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Sex wars ~ All the same to an asexual

Deadpool ~ Sex texture
Deadpool ~ Puppy face
Deadpool ~ Pedobear
Deadpool ~ Unicorn plush
Teletubbies & Oompa Loompa threesome



Sex wars ~ All the same to an asexual

Sex wars. As an asexual, I don't see a reason for heterosexuals and homosexuals to argue about their differences. You're all the same fuckers to me! Instead, you should all fight against rape together; to protect everyone's right to choose for themselves.

Sex wars ~ heterosexual vs. homosexual ~ All the same to an asexual ~ fight rape choose for yourself and let others do the same

I drew this. I'm tired of the war between heterosexuals and homosexuals. They're just harassing a minority when they're actually the same. They should be fighting against pain and rape instead to force their own views on others... because in the end... that's what they are afraid off... So just stop. Make coercion against free will unacceptable and you won't need to worry about people who are different than you. Actually... it's already unacceptable. Stop it.

I have a section about sex:
Facts of Life ~ Sexual Education ~ Identities & orientations

Sexuality is a spectrum. Men and women with many ways to be in between. Both genders have both testosterone and estrogen in their bodies, and all fetus starts the same then develop differently according to the hormones. Some women are more rational and prefer manly professions, while some men prefer aesthetics and arts. It's wrong to deny someone who they are and what they like because of their crotch, the brain should be more important. Let men who like make u and high heels wear them, and stop forcing them on women who like cargo pants, sneakers and hiking.

I wanted to have the excruciatingly painful surgery to change sex until I realized that I'm actually both and shouldn't have to be cut to be acknowledged for who I am. If people refuse to let me be me, then it's their loss, because I'm good at being me, I'd suck at being anyone else. Enjoy the best that I have to offer instead to force me to screw up using your way. I feel like I'm between two genders because neither stereotypes are for me, it's too extreme and I like and dislike stuff from both...

But some people are literally born with two genders. It's called the third sex and it's a blend of both crotches. I even read of a woman without a vagina, others can have two opening or two penises... We shouldn't cut anything off and force people to conform to extremes... Nature isn't that way, and no one is either. Binary genders is just a theory to understand the world, but reality is more complex, and we our narrow ideas mustn't stop us from appreciating how wide and wonderful the world is... Because endless possibilities and combinations are better than just two.

We use contraceptive pills to fuck without the consequences, without giving birth when that's what sex is for... It's female hormones that goes out in the rivers as pee, so much that fishes started having both genders... So if a woman keeps taking it at the start of pregnancy, we can't blame the child for being effeminate with a brain telling him to go for the same gender... We shouldn't force that child to do what his body screams that it's wrong, just because we feel differently... That's the true wrong.

Forcing gays to go for the opposite genders would be as foolish as if all women forced all men to only have sex with men because "that's the woman's way" and only women are allowed to have what they want. If it's not okay for an entire gender to dictate who to have sex with (and men sure try to incite women to be bi, wanting greedy threesomes when they probably can't even satisfy one) it's not okay for a sexual orientation to pressure another. Mind your own fucking business, literally!

There are rapists, pedophiles, who murder their victims so they can't get justice... and we want to attack two men who want to marry out of love, as life partners to help each other, and never hurt anyone ever?

I'm all for hatred and murder, but aim at something that deserves it. Gays aren't doing anything wrong. They just fuck without making babies, the exact same way as heterosexuals. You're all a bunch of fuckers to me. And if you could all stop fucking, and being so obsessed about crotches all over the place in ads and how you make building and kid toys and foods and EVERYTHING... that would be great!

If you could at least stop attacking each other about who you want to do it with, when it's between two consensual well informed adults... that would be a start.


Asexuals see a difference between romance and sexual attraction. Because some asexuals can feel romantic attraction and want to share affection, even if they don't want to rub their crotches. Heterosexuals are as guilty as homosexuals to want to fuck without love... So when homosexuals want to get married to share love forever, that's noble and shouldn't be stopped as being depraved! Heterosexuals fucking around and ignoring their babies are what we should try to correct. Some homosexuals would gladly take care of neglected babies. They're not all depraved, and heterosexuals are far from being saints. There are some heterosexual pedophile priests... and heterosexuals take it in the ass too. We should really stop being obsessed with fitting puzzle pieces and focus on love and attraction. Some married women end up beat up to death by frustrated men... Save your hatred for that instead to consider it normal... Being common doesn't make it right.


I don't think that gays are representing themselves properly when doing parades... If they focused on love instead of sex, the message would be easier to swallow. Instead to say "yes, we are depraved, accept depravity." Homosexuality isn't being depraved; it's just how the brain dictates gender attraction... You can be vanilla or hard core regardless of your sexual orientation, so the point isn't to celebrate sexual freedom in all forms, but to focus on equal rights for gays in a respectable manner.

The gays should parade holding each other's hand gracefully, as a display of love, not debauchery. It's not the place to advertise your naked buttocks, there are grandmothers and children there. It's a parade for equal rights.

Advertising fetishism, sado mazo and bestiality at the same time would make everyone associate homosexuality with depravity, even though heterosexuals do it too. The parade should be focusing on dignity and respect, people walking on the streets dressed for weddings, showing that they just want their partnership to be recognized and respected in peace. Being hysterical with porno clothes should be saved for the bedroom or another parade.

If you want to expose yourself like a whore, go ahead, but then people will see all homosexuals as whores... When the point isn't to let depravity be accepted everywhere, even in school and at church... The point is to show that the same gender can love each other, with respect and dignity, and should be treated as such... but first you should act that way! I wanted to see a parade... I wanted to give my support... But after seeing a photo of a guy with pants showing his butt... I didn't feel like I'd enjoy a hyper sexualized parade... I wish it was a parade about love and equality...

But from what I saw, the message got diluted in depravity... I wouldn't bring kids to see it... I understand why old grannies that got raised extremely severely by shaming Christians would be appalled to see that... Make a parade about love instead of sex... Then even the most stubborn person will be able to see it...

But claiming that it's about love while showing but holes... I got discouraged to go when I was already convinced. But heterosexuals do it too, they're just more discreet about it. They get it in the ass too... and some homosexuals would never try that...


So everyone who fucks are just plain dirty to me... As long as no one gets rape and murdered... Just do whatever you want... But please don't rub it in my face on the streets and all over the place, in TV shows and wherever I go... It's as boring to me as seeing you take a shit or picking your nose. I don't care if it's done with a thumb, spoon or fork... I don't want to see it, so do it privately.

And if you see two people of the same gender holding hands on the streets, don't give them crap... Women do it by friendship... Children can do it... Stop shaming innocent affectionate behavior.

Save the pitchforks and torches for the rapists, no matter their gender or orientations.

I am so extremely appalled that priests would abuse children... and that's often the same gender... But the whole society is responsible in some way... Not so long ago we where forced to marry and make 12 kids or go work for the church and die a virgin... So homosexuals went to the church... and then they saw innocent children who looked up to them, who had to please adults to survive... who would be too ashamed to tell on them... and they had the opportunity to get whatever they wanted, without everyone ever knowing or judging them, or being able to oppose them... and they went for it... If they had been allowed to find another homosexual and hold hands in public and marry like it's no big deal... they wouldn't end up as cornered and choosing the worst wrong out of desperation...

So because we saw them as monsters... we turned them into monsters... Because we took all the kind choices away.

I understand but I still want pedophile to be sent to hell with a flame thrower. Especially the priests who are supposed to be setting a good example, I can't stand hypocrisies.

Preying on the most vulnerable shows how weak you are... Because they could have made underground clubs for homosexuals to meet instead... Powerful organizations to control society like the church did... Going for children, of the opposite gender or the same, by using authority and betraying vows or any other circumstances... It's not right... Life is based on eating what is weaker than us... But we should draw the line at fucking children... they are too young to handle the risks and consequences, their life depends on pleasing adults and we shouldn't turn them into sex slaves, when they're not even sexually mature yet...

Sex is to make babies... Raping babies for pleasure... it's beyond disgusting... Because it rips them apart. Fucking in the ass and oral sex can be a good contraceptive method, so genders don't matter... But abusing the helpless... That should be stopped... Because someday you might end up helpless too... and we should help each other out, not make it worse.

Figuring out that we're part of a minority is scary enough without being bullied just for it. I'm asexual, people like me are even rarer... and the organizations too...

I don't want other people to force me to have sex just so I can have friends... Men, imagine if men demanded to fuck you in the ass and poop on your chest in order to be friends, so you can go fishing or watch a sport match... That's how people treated me when I tried to befriend men as a tomboy woman... While gay men couldn't care less about my tits. I like gay men way better, if they're nice it's because they mean it, not because they're plotting to fuck me and throw me away for the next conquest.

If we all fought against rape, sexual abuse and harassment, then it wouldn't be as scary for men that there are gay men who'd like a piece of their ass. They are angry at the idea of being treated the way they threat women!!! Like soulless piece of meat. That's what should be stopped...

I'm sick and tired to see human beings being advertised as sexual objects to satisfy your every desire at the peril of their own... It's a fake fantasy used to sell stuff that you don't need or want, because when you get excited, you think you desire that stuff, and the rational brain gets overpowered by the primal brain, so you mindlessly throw your money away... That should be stopped. Self control should be practiced instead to demand women to wear tents over their heads, but the clothes should be dignified and glorify the body. Trying to reveal as much skin as possible, and as thigh as possible, pushes out folds of skin, making the person look even fatter, revealing flaws, and accentuating some that aren't even there.

Instead to accuse gays of being depraved, we should all look at what we do, how we behave, dress, and how society encourages us to act, what is considered normal... It's all fucked up, and we should fix it as a whole, heterosexuals, homosexuals, and all the other orientations... Like pansexuals, those who literally don't care about what's in your pants, if they like you they'll figure it out later. Sex isn't used to make babies anymore... so we should all be this way... We should all focus on loving another human being first, on their dignity and our own... Then it wouldn't matter if someone enjoyed something that we find gross... because no one would want to force it on us with rape... And we shouldn't force them to do what we want when we're not even involved! That's just ridiculous.

Enjoy your own fucking stuff. And let others fuck themselves up the way they want. As long as no one gets hurt, it's all good... But masochists enjoy getting hurt... so... Just do whatever you like it private with whoever likes it too. Preferably waiting until you can deal with the consequences... and make wise decisions by being properly informed... Or go ahead, get fucked up with a baby full of aids. But then, you'll have to live with that.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 12 February 2016
Text: 7 April 2016

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Deadpool ~ Sex texture

Deadpool: "I can't face her. I'm way too ugly! She can't love me anymore."
Deadpool from X-Men Origins Wolverine: "Bitch please. It could be worse."

Deadpool don't worry, the cancer texture will give extra sensations. And you can always keep the mask on~

(Deadpool: Ryan Reynolds)

Deadpool ~ Face her ~ love ~ Don't worry ~ Cancer texture, extra sensations, keep mask on ~ X-Men Origins Wolverine


They screwed up Deadpool so much in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I'm glad they gave us a real Deadpool movie, thanks to the efforts of Ryan Reynolds.

It's actually the logo from the videogame instead of the movie, but I like it better because his iconic face is in it.

It took me forever to upload the text because I have problems with my server. I'll make do with that I can use even if it's not the best. It's better than nothing, and some things aren't worth the struggle... But when someone is, try.

There are condoms with added texture to enhance things, I guess Deadpool has texture build in~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 16 April 2016
Text: 16 June 2016

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Deadpool ~ Puppy face

Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds is adorable even disfigured. He looks like a puppy. A violent puppy that you can’t put down because he just won’t die. You know you want to put a leash on him and take him for a walk... to the bedroom.

Deadpool ~ Ryan Reynolds ~ Disfigured, puppy, put down, immortal ~ Leash, walk, bedroom, BDSM ~ Swords, katana, kill, die

He's immortal so you can't put down that murderous dog. Mwahaha~ If I could pick him up I'd never put him down either. In case it was too subtle, the leash is a reference to BDSM. Google it.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 16 April 2016
Text: 16 June 2016

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Deadpool ~ Pedobear

Deadpool. The antihero hates pedo bear. He fucks pedophiles in the ass... with bullets. But masturbating with his own tiny hand doesn’t count.
Deadpool: "My dick is going to feel so big..." (Hand growing back)

Deadpool ~ The antihero hates pedo bear ~ He fucks pedophiles in the ass... with bullets. ~ Teddy sitting on a bench with gun pointed at him ~ Tiny baby hand

I edited the Teddy bear's color and changed the face.

I wanted to make a poster with the 2nd image saying "Deadpool snuggles an old black woman, because fuck discrimination and elderly abuse."

I first wrote "baby hand" but I got worried that people would misread it as using an actual baby... He's a dad now. Congrats! I'd prefer if humanity went extinct, but I'm glad that the crazy fun people multiply, and not just the stupid ones.

I utterly loathe pedophiles. They must be really weak to prey on the most helpless, really worthless to be unable to win the heart of a mature independent person.

Adults and children aren't equal. A helpless child isn't truly free to say no against an adult's authority, and his very survival depends on pleasing them. Making demands to children is coercion even if they agree because they are scared to get hurt. It's disgusting to hurt them either way by abusing power for selfish reasons, instead to protect the next generation.

Children are too immature and dependents to handle the responsibilities that come with sex (getting pregnant or sick). They don't have enough knowledge to fully understand what they are getting into, so they can't really give informed consent. So it's always abuse even if you coerce a yes out of them and make them cooperate from fear of turning even more against them. It's wrong to abuse their innocence and eagerness to please, and if the child doesn't know better, adults should.

But if it's your own baby hand it's not being a pedophile, apparently even babies masturbate.

Infant masturbation often misdiagnosed at livescience.

"Masturbation in infant girls sometimes leads to doctor visits because parents think the children have a movement disorder, a new study finds."

Maybe if we didn't shame girls about sex from the moment they're born, they'd want to give it more often.


8 Deadpool jokes ranked by how likely they are to make Colossus puke at zimbio.

#2. Masturbating with a Tiny Baby Hand

"Deadpool's ability to grow back body parts becomes one of the movie's grossest gags when we see a tiny baby hand begin to grow from Wade's wrist stump after he severs his own hand. When he strokes Blind Al's face with the moist-looking little paw, she's rightfully grossed out, but it gets even worse when he kicks her out of the room so he can find out what it's like to masturbate with the miniature hand. Colossus isn't the only one whose stomach contents would be emptied on the floor upon witnessing such unholy self pleasure."

#1. Sexual Abuse Flirting

"Wade's meet-cute with Vanessa is by far the most offensive joke in Deadpool. When the two first meet, they flirt by one-upping each other with stories of childhood sexual abuse. It's the only moment in the film that could reasonably deserve a trigger warning, and it's probably a cringe moment for a lot of people in the audience. Hopefully no one watching will try this out, though, because you're far more likely to make someone sick than meet your soulmate with this tactic."

Actually, I didn't feel triggered. Being pushed away by loved ones and so called "good" people for being a damaged victim is actually worse than the assault... So when they competed to see who had the worst life and bonded over that... I found it really funny and adorable.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
Art: 16 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Deadpool ~ Unicorn plush


Deadpool (Jerking off vigorously.) A pansexual Marvel-backed hero attracted to women, men, and people regardless of gender identity. Everyone and everything is okay to fuck if it's fun. Even a unicorn plush. It's weird but no harm done.

Deadpool ~ Pansexual ~ attracted to women, men, and people regardless of gender identity ~ masturbating with unicorn plush

Video: Deadpool masturbates to a Unicorn at YouTube.

 

I took the quote description there:
Remember When Deadpool Was Going to Be Marvel’s First Pansexual Movie Hero? at slate.

I like how Deadpool doesn't do discrimination at all, his evilness is just being super talkative and killing the people who wrong him or get in his way~ He's in the grey area between extremes of what is considered normal... He's free~ And fully embrace his craziness, enjoying it~

Enjoy yours too~ If we all refrained from harming people to exploit them and freely hurt the people who want to harm us, the world would be a better place. We can't stop people from trying to hurt us... but we can hurt them even harder until they no longer find it worth the trouble.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
Art: 16 April 2016
Text: 18 June 2016

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Teletubbies & Oompa Loompa threesome

Dipsy: "Watch TV on tummy while Dipsy dips dick!"
Oompa Loompa: "Hump hump oomph Oompa Loompa!"
(Your face)

Understanding each other. Sometimes instead to mock or argue it's best to silently step away slowly... Unless you want to join that.

Teletubbies & Oompa loompa threesome ~ field, understanding each other, mock, argue, step away slowly

It's creepy that the others are watching. I moved the purple one where the green used to be, and the big green covered the purple one. I could probably draw someone better, but I wanted it to be anonymous, to avoid making actual porn... and so anyone could be that stick character... except that I drew it as a woman, but it could be a male too. At first I wanted to use someone's avatar for the face, but I'll make it blank so it can be used for anyone you wish~

Oomph means vigor, liveliness get-up-and-go... I needed a word to make a transition between hump and Oompa... But that's probably where the name comes from. Oomph is also a german band that I like.

It all started in kat's forum. There was a pool about who you'd rather be eaten by. It was about being literally eaten with choices like a velociraptors and the big bad wolf. Teletubbies & Oompa Loompa strangely tied, and people started to twist eaten for "eaten" in a sexual manner.

I made a very long reply to catch up the days I've been missing, and someone mocked me with an animation saying that she didn't read that. Challenge accepted. I'll play your way. Since reading is too much for her, I made her a nice image~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
19 June 2016

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