Uncommon sense ~ How to
suicide ~ Images only
I'm a misanthrope (hater of humanity) of course I'm going to make a suicide
tutorial! It might be against common sense, but look at the name of this
An image is worth a thousand words, so let's put them all in one page without
Verify the goal
If it's from a nutritional deficiency, just nourish yourself properly.
If it's actually to end a problem, yes, you can solve
If it's to end the pain, you can help your body heal.
If it’s a cry for attention, love and
take care of yourself already!
If it's that you "can't take it anymore"
you can rest and learn to cope.
If you want to die for the pure sake of dying, then
go ahead, kill yourself.
Kick the bucket~
Waiting for death
When you fail at succeed , I guess you suceed at life and can simply wait
for death, and throw everything that makes you wish you were dead away.
Read: Waiting for death
Read: Wrist slitting
He is still alive, bearing the pain! This could
Read: Gun shot
Jumping off a building
Paralyzed but happy, accomplished and realizing his dreams.
Feel free to give up because it's too hard for you~
Read: Jumping off a building
Getting hit by a vehicle
Read: Getting hit by a vehicle
No limbs but happy and encouraging others!
But feel free to feel discouraged, powerless and useless; especially if
you have four fine limbs to reach for what you need and kick what you don't
Freezing to death
Shit happens, farts spreads, take a deep breath, hold it and move on!
If you can't because you're at the mercy of someone even stupider, running
away into the cold is an option.
Stop this massive bullshit. Unless it's a pedophile or a psychiatrist. Those
criminals deserve that hell. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! If not, you're not that
BRAIN DAMAGE IS BAD!!!
This is why killing psychiatrists is going to be one of my running "jokes".
Nothing is ever for your own good unless you do it yourself for yourself,
after doing research on the consequences, and being ready to bear them,
if they don't outweigh the good half. But this shit is
just plain bad!
If you think that it's beauty and choose this, you seriously need to eat
fat. Your brain is made of it and it's seriously rotting away!
Try not to kill someone decent in your random murdering, they're
so freaking rare.
Feel free to kill some cops too, they're just human so they probably did
something awful anyway, like mocking and blaming an abused woman, some beat
up their wives too. Even pedophiles. They're so many that more will come
back, all the more motivated to gun you down dead. Being killed by a tank
would be funny. Everyone deserves to die, so you probably do. But it doesn't
make you special. Feel free to live like the other fools.
Read: Provoking murder
Hit by an ambulance
You might as well make it ironic and fun~
Read: Hit by an ambulance
Read: Jellyfish poison
Hang yourself with a bungee cord
If you fail to break your neck, bounce and bounce again, that will kill
you eventually. The strangulation might take longer though.
Read: Hang with a bungee cord
Self sacrifice to Satan
If you write "you're next" maybe that will scare a couple of pedophiles
into stopping, try not to die until you're done writing it with your own
blood. Finish what you start for once in your life.
Read: Self sacrifice to Satan
Death by cat
Read: Death by cat
Eaten by cannibals
Picnic with Hannibal. No need to bring your fork and knife... because you'll
be the meal!
Read: Eaten by cannibals
You might as well get into an accident with a school bus and kill a bunch
of kids while you're at it. They're probably the spawns of more morons anyway.
Next page: Links to more fun
The people who made the images
probably don't endorse my views!
They are not to blame or hate.
Many images weren't even related to suicide at all.
Please don't sue me for the copyrights if applicable...
I actually don't know. But I'd rather die than
get money from ads in my beloved site.
I'm not getting rich off your great stuff
and you get free publicity! Mercy~
I'm trying to save lives here; with reversed psychology,
laughter and sheer terror. Or at least offer an
educated choice. Knowledge is power!
Lisa Of Shades
14 September 2013
Edited to add Wait for death: 2 November 2013