Uncommon sense ~ How to
suicide ~ Death by cat
An image is worth a thousand words! But I like to use the words too!
"DO NOT WANT. Cat baths, creative suicide for cat owners"
I guess you can try hording thousands, eventually you won't be able to feed
them and they'll eat you alive. But they're scavengers so they'd be more
likely to eat your corpse... that happens more often than you think~
Hm... One thing that stops me from becoming a serial killer is that I don't
know how to get rid of the bodies... I really love my freedom. This might
be a good idea to get rid of the evidence. Hmmm~ Err... Except for the bones...
a damn. And I'd have to become a cat lady... hell no... all that... horrible
litter... and... *shudders*. I'd rather stay a fish lady. Hm... being eaten
by a shark, but I'd much rather watch that than have it happen to me.
Reality is way uglier than romantic fiction... But I sure can laugh at fiction
all I want, guilt free!
Next: Eaten by cannibals
Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013