't blame that guy for being disconnected from reality and trying to escape in cartoons... He never had the luxury of a normal life...

You wish to be famous? He was exploited and abused for something that he didn't even want... all he probably ever wanted was play ball with other kids... not even with their balls... People can be so cruel when they're scared that the worse is happening... I think the only victim was Michael... If kids didn't ran off to their parents if he wanted to play pervy doctor in his awesome Disney land... if they thought that being molested was worth going back to Neverland and play with Peter Pan's flute... It was their decision... He never grabbed kids in a van... I'm sorry if unwanted sex happened but I doubt it...

He was probably so emotionally damaged that he never reached sexual awakening... All he wanted was to be happy like his cartoons... *sigh* I really can't blame him for acting like one when it's the only joy he ever had... I can' call him crazy, but I can call mean the people who raised him so coldly that he turned that way to cope and survive...

But that woman was screaming crazy while doing it... she should have known better and her husband felt horrified when he saw that on the news.

Woman who held baby out the window and screaming 'Wacko Jacko' blamed 'Michael Jackson moment' at mirror.

The poor guy is dead and he still gets blamed for the shit that people do... *sigh* Stupid bitch. Do the world a favor and don't reproduce, and go ahead, drop the kid to his doom... better that than have you as mother.

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Lisa Of Shades
Image: 30 November 2015
Text: 6 December 2015

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Bear ~ We are what we eat

We are what we eat. I’m a happy camper!

Happy brown bear in snow ~ We are what we eat. I'm a happy camper!

I wanted to use that image for a poster since a long time. Some said "So much cocaine!" or "I just killed a family".

"I'm a happy camper" means to be a satisfied person who is very pleased or content.

It strangely fit about how happy the bar is, and the risk of being mauled during camping.

But Teddy bears actually kill more people per year than actual bears. By tripping and choking people with their eyes. So that cute and innocent look isn't just a lie about what bears truly are, but it's even a hypocrite lie about what Teddy bears really are. Freaking murderers.

Enjoy~ Sometimes it can be comforting to have someone near you who is willing to maul to protect you.

Edit: Oh hell... Word corrected a mistake in a quote taken from the dictionary!!! They wrote "satisifed" and it appeared as the first result in google... !happy-camper

With all the crappy chat talk, when even the dictionary can't spell... The world is going to hell...

The expression "We are what we eat" is that our cells renew themselves constantly and they need to proper materials to do that, heal and function. If you provide synthetic products void of nutrition and full of toxins, you won't feel and look the same as if you provide the organic complex nutrients for your complex organic body. Tasting good doesn't equal being good for your survival anymore, not with all the artificial ways to trick you while denying you sustenance so your craving for more would never end, and toxins so you'll stay addicted for sure... If you eat garbage, you're going to feel like garbage and look that way too... and since your brain won't be able to function properly, your mind will be garbage as well.

Enjoy what you truly need, good luck figuring it out because what you want isn't always what you need to want. But you can learn to love healthier habits as much and even better as your old shitty ones, because you'll be free of the torturous addiction, pain and shame for the unavoidable results, and no you can't run away from that on a treadmill, because even if you managed to burn the calories... you'd still be stuck with the toxins and nutritional deficiencies. But you can run away from bad choices.

Actually humans are eating so much garbage that the toxicity of their flesh wouldn't even pass the limitations for pork, which is has the lowest standards than quality. So bears really have to be desperate to choose to eat you...

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Image: 19 December 2016
Text: 25 January 2016


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Christmas ~ Creepy baby decoration


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Christmas ~ Creepy baby decoration ~ worm ~ pulp fiction gagged ~ Jumping spider water droplet ~ overpopulation

Creepy baby decoration.

(Mini baby statue in the palm of a hand)

Here's another pink worm that won't turn into a butterfly. Cute, uh! At least it aerates the earth to help plants grow. And you won’t go to jail if you use it as bait to fish.

(Earth worm in the palm of a hand)

Here's a fully grown baby, also with a red gag to shut him up and something tied up around his body. So adorable, uh. Why are you doing this to babies?

(Pulp fiction movie, tied up and gagged)

If you don’t like adults, stop making more of them. That’s what babies are. They’ll only stay cutely helpless to your will for a few years, then you and everyone else will be at theirs mercy for almost a century. There are far cuter things than human babies
to love. Try spiders.

(Jumping spider with a water droplet on her head)

I wish she was big enough to hug. She'd eat so many stupid people. That sure would solve the overpopulation problem.


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I found that image by accident searching for material for another montage. It really freaked me out... It's so small that it can't be a baby, more like a fetus which is unviable outside the womb... So that it's more like decorating your tree with dead aborted fetuses...

And naked babies are creepy... and the people who are really going to find them attractive even more so... I don't think we should encourage people to think that naked children are appealing, that can degenerates into pedophilia way too easily... and trigger their abusive urges on the defenseless.

And it's just plain ugly! Humans aren't puppies! They're more like pigs or hairless rats... and that's really disgusting. I know I know~ I'm proud of what I push out of my body every morning too... but I think that using it to decorate during the holiday for everyone to see... is going too far...

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Image: 19 December 2016
Text: 25 January 2016


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