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Uncommon sense ~ How to suicide ~ Jellyfish poison


JellyfishBe a humanitarian; give your organs to the people who deserve them more by actually wanting to live. Like the movie Seven pounds.

He used jellyfishes, the deadliest creature on earth. And they are so beautiful. I'd like a death by jellyfish... it would be less intimidating than a shark. Those have many rows of teeth. They sure won't let go of your life if they put those in you, unlike you!

It's incredible that this little jellyfish, a simple water cloud of goo, is even more dangerous. I wish I could be reincarnated into one and mess with people.

irukanji smallest jellyfish"The irukandji is the world's smallest jellyfish! But they are EXTREMELY deadly. Just one sting and you feel very unwell in a few minutes." (from oddee)

"The Irukandji jellyfish are very small with a bell about 5-25 millimetres wide and four long tentacles, which range in length from just a few centimeters up to 1 metre in length."

"Pain is often so severe that patients have been reported as begging their doctors to kill them to get it over with. One unusual symptom associated with the syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom". Symptoms generally abate in 4-30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely."

(more at wikipedia)

See, even that pain will goes away soon, so there's hope even for you~

It took them forever to figure it out; they thought it was madness, like they always believe when they try to cover up their stupidity... Tch... Humans...

I'd rather be a deadly cute lil creature~ Better luck next time!

Meh, I'll finish that game anyway, maybe it will get better and I've invested a lot in this life anyway. But hey, you do what you like best. I'd like to swim with jellyfishes so bad, heck that might even be worth giving up a life that I want. Definitively a nice way to go when you don't want to...

Hm... except maybe the excruciating agony... but can't be worst than your life right?

Or maybe there's far worst things than you think and you should actually feel super lucky~ Refer to the If it's to end the pain, you can help your body heal if that's the case. Feeding properly will help you straighten your mind.

If it's for the trill, then go pet jellyfishes~ Lucky you~

Enjoy~


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Lisa Of Shades
4 September 2013
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