Uncommon sense ~ How to
suicide ~ Hit by an ambulance
might as well make it fun~
I'd like an ironic death. But it actually happened by accident: Woman
killed by ambulance on emergency call
for someone else.
It's not funny for her, but feel free to laugh at the irony. If Christians
are right, you'll go in hell for suicide anyway, what do you care about
being a bad person. Laugh, that will make something good come out of her
Even the people who killed her got cared about and a reward: "The
paramedics inside the ambulance were unhurt but are now on compassionate
leave". Kill an old lady, win a vanation, but only if the murder
weapon is an ambulance.
The fact that they weren't looking were they were going, instead to think
they were in fast and furious, should have been reprehensible. Old ladies
can't run right at you... it takes them forever!
Fucking assholes, if they have the right to live, then
so do you.
The upside of jumping in front of an ambulance is that you get to really
traumatize people as you go... or is it a downside? I'm a misanthrope
so it's hard to tell. The upside is that if you change your mind, there's
an ambulance right there! But that might be a down side if you actually
succeed and they bring you back... uh.
Well, that'd make a nice story for the time you'll spend locked up in a
psychiatric ward "for your own good"; so if you really want to
make sure, jumping of a very tall hospital would be a better investment
of the time that you don't want. I guess being hit by an ambulance is a
quick way to find one.
Next: Jellyfish poison
Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013