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Grumpy cat ~ Graduation
Grumpy cat ~ Rain
Grumpy cat ~ Resting in bed
Grumpy cat ~ Future
Grumpy cat ~ Wall
Grumpy cat ~ Conquer
Grumpy cat ~ Sleeping
Grumpy cat ~ Unforgiving
Grumpy Cat ~ Prozac
Grumpy cat ~ Lion
Grumpy cat ~ Snickers
Grumpy cat ~ Dog eat a Snickers
Dog standing in flowers



Grumpy ~ Graduation

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life! I didn't.

Grumpy cat graduation meme ~ Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life! I didn't. ~ I didn't graduate.

My dear friend grumpy is having a hard time with her last project at school. I don't understand why they refused to let her pass... She's dedicated, worked hard and wouldn't give a project that doesn't work. I know that she's putting the effort and getting it done... It's really regrettable. The first time they did it they suggested that she gave them a bribe, they charged her for more classes, but then the school intervened and refunded the people who got failed, letting them redo the project with hopefully better instructions and guidance... But they failed her again with some others...

So I made a meme to cheer her up by laughing at the absurdity of the situation. I wanted to write "I didn't graduate" because the word wasn't used... But I didn't want to twist the blade in the wound... So now it sounds like Grumpy never had an easiest part in her life, so she never could go through it... So the meme can apply to people who didn't get the chance to go to college as well as the people who had to give up or failed.

But failures don't mean that you can't succeed. Employers don't know your talent, they can only see your self confidence and that's why incompetent liars can be taken over careful people who lack self confidence because they don't hesitate to be aware of their shortcomings... and focus on it a bit too much to improve them. My friend had to take the same class 5 times because it was so boring to him that it came in one ear and went out the other. While I obsessed with neurotic perfectionism and succeeded on the first try... He ended up with a well paying job, hired after his stage... While I kept being abused by clients who wouldn't pay me... I worked 100h a week until I couldn't walk anymore... and I go so sick that I became an invalid. I should have taken it easy.

I succeded school on the first try, but then their services refused to help me find a job saying "No, it's pointless to help you, no one will ever want you. You don't allow yourself to make mistakes and ask too many questions. Go get a therapy." How am I supposed to improve myself, stop caring, stop trying and mess up on purpose!? At least I don't want my friend to torture herself with shame the way I've been all my life...

My perfectionist neurotic mother was especially damaging. She saw any flaws as an excuse to vent her frustrations on someone and feel powerful... Frustrated because she tried to look perfect and the pressure was driving her mad... so she took out her self hatred on her children... She felt fat so she called me fat. I was in classes for the gifted, she was calling me a retard... And after destroying my self esteem she hated me for not being confident... After giving me a dysfunctional family and driving me insane, she mocked me for being insane... I punched her in the throat, called the cops, ran for my life... But the neurotic tendencies to panic at the idea to be tortured for every mistake, rejected and bullied unless I was irreproachable... that I had to deny myself any mistakes, even my own vital needs, to please and appease others... because my life didn't matter... because no one ever wanted me to be born.

Fuck that shit! It's MY life, and making mistakes is part of the exploring and learning process. So it's okay that you got failed twice my dear Grumpy friend, I know that you tried your best, I know that you are a dedicated person who'll always improve herself. I am proud of you, don't let people get you down. Just give yourself more time, we have the rest of our lives ahead of us. So let's enjoy ourselves making mistakes and doing our best to learn from them.

At least we tried.

Enjoy~ The world is unfair so we don't always get what we deserve. But I believe in you~
Lisa Of Shades
20 April 2016

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Grumpy ~ Rain

Pissed off cat outside a window: I hate the rain. I can't go out to be noisy. I get cold and wet.

Grumpy cat resting in a warm bed: I love the rain. It's so fresh and quiet.

Grumpy cat ~ Pissed off cat ~ Hate & love the rain ~ Out noisy cold wet ~ Fresh quiet warm bed

It's so much nicer to make posters about good friends than vent about bad ones. I got the inspiration when she told me how hot it gets in her country and that she loves the rain, especially when it's a cold one that makes everything cooler. I love the rain too, kids can't go out shrieking their head off so it's so peaceful and quiet.

I like you Grumpy, thank you for sharing what you like with me, I'm glad that I know more about you, you're relaxing to be with. It's cute that Insanity Wolf and Grumpy cat ended up being friends. I used the meme to represent myself before I knew that it was an evil meme. We understand each other, hahaha.

Enjoy~ (I missed saying that.)
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Resting in bed

I HATE BEING LAZY. BUT I HATE DOING POINTLESS STUFF MORE.

Grumpy cat ~ Resting in bed ~ I hate being lazy. But I hate doing pointless stuff more.

You deserve a rest, don't feel bad about it. Trying your best and hardest depleted your energy whether you had the results that you wanted or not. Maybe you didn't' have the outcome that you wanted, but maybe it was the one that you needed most... Maybe it will open a new door to make you discover what you truly want to do, or truly need to be happy.

My worst failure turned out to be a great opportunity to better reach my true desires. I didn't get the money that I hoped would come with doing medical research, but by not being influenced by the greedy medical industry, I was free to find true knowledge and could test it on my own ill health. Knowledge and health is what I truly wanted to do with the money, so being materially poor is irrelevant, my mind has priceless riches.

I hope that you'll find your own happiness; you still have the rest of your life to figure it out. Take the time you need to rebuild your energy so you can take a step forward again. As long as you still have the will to try, your life will be magnificent~

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Future

DRIVING TOWARDS MY FUTURE DEAD END

Grumpy cat ~ Driving towards my future dead end

I really don't mean to be mean towards you my friend, but it's incredibly relaxing to make dark humor jokes about Grumpy cat, and I couldn't think of anything better. Trying to get your career started is the darkest stuff to laugh about, but I mean to laugh with you, not against you, since mine is a dead end, but a comfy one, and I sure enjoy using the skills that I learned at school by making my web site, so it wasn't a complete loss, hahaha. I wanted my career to be as fun as a hobby, I guess my career became my hobby instead.

The dead end for you is being denied graduation... I made a pun with how we call a street that stops suddenly. But people can be in dead end jobs too, and life always end with death. So as long as you're still alive, it's actually not a dead end yet, it only looks that way because you didn't discover what's ahead, but you will~ It will be horrible, and it will be awesome too~ Sometimes both at once.

Life is weird like that. But that's what makes it fun. So enjoy the ride, as long as you move forward, you're going somewhere, even if it's to go crash against a wall... Hopefully you'll live on and find a better direction or a way to contour it. Sometimes even the best efforts aren't enough, and I know you did them, so I wish you the best of best luck!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Wall

Even walls can't stop me! I do what I want!

Grumpy Cat ~ Even walls can't stop me! I do what I want!

Hahaha, in the previous meme I mentioned that we can drive towards a wall sometimes, but we can find a better path or a way around it. But then I found this image of Grumpy going straight through it. Hahaha, that's the spirit!

I feel bad that I don't have a job, but never as awful as I felt when I tried being a maid and cleaning other people's toilet when I didn't even have the courage to clean my own... I'm happier with being ashamed of not earning my money at all, than earning it in degrading ways. I actually do earn it... By NOT doing things... Like not robbing people, beating them up and killing them... If people look down on me... ask yourself... do you really want me to wake you up during the week end by working in telemarketing... or sell your kids drugs... or kidnap your dog and sell it to Chinese restaurants. Yeah, I earn money in bed by doing nothing but being a good person, or at least not as bad as I could be. Thank you for the welfare, I didn't steal your stuff today either, you're welcome.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Conquer

Evil cat: Let's conquer the world and make humans our slaves.
Grumpy cat: Waste of effort. They already shovel my shit.

Grumpy cat ~ Let's conquer the world and make humans our slaves. Waste of effort. They already shovel my shit. ~ Litter box sand

I made that one for fun. The first version was with Grumpy resting saying "Good idea. Wake me when it's over." Then I edited it to "Waste of efforts. They already are."

Humans already shovel cat shit, that's pretty much as enslaved as it gets. I changed the image to sand. I wanted to write "They already are, now come and shovel my shit, bitch!" But it was too long and it's mean enough already.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Sleeping

WAKE ME WHEN YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE OVER


Grumpy cat sleeping ~ Wake me when you want your live to be over ~ Wake me when it's over

I wanted to write "Wake me when it's over" but that's more like Grumpy. Ah~ the inspiration~

I'm actually dangerous if someone wakes me up, especially screaming. My murder urges are harder to control when the nice part of my brain isn't awake yet. The grumpy cat probably doesn't have any so I wouldn't risk it, I'd probably lose more than a clawed off arm.

I hope that my friend Grumpy will enjoy it as much as it's cheering me up~

Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Unforgiving

Cat with puppy face and big begging eyes: I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?
Grumpy cat: NO. Atone your shame with seppuku.

Grumpy cat ~ Unforgiving ~ I'm sorry. Can you forgive me? NO. Atone your shame with seppuku. ~ Harakiri ~ Cut bowels open get your head cut off ~ Kill yourself

It's a fancy way of saying "No. Kill yourself."

I prefer to call it Harakiri but I like alliterations and seppuku sounds better with shame.

Seppuku at Wikipedia: Meaing "stomach- or abdomen-cutting" or harakiri "cutting the belly" is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Part of the samurai bushido honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves. The ceremonial disembowelment, which is usually part of a more elaborate ritual and performed in front of spectators, consists of plunging a short blade, traditionally a tanto, into the abdomen and drawing the blade from left to right, slicing the abdomen open.

After this act of brave redemption, someone usually cut their head off from behind to give them a quicker merciful death.

It's an old Asian tradition, my friend Grumpy is Asian.

I wanted to add "I'll gladly cut your head off" but ran out of space... Making Grumpy refuse to give mercy fits more with the unforgiving character.

I added the missing apostrophe, how hard is it to type a damn apostrophe!!!? Easier than to write how it's called, that's for sure.

Some people are unforgiving, but some things are unforgivable.

Just don't do the crime in the first place. "Better as for forgiveness than permission." Then you risk losing their trust, and without trust you have nothing.

Life is already difficult enough without allowing fake friends to use us as a prey and litter box. Life is too short to waste friendship on people who have a reason to be sorry, and make us sorry to be their friends.

Thank you for being worthy of trust my friend Grumpy. I'm doing my best to respect you too. Let me know if I screw up, I'll try to do better for you. Thank you for the same consideration.

Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Prozac

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Grumpy cat, happy cat ~ Prozac ~ Ads are misleading; it's not the same cat. ~ Antidepressants cause depression.

Ads are misleading! It's not the same cat. Antidepressants cause depression.

The drugs are not serotonin to make you happy. It's insulin to force your body to store energy into fat. To make you too weak to bother anyone with your pain.

The drugs cause hypoglycemia which causes depression, psychosis, coma and death... Antidepressants do all that. They worsen you.

If you’re unable to think about the problem, you’ll never find its real solution.

You can be malnourished and have nutrient deficiencies, but the body doesn’t need drugs. Don’t try to escape your feelings, they’re your only ally.


Comments

I found this meme looking for something fun to do for my friend Grumpy, and this is my answer. I felt the need to give the explanation instead to just say "look it up".
When I became too sick to walk and breathe, of course I felt depressed... But I wasn't feeling weak because I was in depression! That's how being burned out (Adrenal Fatigue) feels like.

The doctors just wanted to get rid of the symptom... but when I read the side effects to see if it would really be for the best, or if I'd risk something that would be even harder for me to deal with... I was appalled when I saw that they cause depression!!!

I finally discovered that eating grains void of nutrition and so refined that it's basically just sugar. It gave my blood sugar violent energy swings and it was very hard on my brain, especially because it caused inflammation... (brain allergies). High sugar causes big crashes after the pancreas store it in fat with insulin, and since my adrenals where too weak (lack of Vitamin B, C and minerals) to free fuel reserves I had a massive crash... Hypoglycemia cause seizures. The most known ones are in the motor center of the brain, when people fall on the ground with spasms, called epilepsy. But they can happen in any part of the brain... including emotions... And of course if your brain is suddenly deprived of a vital need you'll feel sad like death... because you ARE actually dying...

When I discovered an old psychiatry video using insulin as a sedative to control patients... To give them seizures and comas on purpose to "cure" schizophrenia... I cried... It doesn't cure anything... It just makes the symptoms of hypoglycemia worse for the patient, but since they can't struggle anymore because they are too far gone towards death, it makes it easier on the staff! People died from it... and from antidepressants...

My sister got locked up for being a schizophrenic... But she wasn't... She was at the university to become a doctor, a psychiatrist herself, to help people... So she believed in antidepressants... when she saw her lover drown and needed support to heal... They doped her, locked her up, tied up, denied her water and a toilet... When even the worst criminals have that much dignity... and everyone would become insane by being treated so cruelly... that's no cure for the people who already suffered more than they could cope with... What psychiatric hospitals do to "help" people is worse than what prison do to punish pedophile rapist murderers... No wonder people are so depressed in a society as fucked up... And her only crime was being sad because her beloved died... For having a heart... For loving... For normal grief!!!

So when I see propaganda like this... it really hurts me... because it exploits the most vulnerable among us for profits... but that's what corporations do. They don't make billions because they come to your house to cook you a vegetable and meat soup and rub your back saying that they care about you...

They would deserve their money more this way though...

I knew someone who had a dozen of cats and she went far away to find a doctor who'd agree to give her dangerously high doses... And she still felt miserable... Because more of the wrong thing won't make it right. She needed to eat better and to respect her limits, to restore balance... Not stuff her face with sugary stuff while exhausting herself to death at the gym!

Enjoy some real living food. High doses of vitamin B cured schizophrenia; high doses of vitamin C helps the adrenals stabilize blood sugar and therefore mood. But you'll never see an ad about that... Because the pills are too inexpensive to afford propaganda campaigns.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Lion

Dog: A LION NEEDS A LIONESS. NOT A BITCH.
Grumpy cat: LIONS DON’T ATTRACT BITCHES. YOU’RE A DOG TOO.

Grumpy cat ~ A lion needs a lioness. Not a bitch. Lions don't attract bitches. You're a dog too.

He's a dog too. That's why she's bitching. Dogs don't bark in an hysterical annoying manner when they're happy, they bark when they're scared, angry or suffering from something. Or when they hate you and want you to go away. It's your fault for choosing to be with a bitch instead of a lioness.

I corrected the bad grammar by adding the missing "S" to "NEED". He's definitively not a lion. English is my 2nd language and I'm still struggling to learn it, and yet I correct the bad English of people born into it... Pathetic. (I still make a lot of mistakes, but I always test with Word's corrector.)

There's a misconception that lions are the kind of the jungle because the lioness hunts and feed him. But the reason for that is because they can't run because of their mane. It'd be too hot to run, their brain would probably overheat and they'd pass out before catching a prey. So they're helpless and would die without the females, not the other way around. They're this way to show off to the females, like a peacock showing that he's the healthiest male to have strong babies. In the wild, it's the males that make themselves pretty for the females. The birds are more colorful to distract the predators from the females attending to the babies. Be careful what you wish for, you might be mistaking a king for the pretty jester.

It's kinda funny how I try to insult people and end up insulting myself.

Yes, I attracted someone who's OCD because I am OCD. But there's a major difference that made the relationship unbearable to me: I try to do my best to control myself, to offer my best and better myself, so I won't hurt and destroy what I care about. He didn't.

I aspire to better not by owning the services of someone better while I delude myself that I deserve it without efforts... I'll better myself and maybe someday I'll attract someone like me, but since I'll be better, better people will be interested in me.

Until then, since I can't even stand my own shit, I won't take any from people who want to unleash it on me deliberately. I thought that we could help each other be better, but we just enabled the worst in each other.

Thank you Grumpy for giving me a taste of what a sane and stable person is like. I welcome your positive influence.

We seem to have some darkness in common, but it's hard to see because you're so nice to me. I even have a hard time seeing why you chose Grumpy as avatar. I guess it shows that you do like stuff my insane wolfness after all~ Yay~

I hope that you can enjoy the liberation that my silly craziness can provide~

Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Snickers

Guy: Eat a Snickers.
Grumpy: NO.
Guy: Eat it. You're not yourself when you're hungry.
Grumpy: No means die!
I HAVE AN UNDERBITE AND FELINE DWARFISM. YOU WANT ME TO GET DIABETES TOO!!!?

Grumpy cat ~ Eat a snickers. No means die. ~ I have an underbite and feline dwarfism. You want me to get diabetes too!!!?

I modified a meme: Meme Snickers feeling better
I prefer this ending: Meme Snickers not feeling better

Grumpy Cat at wikipedia.

There's a myth that even doctors propagate. That hypoglycemic people have low blood sugar and therefore need to eat something high in sugar. It can kill so being hungry makes you aggressive to hunt a prey and feed. But eating refined sugars is too hard on your body, the high causes the crash!

What you need is living vegetables, meat and fresh fats like almonds and avocadoes. The fuel will be absorbed slowly, instead to hit your pancreas too fast, making you crash. It will also be easier on the adrenal glands that releases the storage of fuel as you need it, because the food has the required vitamin C, B and minerals to do that. Grains, corn and sugar don't have any.

Eating a chocolate bar will give you a high, the sugar is as hard on you as refined cocaine, it's addictive too. Forcing people to do things because you think that you know better than them is wrong. You can make someone sick by doing that, you can even kill them. Most people eat fast food that has a lot of salt but lacks the potassium of fresh green vegetables, so the balance between potassium and salt is broken. The problem isn't too much salt, but not enough potassium too, and not the right kind of salt (refined without trace elements), also added chemicals to make the food look edible, rancid fried fats that become toxic... lack of vitamin C to heal the oxidation...

So junk food is just worthless rotten poison.

I ate mostly vegetables very high in potassium, but I avoided to add salt because of the health propaganda... I almost died of dehydration! Because my kidneys are too weak to recycle my salt so I pee it out constantly, along with water because I don't have the salt and minerals to hold on to it unless I add a whole lot! My blood pressure was so low I wasn't even able to sit because I was too dizzy.

I have hypoglycemia too, it used to be called glucose intolerance... So I have to avoid taking foods that are unnaturally high in sugar or I get in the dangerously high zone (diabetes), then crash in the dangerously low zone... The roller coaster is extremely hard on my whole body and brain, I end up hurting all over and with severe mood swings, because I can feel the fuel swing emotionally, the problem isn't my emotions or personality... It's not even my damaged organs... It's the unnatural junk.

Grains can't be at the base of the food pyramid as the most essentials and at the top too as the unhealthiest. Bread with jam is the same recipe as cakes. Muffins and mini cakes... We need greens, meats, nuts... Grains are for birds, not even for cows, it gets them really sick. So if you are hungry, eat a real balanced meal, not junk and candy.

Diabetes type 2 can be cured in a week by eliminating sugars and refined garbage. It worked for my depression and all other pains too.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Dog eat a Snickers

Grumpy cat: Eat a Snickers.
Dog ate a leather shoe with a big hole: Ok!
Rage comic angry face: My shoe!!!
Grumpy cat: Aaah~ I feel better.

Grumpy cat ~ Eat a snickers ~ Dog eat a leather shoe with a big hole ~ Rage comic angry face ~ I feel better

That's a parody of the chocolate bar meme. Grumpy is a sweet sadist, hahaha. Cats can be fun after all! I don't like to see people torture cats in painful situations and ridiculous outfits, but Grumpy gets revenge!

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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Dog standing in flowers

Thank you for helping me bury my enemy.

Dog standing in flowers ~ Thank you for helping me bury my enemy.

The original meme said "You can't see me I'm a flower." I had to repair it because I couldn't find the original image. There's only one text online... one of the cutest dog meme ever... and now there's its evil twin.

I made it to thank the moderators who gave me support against the person who was harassing me and the friends who helped me keep my trust in people.

It's been very painful for me to be so disrespected, abused and harassed by someone who doesn't know the difference between being nice and mean, truth and lies, friendship and enemy, taking a break and breaking up.

I'm never going back to his shit and I will be more careful in the future.

When he immediately started to demand that I live with him offline forever... I tried to get him back down on the ground so he'd have realistic expectations, but he kept harassing me for more and more with manipulations. If someone won't respect boundaries, and will claw until it hurts with no self control, then they won't be allowed near anyone.

Even wild animals have more respect for their companions. People who act as enemies will be treated as enemies. He didn't treat me the way he wanted to be treated. He denied me that respect but I took my dignity and left.

Getting his fake account deleted, it felt like killing him and burying him. I feel liberated. I can finally enjoy my life without a mean person trying to force me into something that I don't want. I feel protected and I can make better friends without fear.

Thank you for helping me bury my enemy in my painful past, so I can heal and smile again, so I can use my energy to share with genuine friends and welcome a better present.

Enjoy while you still can. Nothing lasts forever. Not friendship. And not grief either. That's what makes it so precious and so important to try our best. So we'll have no regret once it's too late.

After all the disrespectful abuse, manipulations and harassment that he did to me... I regret meeting him, but I don't regret leaving. I'm never going back to how miserable he made me feel.

I enjoy my freedom~ After the exhausting hell that he put me through, I've never been so happy to be alone. But I appreciate the people who respected my wishes and helped me get my needs...

To stop the person harassing me with what I don't want, attempting to force me to give him what he doesn't deserve.... I finally realized that he's the kind of person that I despise most... A nasty hypocrite assaulting people against their will. Death to all people like that. I'm never going back now that I know all the disgusting schemes that he was hiding. I thought I had a caring friend... but all I had was a heartless abusive jerk. I don't think I'll ever get over how badly he traumatized me.. He scarred me way past my breaking point for way too long.

Big thanks to all the people who helped me break free~ I can finally breathe and feel safe thanks to your efforts. Thank you for saving me and for showing me that I was never cornered and alone.

Lisa Of Shades
1 May 2016

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