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Uncommon sense ~ Humor ~ Religion


Crucified, we know
Crucified with drugs
Jesus reality
Save yourself
Wishing well
Jesus cellphone
Frozen: Kristoff ~ Immigration
Proof of god
Cake war
Bacteria created life
We're all the same
Dinosaur bullshit
The meaning of life
Blue green algae
God is in everything



Crucified, we know

"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
Crucifixion: We know that it kills.

crucifixion kills jesus

Yum~ Ketchup~ Or blood, that's delicious too. Dye... not so much. Die is fine though.

I seriously doubt that he spoke all formal, or even said something that coherent and wise, being in that much pain. Here something more likely:

"RAAAAAAAHHH~~~!!!"

"Mother fuuuckeeers!"

"Get me down from here!"

"What did I do to deserve this!"

"I just wanted to heal you people!!!"

"Oh god I can't feel my legs!"

"I need to pee... too late..."

"I won't do it again... whatever it was."

"I'll talk, I swear, I'll talk!!!"

"Fine then, there's no god! My father is the mailman."

"Judaaaas!!! I thought we were frieeends!!!"

"I swear, Judas, I'll sell my soul to the evil, come back, and hang you to a freaking tree!"

"I can't believe they chose to free the freaking murdereeeer!!!"

"I am so getting reincarnated as Hitler for this!!!"


Picture from ahmadalhassan. Speech balloonfrom wikipedia.

Quote from biblehub luke 23-34.

The comment from my wicked mind.

I used green because with red, it's in the spirit of Christmas.

Crucifixion, it's probably worth a lot of points playing scrabbles.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
22 November 2013
Added a joke: 15 June 2014


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Crucified with drugs

Schizophrenics: Now society kills them slowly with chemicals drugs.



Crucifixion (dictionary): severe and unjust punishment or suffering; persecution.

Yup, the metaphor fits with mental health perfectly.

They got crucified, burn at the stake for demonic possession, electrocuted and other torture, such as a cold bath, being tired up, locked up without the dignity of a bathroom and vital needs like running water, picked their brains with an ice pic, and now we found a way to do all this internally with drugs. They still do most of this. But now they use chemicals to do lobotomies. It's horrifying... and extremely unnecessary, stupid, discriminating, uncaring, sadistic... It makes Hitler look like a saint. Well, it's still similar anyway, torturing massive amount of people and killing them. At least Hitler never pretended that it was to help them, for their own good... Now that's really fucked up.

If you are anemic, hypoglycemic, poisoned or sleep deprived, and many others such as a deficiency of magnesium making you unable to make enough neurotransmitters, like serotonin...

Your brain will make mistakes and will try to make sense of it... Being awake, asleep and with some parts of the brain in a coma at the same time, weird stuff are normal. So if you ear voices or something, don't panic... Keep them to yourself. If it's wise and helpful to you, take them into consideration. If not, take a deep breath and wait until you get a better idea.

Telling starving people that they are defective and drugging an already suffering and confused brain is torture... and yes those drugs kill. Not just because you die from not taking care of the accumulated deficiencies, but they are poison all by themselves, even in healthy people. I know about antidepressants, all their shit is unnatural, against the body's needs and better judgment for its personal starving reality, and are liver toxic.

We all should listen to the voice of reason more... Or start, for most people. Especially psychiatrists. "Triste" in french means sad... That's how I feel when I look at what they do to people.

Now you have the choice to eat rotten rancid fried garbage or real food... quality over quantity...

I'll admit it; I always enjoyed stories and movies about Jesus. Religious people using the book to justify killing people, on the other hand, that makes me extremely spiteful. Like gangsters wearing crucifix, as if god would forgive them anything as long as they wear the right jewelry... *sigh* Jesus said himself to look for god not in a building, but in the beauty of nature... or something. But there's no way I'm showing the other cheek anymore, there's no place left to slap. I don't agree with the docile stave doctrine. Jesus tried to tell us that if we were kind to each other, we'd create a heaven on hearth; whoever said that murdering god's son would make him open the gates to his garden really wasn't listening...

So I have nothing against the religion, it's what the people do with it, the people themselves, that I have a problem with. Even a great idea, a great belief and the best intention don't change cruelty into kindness. It's true about religion, and probably even more so about medicine. Because you have all eternity to save your but only one life time to save your body... So it makes healer's mistakes more ravaging and deadly...

There were very clean pictures with rays of light... Maybe I should put them side by side with: REALITY, It's supposed to be depressing!

The people who think you're crazy; they're the ones who are disconnected from reality. To each their own, if they can't understand yours and expect you to reach the same results... they're just dumb asses, don't listen to their voices. Maybe the one in your head telling you to kill has a point... It's just your survival instinct... telling them to fuck off usually is as effective but without wasting the energy to clean up after.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
22 November 2013

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Jesus reality


Reality:
It's SUPPOSED to be depressing. That's what makes it cool!
Don't be a wuss in denial. Get used to it!

Jesus reality vs fantasy

I love that picture of Jesus so much, I can't help myself.

The complete unrealistic fantasy was taken from margefenelon.

Depression is all over the place and it's perfectly okay, because the way we live in society is just sick and fucked up. If we stopped putting our head up our asses, laughing at our own kids when they cry, or drugging the hell out of perfectly normal and rational emotions... then maybe we'd change the world and make it a happier place for real!!!

That's why I hate denial so much... you can deny lung cancer and continue to smoke, it won't make it any easier to breathe... We all die, but suffocating for 10 years before you go, I'd rather pass on that pleasure.

I don't mean to encourage self mutilation of crying in self pity... I mean to tell people that if they want the pain to stop, they first have to admit that there's pain to be able to do anything about it!

Reality isn't supposed to be a 100 year long orgasm. No matter how much the porn industry will gladly take your money and encourage you to believe that. It gets boring after a while. It's probably why sexually obsessed people can invent or turn to the weirdest stuff.

It's supposed to hurt, be ugly and full of cries and blood... That's how life is born.

So stop taking pain killers every time you bump your little toe, and maybe you'll be able to figure out the wisdom that your body is trying to teach you.

With what we did to the one guy who cared and wanted to help us, don't expect people to be there for you, and don't let people exploit you to death for their own amusement, and yes they will, the majority, because our own need matters.

So help yourself but try not to spread bullshit as you go, because you'll have to live in the middle of whatever you spread around.

If you like to eat animals, like fish, then give them the time and enough left to reproduce.

If you like to breathe, don't throw poison in the air.

If you like to drink, don't poison the water because every beverage is made of it.

If you don't like crazy people, don't damage their brain even more with drugs.

If you don't like pain, then learn to stop bumping your little toe on the furniture! And kick maniacs in the face!

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
25 November 2013

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Save yourself


Salvation: Do it yourself. No one else is coming. (I just wanted to heal you people!!!)

Salvation: Do it yourself. No one else is coming. (Jesus: I just wanted to heal you people!!!)

I made it after all~

Best picture of Jesus... EVER!

I saw a publicity for church "Go to church or the devil will get you!" at wikimedia. Cool~ Maybe he can "get me" some sushi~

Actually Jesus himself told us not to look for god in the stones of a building. Are they even READING their own bible!!!? Ignorance is bliss, yeah right. Hell was paved with good intentions. Guess where you'll spend eternity.

It's a photo about planking; I wish I had stupid funny friends to do funny stupid things with me... The ones I meet are usually boring to death stupid... So maybe it's not the stupidity that bothers me so much... it's what you DO with it. Exercising is healthy, and daring to break conformity is fun... especially if it freaks people out... Knowing it's stupid but doing it for fun might be on a different level... but yet, maybe not.

I'd love to stick a poster like that on church doors... Oh god the joy!

Stop asking him to solve your problems and to save you, you need a whole lot of forgiveness, but you might not receive if you ask! People pray all their lives, and we still have world hunger, wars... obviously god hates you. Don't fear the devil, it's god who has a reason to have a grudge against you. You killed his freaking son! It's way worst than the devil just walking away on him and refusing to worship his cock!

Oh you're so doomed.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
26 November 2013

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Wishing well


Prayers: God isn't a wishing well. Try your luck with the devil or do it yourself!

Prayers: God isn't a wishing well. Try your luck with the devil or do it yourself! (The ring)

The ring's well from neodymsystems.

The girl is a doll that a man used to scare his girlfriend who fell asleep in front of the TV. Story at wow247.


Lisa Of Shades
27 November 2013

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Jesus cellphone

Phones
They used to be bigger and tied to the wall. That way stupid people didn't lose them.
"Hi Dad...Asking them nicely to stop being assholes didn't work out. Send the plagues."

Jesus cell phone cross ~ lost soul

Images from zazzle: Jesus carrying cross affiches and wikipedia: Mobile phone.

I had a hard time giving the phone the right perspective and I have to say... I failed. But it's still funny~ Oh, I put the angle on the other side and now it makes more sense... I tried to visualize how the bottom and top edges ended. I added a nice little shadow for his cheek on the keyboard. It's merged better. Find the antenna! It's on the right.

I wrote several versions:

"Dad, asking them kindly to stop being assholes didn't work out. Send the plagues. Let's AIDS them."

"Dad, sending me to give them aid didn't teach them to stop being assholes. Being a good example didn't work out. Send the plagues. Give them AIDS."

"Dad, giving them aid didn't work out. Let's give them AIDS." Being a good example.
It only gets you abused by the people who are not.

Thank you, god, to do population control. I know we're as hard to kill as cockroaches, but if you could try harder to make people gay, infertile or dead; that would be great. Good luck.

And then in my sleep deprivation, I had a godly vision of a phone. Probably sent by the devil. Thank you Lucifer!

Do you seriously think that a parent sent his child to be slaughtered so you can have a happily ever after? NO! He sent him to teach you how to stop giving each other hell, so you'd be worthy to return to the Garden of Eden. You killed his freaking son; do you think your god wants to spend time with you now? NO! Especially not eternity.

Hell, heaven; it happens right here and now; this already IS your eternity. It's up to you to shape it from will power and actions. What you spread around is around you.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
14 June 2014

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Frozen: Kristoff ~ Immigration

Welcome to North America. Enjoy your stay or get the hell back home! If you don't like our way of life, then you shouldn't live here. If you want to change our country to become like yours, then you shouldn't have left it. If it's better here, then adapt and stop complaining! We love any unusual foods. Share but don't force it down our throat, especially not your religion. Being against sexists isn't racism. If you'd rather kill your kids than see them become more like us, then get the fuck out or kill yourselves!

Frozen: Kristoff ~ Immigration ~ Welcome to North America. Enjoy your stay or get the hell back home

I wanted to say Canada, but the movie is from the USA. Now I can include both. (From the names they're probably in Russia or something...) But it's true for the whole world too. I have nothing against Asian people. They brought the most wonderful influence. Like yoga and sushi.

But other cultures can't say the same. With all the bullshit for accommodations, it's the guests that should suck it up. YOU came to us!

Arabs Muslims wanted to change our laws to have the right to kill their wives instead to just divorce them. It's against the human rights, and those are THE WHOLE POINT of having laws. Not allowing you to commit crimes in all impunity without anyone having the right to stop your bullshit! Some people do cruel and sexist acts and hide behind the racist card. I don't give a shit about your color or god, if you're full of shit and harming others, then you are, period! I don't care that your god gave you the right, she didn't and that's HER GOD GIVEN BODY!

If I am against some of your actions, but that all your race are doing them, then fine, call me a racist! I'm not asking you to stop having curly hairs or big nostrils, I'm telling you to respect the LAWS. Too bad if your race wasn't here to make the rules that we live by now. If you want it your way, your people's way, then stay in your own country. If you came here it was for at least one good reason... respect that. Don't just try to take advantage of our ways while shitting on our laws, culture, heritage and religion.

We don't care about crosses and shit. But they're OURS! What we do with the symbols of the history of this country is our decision to make. Demanding that we take them down while you parade with your religious symbols all over your body is outrageous! If you feel oppressed by having different people in the room just living their lives, then your mind and religion is weak! You have some serious insecurities issues and you should deal with your own weaknesses, instead to try to change others. Your god made temptations so you'd forge a strong will, not so you can exterminate what you don't like in his creation. How arrogant of you and disrespectful of YOUR OWN god!

Immigrants even demanded that we hide THIS COUNTRY'S FLAG!!! It represents you too now that you are a citizen who's part of this country... But wanting us to hide ours so you can rub YOUR minority's flag in our faces, and claiming that we have to accept the double insult... accusing us to be intolerant and racist if we don't let you do anything anyhow any time, when you clearly are racist and intolerant against the majority!!! Fuck you. If your whole race are shit heads like that. Then fuck your whole race. I'm racist? If that's what it takes to stop you from shitting all over my face, then fuck yeah! There are more important issues than a label... like my own dignity and freedom. If one of us must go down, wars were rarely won by inferior numbers. If you want to take over and crush us under your ways, than have the guts to fight us face to face with a weapon, but let you backstab us in the name of being welcoming. Or some people might welcome your face on their fists!

Racist minorities trying to crush the majority... are the one who start a racist war... and they're very unlikely to win. So they can only blame themselves!!!!!!


If someone beat you to death... or cook you in an oven. Ha! You deserve it. I don't care if it makes me racist. I'd rather be a mean racist, pointing bullshit as the unacceptable crap that they are, than some jerk killing his kids because it was the right thing to do for honnor. Die you fucking asshole.

Murdered, just because she tried to dress like her friends to be part of the group, what YOU should have done as a parent and new member of this society! The honorable thing to do when you're this ungrateful in a welcoming country is to leave. If you want to kill that badly, then kill yourself. You're to blame for coming in a place that you despise so much. The kids can stay.

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Lisa Of Shades
18 September 2014

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Proof of god

Proof! There is a god in the Universe... and he's an asshole.

Proof! There is a god in the Universe... and he's an asshole. ~ Red galaxy

The case is finally closed. And if religious fanatics go to heaven, I hope that I'll go to hell for this~ Ha!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
20 February 2015

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Cake war

Stop this stupid war. There's no such thing as absolute good and evil. Needs & preferences vary, don't impose yours on others. Some people enjoy both. Others have neither to stay healthy.

war ~ good vs. evil ~ vanilla vs. chocolate cake ~ angel vs. demon

I made it for my article:
Uncommon sense ~ Life & death ~ Difference is life

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Lisa Of Shades
27 May 2015

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Bacteria created life

Sperm & bacteria. The creators of life look alike. The first life form was a blue-green algae. It's actually a colony of unicellular bacteria. That's what all life forms are. Even you. You ARE diversity. You ARE diversity. Don't discriminate against differences.
We can be & have so much more as a society than alone.

Sperm look like bacteria. All life forms are a colony of different cells working in harmony.

I made it for my article:
Uncommon sense ~ Life & death ~ Difference is life

First text:

Sperm & bacteria. One created you. One created all life. The first organism was blue green algae. It's actually a colony of unicellular bacteria. All cells are bacteria. All life forms are a colony. Bacteria evolved with diversified skills to accomplish more as a society than alone. There is 10 times more bacteria cells in your gut than the rest of you, and you'd die without them. But your other cells are also unicellular organisms evolved from bacteria. You ARE a colony of bacteria. You ARE countless different people working in harmony. So stop being so narrow minded with different people. Nourish yourself, instead of nuking your body with toxins.

The Archaea. The first life on Earth
at paleobiology.

Archaea (wiki).

I get blue-green algae on the sides of an aquarium close to a lamp. Life evolves all over again when given the opportunity.

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Lisa Of Shades
27 May 2015

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We're all the same

Solar system & atom. Even the bigger is similar to the smaller. We should look beyond our insignificant differences. There is nothing to fear or hate about the idea that the Universe has unlimited different possibilities. Because it frees our potential. Open your mind. We’re all made of the same stardust. Stop discrimination & abuse.

Solar system and atom ~ we are all made of stardust ~ stop discrimination and abuse for difference

I made it for my article:
Uncommon sense ~ Life & death ~ Difference is life

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Lisa Of Shades
27 May 2015

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Dinosaur bullshit

"Pick it up!" Stop your arrogant dinoshit. Nothing is created or destroyed, everything changes. The Earth is so old that by now: All the air that you breathe has been farted. All the liquid that you drink has been pissed. All the food that you eat has been shat. That's what we're all made of. So have some humility.

Dinoshit ~ dinosaur bullshit ~ arrogant shit ~ discrimination, close minded religion

I meant this for any people who do discrimination. But it's also a wonderful comeback against narrow minded religious people.

You are what you eat, so yeah, you've been farted, pissed and shat.

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Lisa Of Shades
27 May 2015

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The meaning of life

The meaning of life. Is to live. If you want your life to have meaning, then give it value. Now stop being blind by greed and enjoy it already! There’s always more but being alive is good enough.

Lone tree sunset sunrise ~ the meaning of life is to live ~ stop greed enjoy now

The lone tree landscape wallpaper is from landscapehdwalls.

I'm an invalid, but even when I was constantly in pain, I could still enjoy the little things. It helped me cope but then I figured out that if I can when I'm barely alive and have almost nothing... then what the hell are regular people waiting for to appreciate what they have!!!

Stop taking privileges for granted.

I'm half blind but I'm grateful that I can see.

I can't work and feel useless, but I'm grateful to eat and can still offer my art and thoughts to the world.

Your life is as meaningful as you consider it to be.

There's always something more and better to want, but even homeless and starving, you can always enjoy the sunset and sunrise. Everyday.

Don't wait until you lose your health and loved ones from neglect to notice that it was more important than junk. Nothing is more valuable than your own life. NOTHING. Get your priorities in the right order and take care of your vital needs above your whim and wants. Don't fall for ads telling you what to do, think and be… to exploit you with their own greed, in an endless cycle of abuse and greed. Life is more meaningful than cheap stuff. Learn something, polish a skill, get a hobby, share interests, have a good time, smell the roses…

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
15 June 2015

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Blue green algae

Blue green algae are a colony of bacteria. She’s the first life form on Earth and her various evolutions created all others, including you. MEET YOUR GOD!

Blue green algae bacteria colony ~ evolution ~ meet your god

From wikipedia:

In a 2012 poll, 61% of Canadians believe that humans evolved from less advanced life forms, while 22% believe that God created human beings in their present form within the last 10,000 years.

In the USA, the 87% of scientists believe in evolution (it should be 100% WTF... even scientists don't believe in science!?) but only 32% of the public. That's scary.
So a male created a son by sending a male angel to screw a married woman... that sounds very gay to me, even though god is supposed to hate them, and stealing someone else's woman is against the commandment "You shall not commit adultery" ... and "You shall not steal." if you objectify women as complete objects. But somehow I don't think the "holy spirit" asked Mary if she was fine with giving birth to a kid just so god can make us crucify him so he can learn to forgive us... Why would you serve someone so cruel, contradictory and flaky even if he existed!

But that's not how we came to be. Unicellular organisms gathered to cooperate as a society and some cells became fully specialized in certain things, like walking, while other cells did other stuff that also helped the whole. The way we where supposed to collaborate in society before some cancerous people decided to get everything for themselves and let the rest starve... But at the very beginning, there were bacteria, and we still have them in our gut. In fact there are 10 times of those cells than the rest of our cells, so that's how important they are to life. Without them, you die.

So yeah, blue green algae, a colony of bacteria, is as close to a creator as you can hope to find. It's in you, and if you don't serve their needs right, you'll feel like hell.

That green stuff, like spirulina, is considered a super food. And it's the reason Asians stay healthy: nori sea weed.

So worship the godly bacteria in your gut by eating green stuff along with your animals. They love green and they will reward you by making a heaven of nutrition for you~

More info: Health ~ Nutrition ~ Probiotics are bacteria

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
11 August 2015



God is in everything

God is creation itself. In everything. Is everything. Like a body with many parts, renewing cells. Evolving and growing as everything does across eternity. But I’m sure that your dog is better at learning than you are.

God is in everything ~ is creation and evolution ~ Man with dog

I made that image for an article so I'll just link to it this time:
Uncommon sense ~ Spirituality ~ Eternal creation

The people who refuse to believe in evolution, when just looking at a fetus evolving into an adult is proof enough, just refuse to learn and evolve themselves. But even dogs can do that!

It's hard to believe that a poodle used to be a wolf. Sure, it offends me too. But the truth isn't meant to be shaped according to your will... not without efforts to make it the truth.

You mustn't impose that on others. You can't change the very fabric of reality; no mater how life scares you as an adult and wish you had a magical daddy in the sky.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
14 Novenber 2015



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