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Forestheart ~ Couch
Kiwiyashi & QueenB ~ Meme wars
Kiwiyashi ~ Kiwi doge avatar
Misfit island ~ Story ~ Kiwiyashi vs. the perverted seas
Grumpy cat ~ Nine lives
My little doge ~ Friendship is wow



Forestheart ~ Couch

Thank you for the friendly invitation. I hope that you can handle my evilness. *Wolf sheds fur all over your couch.*

Shad black wolf ~ For Forestheart ~ Lying down on a couch ~ Forest wall wallpaper

She likes forests and it's to post on her wall at kat... so I picked a forest wallpaper to get both.

I'm pickier about my friends. I gave up new ones that I made because they made me feel sadder instead of being cheerful and playful. People like that tend to shun me for being too dark, so I thought that I was in between and doomed to be unable to make friends that could cheer me up. At least I wouldn't allow people in my life that would make it worse, and I can't blame people for shunning me for the same reason... I gave up trying to find a pearl on a beach... but then she came to me.

She has more than a thousand friends so I doubt that she'll have much time to be close friends, she already has too much on her plate... I felt like I'd just be a grain of sand on a beach, but I'd like to be her grain of sand. I don't want someone to dump the rest of their lives on my shoulders and demand that I take care of their entire world... I'm not that strong... no one is... So meeting the other extreme is actually a relief.

But I fear that I might ruin her cheerfulness with my dark humor, and make her regret letting in an evil creature like me... But I'm playful evil... but not everyone can enjoy that... She seems to want to let in a wounded creature because she saw me in an abuse thread I replied to. She can understand that, is Canadian, like animes... and according to her name forests matter a lot to her... So we have a lot in common. Hopefully I won't screw up her life, hahaha. But so far she's cheering up mine. I wish to return the favor, but I might be too "good" at being creepy.

Thank you and enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
7 May 2016

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Kiwiyashi & QueenB ~ Meme wars

MEME WARS. JUST RULE US BOTH. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN AND KING!
Grumpy: "No. The peasants are all mine!"
Doge: I’m the WOWest!

Rage comics: "Now kiss!"
Grumpy: "More no."
Doge: "Less wow."

Meme wars ~ Grumpy cat, doge, rage comics, just rule us both, now kiss, queen, king

I made great new friends, they're very funny~

It's about a little meme war between my friends in kat's forum.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
10 July 2016

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Kiwiyashi ~ Kiwi doge avatar

Kiwi doge avatar

We call him kiwi for short and he likes doge, so I thought of making him an avatar that looks like him.

Enjoy~

Lisa Of Shades
10 July 2016

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Misfit island ~ Story ~ Kiwiyashi vs. the perverted seas

Misfit island, giant squid, centaur, dolphins, skull, key

Misfit island: Bigger version

It took me 2 days to draw and color. It's my best art in a very long time. When I tried to color a drawing that I scanned, deleting the white removed the progressive shadows. I tried to give the effect multiply to my paint, but it became darker. I saw a tutorial saying to simply give the multiply effect to the scanned drawing once, and paint under. The black will be burned on top of the color, the white doesn't change a thing. Burned black can't become darker so it doesn't affect the color the way painting above did.

I struggled with the sun rays, but I prefer to have the empty space on the right, otherwise it was too orange on that side. I like how even the sun looks crooked.

The centaur's finger was supposed to do a "shhh~" with his big perverted abs and shiny buttocks, but it ended up looking like a devious "come here" motion. I drew it as fast as possible to avoid torturing myself with OCD, so the details are both bad and awesome. I added lights and shadows. I edited the drawing to clean it and make the dolphins look more like dolphins because I put the fins at the wrong place. I used a model for the squid's texture. I added the details little by little, so I can hardly believe that I could draw such a cool squid.

After deleting so many arts to move on and forget an abusive relationship with someone who never cared about me, only abut what he could get from me... I'm glad that I added something new and cooler. I'll make better memories with sincere and trustworthy friends. I'll never let someone brainwash me into a codependent relationship again. My time probably would have been better invested in going to write the story with my friends, but I'm glad that I spent time doing my drawing passion so I don't forget who I am.

The story started in a private group at kat's forums. My friends started a story that we all write together. I didn't represent the friends to make sure that new members wouldn't feel left out.

The characters are most of the monsters encountered when it started.

From what I remember, Kiwiyashi was lured at sea by a mermaid, but it turned out that it was dolphins trying to rape-drown him (dolphins really do that, their laughter isn't as friendly as they seem...)...

Then he ended up on an island, attacked by a wolf (me) so the blood would lure a giant squid. But before he could be eaten (or raped Japanese style), the wolf saved him (after using him as bait) and ate the squid.

Then he woke feeling sore, probably raped by a nearby centaur...

More monsters arrived; they ended up all fighting together. An ice queen tried to freeze everyone, but the humping of horny monsters melted the ice and a tidal wave dragged everyone at sea, where dolphins ended up doing a sex orgy until they died of exhaustion while drowning the monsters. So Kiwiyashi was avenged... and the story continues.

They discovered a mysterious key in a skull, leading to a chest, but it only contained a map to another island. And the mystery continue~

Someone made an utterly powerful character when I wasn't there, but as if it wasn't hard enough, he completely ignored the story and cliffhangers written by others. The big fun in being all powerful is getting your ass kicked all goofy. Otherwise it's boring for everyone. I'll make a character like that, a lazy evil overlord taking naps to conquer the world another day. If he makes another overkill character, I can handle it, hahaha.

It's better to enjoy making our story together, taking others into consideration~


Lisa Of Shades
28 July 2016

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Grumpy cat ~ Nine lives

I DIED ONCE. IT WAS AWFUL.

Grumpy cat meme ~ I died once. It was awful. ~ Nine lives

The original meme says "I had fun once. It was awful".

I made this meme for kickass torrents, also known as kat. They've been attacked and taken down. They didn't stop thieves, they destroyed completely the creation that someone else did, they didn't have the copyright for it, that's way worse than making a copy. There is no illegal material on torrent sites, it's only a sharing database, it takes a program like uTorrent to actually use the torrent, the material is on the people's computers. The servers are blameless. The creators can't be held responsible for the misuse of their tools. You don't sue a phone book company for having the phone number of a thief. There's a warning in the torrent site to only upload things that we have the copyright for. The media industry assume that the people downloading their stuff do it illegally. But I've downloaded a CD and DVD after buying them because I wasn't able to modify them to a more usable format myself. It's legal to download what you already own. Torrent sites are just friends sharing what they BOUGHT together, the same way we'd do offline, pooling our resources because no one can afford everything. But everyone buy something.

They have billions and they accused us to steal billions. We're they're paying customers! They think we're thieves but we already gave them all the money that they could get from us without staving. Torrent sites aren't stealing the money or ideas that are rightfully theirs... But the industry often get rich by underpaying writers, signers and other workers. It's thieves complaining that they don't rob enough people.

What they destroyed by taking down the kat torrent site is a big community of friends. Many people don't have friends offline and that's all they had, not even facebook, I left that site because people didn't want to talk and share, they only wanted to boost their ego with the like button. It's shallow narcissism. Kat where friends sharing for free. We never took anything from anyone. They can still make tons of money with their property, it's not like we broke in and stole the originals to sell them.

Torrents helped me discover series that I bought after watching them. Don't assume that torrent pirates are the same as the pirate on the seas, who rob merchants of all their stuff, bankrupting them and killing them. We're just kids. Most of the stuff we take are either free on TV or not available to buy yet. I mostly download unlicensed Japanese animations, and that's legal.

Kat always removed copyrighted material when asked to. They completely cooperated. They where a shining example or what sharing could be, the biggest and most popular because of all the free love that they gave, and they where attacked for it.

It's a tragedy.

They've arrested the alleged owner of kat, Artem Vaulin from Ukraine. They want to accused him of money laundering because he received money to pay for the expensive servers, not to sell anything illegal.

Go arrest the mafia for selling drugs that destroy people's health, pedophiles, people who scam the elderly and take away a lifetime of savings...

The industry can pressure the authorities because they are already rich like hell and can afford lawyers...

It doesn't make it right.

Get your priorities at the right place and stop attacking people who don't hurt anyone. We're the one who give you money, they're not more money to make from us... and after crying because they took away my online home and friends... I don't feel like rewarding them with the little money that I have.

I'd rather buy healthier food and take care of myself.

But if they asked for donations to help make the sequel of a movie that I adored, I'd gladly give money for it. I went to the theaters twice to see Deadpool to show the industry that we want more of that unusual crazy shit.

The industry is rich, stop demanding more money from people who barely do the minimum salary. You should be glad that some people love your movies enough to steal them when they can't afford to give you more money, because it means that the people who can afford it will reward you. And that should be good enough!

Fear tactics just make me angrier. But when an actor from the X-men movie thanked me for paying to watch it in theaters before the movie started, I got all moved to contribute to that wonderful creation somehow, deeply moved to be thanked for it. I'll pay to see the next one with a big screen. It's motivating because it's fun, not because I'm scared.

Enjoy~
Lisa Of Shades
28 July 2016

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My little doge ~ Friendship is wow

My little doge, friendship is wow ~ My little pony, friendship is magic ~ Meme

Doge pony big version

Doge pony sig version

I changed the faces of "My little pony, friendship is magic", for the doge meme. I changed the words "pony" for "doge" and "magic" for "wow".

Doing a "G" with the "O" and "Y" went rather well. But I had a hard time making the "E" from the "N", maybe it should be thicker, but at least it looks like what it is. The "W" of wow is an upside down "M" of magic... The "O" is two "C" merged together.

 

Behold my photoshop skills~ Hahaha!

It's an idea I got while trying to think of a signature for Kiwiyashi, now called Kiwidoge.

He's a guy and he's not into my little pony, so I'll think of something that suits him better.

I hope you'll have a good laugh until then~

Enjoy, my funny friend~

Lisa Of Shades
28 July 2016

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