Uncommon sense ~ How to suicide ~ Hanging
this one is my favorite~
But it’s still not fail proof, nothing ever is. And it’s messy.
But it’s probably the one that I contemplated the most.
I thought that it’d be best to do it inside my home, since I live
alone, to avoid being discovered and “rescued”. But there
are not many places that would be high enough
The bath curtain pole would definitively rip off the wall, so would the
wardrobe pole… and it’s still not high enough.
If you try to pull your weight down on your knees, if you faint your body
will probably find a way to save himself…
So I thought of doing it with my door, since I’m small maybe that
could have worked. But the 2 bolts holding it are probably not strong
enough, even for me… I would have wrapped a long rope around the
handler, then around the door a couple of times to secure it; maybe with
a screw on top so that it wouldn’t slide off the top. Then I’d
The landlord really pissed me off, my apartment is supposed to be heated
but he let me freeze for a week in winter and I got really sick. Now I
know that massive doses of vitamin C can cure and prevent anything; and
are particularly effective on respiratory infections. But I didn’t
know back then so I fell sick quickly with my starved immune system. Now,
instead to trust and count on others, I am prepared with a heater for
emergencies. It sounds more troublesome but it actually spared
me a whole lot of shit to count on myself
instead to wait after
others… It really empowered me
So I didn’t care about being found by my landlord and as a bonus,
I thought to engorge myself with a Chinese buffet so I’d crap
even more all over the place
. He’s Chinese too! But eating
real good green foods
was a better idea
and made me feel awesome.
The best might be with my balcony in the middle of
, but not everyone have one. Someone told me his story:
that hanging is supposed to break your neck
you’re not supposed to die from slow strangulation
like I thought. But he failed jumping off his balcony, broke
, and shrieked in agony as he was being slowly strangled.
His torment lasted a long time
had plenty of time to slowly figure out what was happening and come to
pull him back up…
Maybe if he had the resolve to suffocate slowly and
he would have been prepared, shut the hell up, and succeeded.
I think the best would be from a tree in the forest
You’ll finally be useful by feeding the critters too! I wouldn’t
want to find you after the feast though…
But you can’t force the grim reaper
it’s not your time, it’s not. I wouldn’t want to make
him angry. “You’re going to die old, get used to it!”
that’s how I felt after praying for so long. I often risked a deadly
accident (hypoglycemia gives absence seizures and I didn’t know
I had it) but somehow, something protected me
probably my survival instinct.
Here’s a story:
decided to suicide and to combine many ways to make extra sure. So he
took a whole bottle of sleeping pills, hanged himself on the branch of
a tree at the edge of a cliff above the ocean to drown, and shot himself.
But he missed as he balanced at the end of the rope, and by extra chance,
cut it with the bullet instead to explode his skull. He fell into the
water but the impact didn’t kill him. Swallowing tons of water made
him throw up the poison, then the waves pushed him back on the shore...
The image made me discover an incredibly funny tutorial that raises issues
that I didn't think of like "Care must be taken to not inconvenience
for austere times
at wealthfair. It's a brief review of your
many options, I quote it below
Actually those impossible coincidences are called synchronicities
every time I notice them they made me protected by something incredibly
powerful and I feel safe. Society and people are full
; but life will take good care of
you. Trust it.
Trust the one inside you. Your survival instinct
will protect you too, even against your own will.
Here’s my favorite joke:
How do you get a goth to get down a tree?
You cut the rope around his neck!
around the neck raises blood pressure in the head and can be used to
It's called autoerotic asphyxiation. Read more about The
Highest Price for Pleasure
at medicinenet and at wikipedia
"1,000 Americans each year" kill themselves, actually willing
to live, and only trying to get off… So maybe it will finally work
for you, if you truly want to suicide.
But if you want to live, experiment wisely. If you want to masturbate that
way, you don't need to hang yourself. Just wrap a collar
and/or scarf around your neck.
If you lift your chin, it strangles
you, if you lower your chin you can breathe better. If you faint from holding
your breath for too long, your body will probably instinctively find a position
that lets you breathe and survive.
Unless you want to die, then even in you hang yourself on a door knob and
lower yourself, your weight will eventually strangle you to death, thanks
to gravity. Feel free to use that determination to get rid of what make
you wish you where dead instead.
Be careful what you do…
if you're not
attentive to your body and don't respect your limit, yeah, you'll probably
kick the bucket. It's probably why you ended up wanting to die. So in your
case, go ahead anyway. You actually want the worst that could happen~
That would be a fantastic way to die, even if it would be the most embarrassing
way to be found. BAM in the 7th sky and you never get back down. If you
fail, you get something anyway. If someone want to pity you for wanting
to die, just say you were experimenting new ways
to reach better orgasms. They’ll think you’re depraved but it
could be a more pleasant way to go.
The struggle for life is probably what makes it so exciting.
And about life in general too, so don't mind not having it easy,
at least you won't die of awful boredom.
If you want to extra suffocate, wrapping scarves around your head will do
the trick. Make sure it's tight to avoid breathing your own CO2 and be able
to slowly push the air through and inhales new oxygen. Unless you want to
die, then go ahead and use plastic, but it will feel too freaky and panicky
to be pleasant... it will give you distress and your body will fight for
Maybe you should let your body lead you out of troubles instead to "listen
and obey" the people who want to trouble you for their own gains. No
matter what you do, live or die, make sure it's for yourself. Make a decision
and give it everything you've got.
I respect my body's will to live... I kinda have to since my survival instinct
is much more powerful than my emotional self. By focusing and listening
to my body simple needs, I understood that I was complicating my life too
Life purpose is simply to live.
If you are alive by the end of the day, your life is
Your cells and organs don't give a damn about how much money you have in
the bank, the kind of clothes you wear, how much your job is praised, how
many friends you have, if you have a lover or not, or how many people approve
of you. Your body only care about being well nourished, rested and safe.
It's harder to do it alone and jobless, but even homeless people manage
to do it. So throw away what makes your life miserable, not your life. Expectations,
goals, dreams, energy robbers, beliefs, food that your body can't handle,
overwork to gain stuff and status that aren't even vital... live in the
present. And life won't feel as much of a overwhelming burden.
But if you don't want to live unless you have riches, glory and admiration,
then go ahead, kill yourself. Even celebrities do, so wanting to be on top
of the world and having everything you can possibly want, without any frustrations,
hardship, exhaustion, malnutrition... life will never be like that. Accept
what is and enjoy what's there
, unless you'd rather live whining,
(My body isn't a "it" he's a person. Don't
look at yourself as an object!!!
Not even your body, he has his
own mind and will.)
If you really want to die, you might as well try autoerotic asphyxiation.
Maybe you’ll have so much fun that you won’t want to anymore.
And if you happen to die, you’ll go smiling
a blue twisted smile.
But if you only want the mega orgasm, don’t hang
at gravity's mercy, keep the control
of what you do to yourself as much as you can.
Always make sure that
you can still breathe if you want to
that your eyes aren’t about to pop out… it’s not a pleasant
sensation when it’s too tight.
More isn’t better, balance is the key~
Unless you wan to die, then by all means, pop your
Either way, hang in there~
If you feel sorry for the cat, then don't do it
Here's a thought:
Next time someone gives you crap, climb on a chair
and instead to hang yourself...
Kick them in the face!
And have a laugh. Just look at the cat. Don't worry
it's Photoshoped. If you look closely, the rope doesn't even touch
the neck. Take a closer look at your life too!
Sometimes things are less bad than they appear.
But people are usually worst, so don't torment yourself with their stupid
Have fun with mine!
If you want to be funny, read my page: Hang
with a bungee cord
Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013
Edited: 30 September 2015